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Ed Norton Won't Be in The Avengers

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It is true I do hate old things

    Does this mean you have to hate yourself, old man

    8-)

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    blank you just a disrespectful punk kid

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I just recently read through demon in a bottle

    I did not like it very much for those sorts of reasons.

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    I love EMH being internally consistent. At the end of the season, Hawkeye and a villain are fighting. Hawk eye can't remember the dudes name and he's all "How can you not remember who I am? You punched me in the face!"

    Go back to a very early episode, and there's a blink-and-you-miss-it spot where yep, Hawkeye straight punches dude in the face then keeps going on his merry way.

    I love little things like this.

    Sensational Spider-man has a background henchmen who gets arrested and later turns out to be Mysterio.

    He brings up this fact when he is apprehended and Spider-man has no idea who it is.

    The story line where Sandman and Rhino evolve into super-villains was excellent.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    I have the Masterworks volume 1 of Spider-man because that's something I wanna own.

    But yeah the story telling is super weird, it's word bubbles and obvious explanations all over the place.
    Yeah I own a few of the single-issue reprints Marvel has done like Avengers Classic that has the first issue of The Avengers in it because it is pretty neat to see hey this is the first time this team ever existed

    so I don't mind dropping 2-3.99 on a reprint every once in a blue moon

    but Masterworks and the DC Showcase volumes are way too much

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    do you also not watch any movie made before the 70's

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    My copy was like $20, and I think it was the first marvel comic I ever owned.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It is true I do hate old things

    Does this mean you have to hate yourself, old man

    8-)
    Back in my day Spider-Man was a 15 year old kid and Uncle Ben had a pony tail and it took 5 issues for him to actually put on the costume



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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Huntera wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It is true I do hate old things

    Does this mean you have to hate yourself, old man

    8-)
    Back in my day Spider-Man was a 15 year old kid and Uncle Ben had a pony tail and it took 5 issues for him to actually put on the costume



    Oh hey I bought that issue in an omnibus last year.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i read the actual amazing spider-man stories before i read ultimate spider-man

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    do you also not watch any movie made before the 70's
    Oh god no I love a ton of movies made before the 70s

    comics are pretty wildly different in that matter, though. Even the most sophisticated silver/golden age comic ain't touching something like Twelve Angry Men or Citizen Kane

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I only watch movies that are in super duper 2160P HD 10,000HZ 3D

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    back in my day, spider-man got a black costume, then fought a mass murderer with a happiness gun, then went insane and started calling himself the spider, then was a guy named ben for a bit

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I think the only exceptions to my taste towards older comics are Jack Kirby's solo things

    because he is just so completely bombastic and hilariously straight forward but also completely fucking insane

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    back in my day, I didn't care

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    herbie is insane too, blank

    herbie is king insane

    plus if you don't buy herbie, alan moore will be most cross with you

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    back in my day there was a spider-man cartoon and all I really remember about it is spider-man turned into a werespider once and also I think there was a vampire in it?

    spidey's adventures with the classic monsters

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I am more than okay with Alan Moore being cross with me

    Herbie is the wrong kind of insane. Kirby's insane is THESE ETERNAL SPACEGODS ARE WAGING WAR UNENDING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ART AAAAAAAH MADNESS

    Herbie is just fucking weird

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    do you also not watch any movie made before the 70's

    This isn't remotely the same.

    The mega-expository nature of comics, and their obvious skew towards being written for poorly educated/barely literate demographics makes lots of previous work really tiresome to read. Themes are hamfistedly shoved down the readers' throat, characters self narrate all the time to help the reader along, and they are just often not written very well.

    Comics from the past aren't horrible, but many of them aren't enjoyable to read purely from an entertainment standpoint.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Solar wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    I actually like angry Superboy. Yeah, it's a cliche, and I wish he would put on a fucking costume, but I think it makes sense given his origins and so on.

    Asshole Superman is dumb, yes. I've noticed that Superman is an asshole in a lot of DC animation.

    Like the DCAU? Oh wait, no, he isn't. Oh, you must mean Batman the Brave and the Bold in that case. Oh wait, he's not an asshole in that, either.

    All-Star Superman? Hmmmmm. No. Crisis on Two Earths or whatever that was called again? Also no.

    He was kind of an asshole in the DCAU. Like, in his own series at times, and in the JL series. Remember when Captain Marvel turned up and Superman was just a giant arse to him because clearly there can only be one flying dude with a cape in this town mister, and it aint you, while Billy was trying to be friendly in return?

    I do.

    Superman was annoyed at the new kid stealing his thunder, but that wasn't why he was pissed off.

    Luthor had been smooth talking Captain Marvel into being all buddy buddy with him, making him think Luthor's an okay guy. Eventually Marvel was on camera after saving the day, going all "Oh yeah, also Luthor is a totally cool dude who deserves a second chance, I don't know everyone hates on him."

    That is what pissed Superman off.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    I am more than okay with Alan Moore being cross with me

    Herbie is the wrong kind of insane. Kirby's insane is THESE ETERNAL SPACEGODS ARE WAGING WAR UNENDING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ART AAAAAAAH MADNESS

    Herbie is just fucking weird

    you don't know if herbie is just weird! you haven't ever read it!

