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Which one of you was it?
Geebs61
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This morning at Meadowlawn Apartments, in Salem, Oregon some dude walked to his car wearing a PA shirt. I would have yelled but was in shock, because the only thing PA related close to me is Borfase.
Which one of you fuckers was it?
If it was someone from G&T, then nevermind, homo.
I'll be there tomorrow to install that shower that was outside.
Takeyouwonderbywonderoversidewaysandunderonamagiccarpetride
To make this somewhat worth while:
Elderly Carnival Cruise Guest Kills Mugger with Bare Hands
On Friday (Feb. 23) attempts to rob a group of American people on vacation in Costa Rica were promptly foiled by one 70-ish "elderly" tourist. The police arrived, but needed little help in apprehending the assailant---because he was dead.
VACATION GONE WRONG
According to police chief Luis Hernandez, the older gentleman (who he refused to name publicly) swooped into action when three men donning ski masks attacked a van carrying twelve American tourists. Earlier that day, the tourists had finished debarking their Carnival Liberty cruise ship, and had hired a van to transport them to one of the Caribbean beaches.
The attack occurred during a stopover last Wednesday approximately 80 miles outside of Costa Rica's capital, San Jose. One of the passengers, identified as 54 year-old Clova Adams reported that one of the would-be robbers held a gun to her head, while the other two brandished knives. Adams believed the incident to be a joke until the assailant's gun was pointed at her head.
A HERO EMERGES
At this point, a man in his 70s jumped out of the van, and per police chief Hernandez, put the gunman in a headlock. During the struggle between the two men, the older gentleman broke the robber's collarbone. The robber, identified as 20 year-old Warner Segura was taken to a hospital where he was declared dead. According to Red Cross employee Sergio Lopez, the exact cause of death was asphyxiation. The other two men escaped the scene.
The man in his 70's, it has been confirmed, is a U.S. military veteran who was specifically trained in self-defense. The U.S. Embassy also refuses to name this brave gentleman, out of respect for his privacy. Additionally, authorities in Costa Rica have stated that they will not charge the veteran hero with any crimes, as he acted completely in self-defense. The deceased man's mother has admitted that she always believed she would receive "bad news" regarding her son's activities; but she laments that the tourists took the law into their own hands, claiming that her son could ultimately have been saved.
The other tourists on the van did indeed have a part in their self-defense. Though at least two shots were fired during the incident, some of the other guests were able to divert the bullets away by holding the man's weapon hand toward the ceiling of the van. The cruise ship ultimately delayed its departure from the port until all members of the tour group had boarded the ship. Attempts to obtain reports from other tour group members have been unsuccessful.
Which one of you fuckers was it?
If it was someone from G&T, then nevermind, homo.
I'll be there tomorrow to install that shower that was outside.
Takeyouwonderbywonderoversidewaysandunderonamagiccarpetride
To make this somewhat worth while:
Elderly Carnival Cruise Guest Kills Mugger with Bare Hands
On Friday (Feb. 23) attempts to rob a group of American people on vacation in Costa Rica were promptly foiled by one 70-ish "elderly" tourist. The police arrived, but needed little help in apprehending the assailant---because he was dead.
VACATION GONE WRONG
According to police chief Luis Hernandez, the older gentleman (who he refused to name publicly) swooped into action when three men donning ski masks attacked a van carrying twelve American tourists. Earlier that day, the tourists had finished debarking their Carnival Liberty cruise ship, and had hired a van to transport them to one of the Caribbean beaches.
The attack occurred during a stopover last Wednesday approximately 80 miles outside of Costa Rica's capital, San Jose. One of the passengers, identified as 54 year-old Clova Adams reported that one of the would-be robbers held a gun to her head, while the other two brandished knives. Adams believed the incident to be a joke until the assailant's gun was pointed at her head.
A HERO EMERGES
At this point, a man in his 70s jumped out of the van, and per police chief Hernandez, put the gunman in a headlock. During the struggle between the two men, the older gentleman broke the robber's collarbone. The robber, identified as 20 year-old Warner Segura was taken to a hospital where he was declared dead. According to Red Cross employee Sergio Lopez, the exact cause of death was asphyxiation. The other two men escaped the scene.
The man in his 70's, it has been confirmed, is a U.S. military veteran who was specifically trained in self-defense. The U.S. Embassy also refuses to name this brave gentleman, out of respect for his privacy. Additionally, authorities in Costa Rica have stated that they will not charge the veteran hero with any crimes, as he acted completely in self-defense. The deceased man's mother has admitted that she always believed she would receive "bad news" regarding her son's activities; but she laments that the tourists took the law into their own hands, claiming that her son could ultimately have been saved.
The other tourists on the van did indeed have a part in their self-defense. Though at least two shots were fired during the incident, some of the other guests were able to divert the bullets away by holding the man's weapon hand toward the ceiling of the van. The cruise ship ultimately delayed its departure from the port until all members of the tour group had boarded the ship. Attempts to obtain reports from other tour group members have been unsuccessful.
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Fuck Yeah
"Fuck yeah" I said.
Then I opened it, and it said it was a group of senior citizens
"Fuck yeaher" I exclaimed.
Then I read it and it was one 70 year old vet.
"Shit hot sweet monkey love!" I yelled while pumping my fist in the air.
But it wasn't me.
Or probably anyone on the damn forums.
Secret Satan
holy shit guys this song is good. The music is wonderful.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
No.
Don't even joke about that man. That's crossing a line. CAD shirts, too mean. Just too mean.
Then I realized that people read PA without being on the forums, and I went back to work.
i was (it was me)
I am unaware that I have used it incorrectly. Hang on.
edit: sorry to be pedantic, my co-worker who I really dislike does this, and it really pisses me off. You may be cool, but I have decided this is a serious pet peeve now, mainly because I don't like this other person.
Virgil Soames is the candidate whom we think will win.
[Should be]
Virgil Soames is the candidate who we think will win."
(Strunk)
I still do not understand.
Edit: I think I get it now.
Turns out it was Powerthighs, the guitarist for Optimus Rhyme.
Seriously, all night. It was all he wanted to talk to me about. I drank more than usual that night.
I would like to show you them.
I wonder if he was a furry.
the word is how
oh man, i spelled your name bingo
that's so weird
i want this album, because by my reasoning one great song means the whole album shalt be awesomes
It's not that bad.
album: we are pilots
song: don't cry out
it's all in the id3 tags
i am here to help