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    back in my day there was a spider-man cartoon and all I really remember about it is spider-man turned into a werespider once and also I think there was a vampire in it?

    spidey's adventures with the classic monsters
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The Vulture's Soliloquy.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Blankzilla wrote:
    I am more than okay with Alan Moore being cross with me

    Herbie is the wrong kind of insane. Kirby's insane is THESE ETERNAL SPACEGODS ARE WAGING WAR UNENDING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ART AAAAAAAH MADNESS

    Herbie is just fucking weird

    you don't know if herbie is just weird! you haven't ever read it!
    I have seen quite a few pages posted on forums and what not and it is fucking weird don't act like it isn't

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    God damn there are so many comic books

    I just spent 20 minutes on amazon looking up stuff I wanna read and total cost is already in the hundreds!

    dang, what all are you looking to get?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I grew up on Spider-man.

    And as such I thought for a long while that the Jackal was the ultimate Spider-man villain.

    *shakes fist* 90s!

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    herbie+ad.jpg
    that is weird

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote:

    Superman was annoyed at the new kid stealing his thunder, but that wasn't why he was pissed off.

    Luthor had been smooth talking Captain Marvel into being all buddy buddy with him, making him think Luthor's an okay guy. Eventually Marvel was on camera after saving the day, going all "Oh yeah, also Luthor is a totally cool dude who deserves a second chance, I don't know everyone hates on him."

    That is what pissed Superman off.

    He didn't even really say that though, he said it's great that people can get second chances and then luthor went nuts with the press all "captain marvel supports luthor's presidency" and that's what made superman mad

    In other words Luthor played them both and it worked perfectly because Superman is a dick

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    back in my day, spider-man got a black costume, then fought a mass murderer with a happiness gun, then went insane and started calling himself the spider, then was a guy named ben for a bit

    It was some odds times we lived through.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    I am more than okay with Alan Moore being cross with me

    Herbie is the wrong kind of insane. Kirby's insane is THESE ETERNAL SPACEGODS ARE WAGING WAR UNENDING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ART AAAAAAAH MADNESS

    Herbie is just fucking weird

    you don't know if herbie is just weird! you haven't ever read it!
    I have seen quite a few pages posted on forums and what not and it is fucking weird don't act like it isn't

    I could post a page of Jack Kirby craziness without context and it, too, would be just as weird, if not weirder, because Herbie is a comedy book and Jack played things completely straight.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    God damn there are so many comic books

    I just spent 20 minutes on amazon looking up stuff I wanna read and total cost is already in the hundreds!

    dang, what all are you looking to get?

    Immortal Iron Fist Omnibus, Uncanny X-Force vol 1,2, and 3, Remender's Venom vol 1, Taskmaster: Unthinkable, Ultimate Comics Hawkeye.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Morbius or whatever his name was was so fucking funny.

    The best episode was when spiderman turned into the spider and then like punisher, blade, and morbius teamed up to help him.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    herbie+ad.jpg
    that is weird

    THAT IS AN AD

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    JayKaos wrote:
    Goatmon wrote:

    Superman was annoyed at the new kid stealing his thunder, but that wasn't why he was pissed off.

    Luthor had been smooth talking Captain Marvel into being all buddy buddy with him, making him think Luthor's an okay guy. Eventually Marvel was on camera after saving the day, going all "Oh yeah, also Luthor is a totally cool dude who deserves a second chance, I don't know everyone hates on him."

    That is what pissed Superman off.

    He didn't even really say that though, he said it's great that people can get second chances and then luthor went nuts with the press all "captain marvel supports luthor's presidency" and that's what made superman mad

    In other words Luthor played them both and it worked perfectly because Superman is a dick

    Billy Batson is clark kent but cool and competent.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    back in my day there was a spider-man cartoon and all I really remember about it is spider-man turned into a werespider once and also I think there was a vampire in it?

    spidey's adventures with the classic monsters

    Also it led to Whipstich Zombie's av/sig.


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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Huntera wrote:
    God damn there are so many comic books

    I just spent 20 minutes on amazon looking up stuff I wanna read and total cost is already in the hundreds!

    dang, what all are you looking to get?

    Immortal Iron Fist Omnibus, Uncanny X-Force vol 1,2, and 3, Remender's Venom vol 1, Taskmaster: Unthinkable, Ultimate Comics Hawkeye.

    Also a bunch of Ultimate Spider-Man I still have to get.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    I am more than okay with Alan Moore being cross with me

    Herbie is the wrong kind of insane. Kirby's insane is THESE ETERNAL SPACEGODS ARE WAGING WAR UNENDING AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ART AAAAAAAH MADNESS

    Herbie is just fucking weird

    you don't know if herbie is just weird! you haven't ever read it!
    I have seen quite a few pages posted on forums and what not and it is fucking weird don't act like it isn't

    I could post a page of Jack Kirby craziness without context and it, too, would be just as weird, if not weirder, because Herbie is a comedy book and Jack played things completely straight.
    Well that is what I am saying

    I want to read an insane cosmic comic book drama played completely straight despite being ridiculous

    I do not want to read an insane comic book about a fat dude who is beloved by everyone and is basically all-powerful with his mighty lolipop that is played for laughs.

    It just isn't something I would want to spend money on!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    I liked the 90s Spider-Man episodes where they brought in the All-Winners Squad

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I used to own and still to this day absolutely love the 14 part Maximum Carnage series and I don't care who knows.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I was gonna keep arguing blank but the lesbian scene in detroit 9000 sapped all my intelligence

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