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  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Schumacher's batman movies were hilarious and I love how much people hate them.

    Honestly I find them less cheesy, overdone and dumb than the comics.

    60 fucking issues of bullshit, never again.
    That's impressive!

    Yeah, I just kept reading hoping it got good at some point.

    It did, for three issues.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I've had bad, mediocre and good fake Chinese food, Organichu.

    you're wrong and also stupid

    I disagree with none of this.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    There's some kind of fast-food version of Herzberg's two-factor theory in play here

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Looking back, the biggest criticisim is that Two-Face's backstory was very lazily done when he has the strongest backstory of all the Batman villians.

    The biggest criticism of the Schumacher films is that the fourth was a laughable travesty with an incredibly stupid script. The biggest criticism of the third was that Schumacher was obviously in love with the Riddler and let Two Face just dangle.

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Anyone else watch the River last night? Had a few good creeps.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    "May cod rest his soul"

    that was great.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    oh so remember how i said my sister bought me chinese last night. i forgot to mention the award!

    so, i'm in the place last night waiting for my food to be cooked. i'm bored and looking around and i see this huge plaque that i kind of assume is 'we passed health code inspection on blah blah date' or something. but i start reading it and it's an award! "top 100 chinese takeouts in america, 2008"

    and i'm flabbergasted! this is just my local place! they make the same $7.95 combination platter as the rest of america, with general tso's or boneless spare ribs or whatever with pork fried rice and an egg roll. sometimes you get dumplings or crab rangoon to go with it, but that's basically all anyone orders! it's a generic americanized chinese restaurant.

    but i'm reading this award and it has the reviews of several 'mystery diners' and they all read very funnily. they're discussing how the place is clean, the serving area is orderly, the service is prompt, the rice is 'fluffy and scrumptious', etc

    now, i'm an apologist for bad foods. it's part of who i am. i will defend with my dying breath the deliciousness and importance of samey takeout in any sane person's diet. i love it.

    but these places are all the same! differences are so tiny as to basically not exist! how is there an award for this!

    it's basically 'this place has roaches and the delivery guy drives slow' or 'this place works for me'

    those are the only two options!

    but still the food tasted better knowing it was made by top-100 artisans 8)

    My guess? You too can have your own "Greatest in America" plaque for only $14.99! :P

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    that is pretty great cass

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Shut up SOTAR!

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Drew Barrymore was fiiiiiiiine in that shitty batman movie.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Tommy Lee Jones did the best he could with that version of Two-Face.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    i am really struggling, it blows

    aaron will come over tonight though and maybe that will help

    Are you gonna get plowed.

    nope, my parents and brother will be home

    Do it anyway! You are an adult with your own room!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Shut up SOTAR!

    No.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    i am really struggling, it blows

    aaron will come over tonight though and maybe that will help

    Are you gonna get plowed.

    nope, my parents and brother will be home

    Teach them a lesson.

    Make it your house.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Teach them a lesson.

    Make it your house.

    Narwhal has the right idea here.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Drew Barrymore was fiiiiiiiine in that shitty batman movie.

    Drew Barrymore?


    ... Uma?

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Drew Barrymore was fiiiiiiiine in that shitty batman movie.

    Oh yes she was.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Also O'Donnell was shitty as Robin.

    Man, remember when Chris O'Donnell was going to be huge? Dark days.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Cass you almost made me puke

    And cry

    And scream




    ...
    I'm afraid of fish

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    yeah seeing how my parents have threatened to ban aaron from the house over such offenses as eating at my computer

    i think full on banging him might get me like

    shot in the head

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Man, I sure hope we got all our credit card money from restaurant week, because my tequila stock was decimated on monday.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    punch your mother in the mouth

    open-mouthed kiss your brother

    hit your father in the face with a pillowcase full of cans of soup

    once your dominance is asserted, plow aaron on top of them... using their emasculated bodies as a love bed

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote:
    Also O'Donnell was shitty as Robin.

    Man, remember when Chris O'Donnell was going to be huge? Dark days.

    they probably took him back to the secret cloning vats under Rodeo Drive and used his parts to make the Sam Worthington and Channing Tatum models

    the quest for perfect blandness marches ever onward

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Teach them a lesson.

    Make it your house.

    Narwhal has the right idea here.

    *clinks fork on glass*

    before we eat dinner, I have an announcement to make about this table

    and the couch

    and the sink

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Cass you almost made me puke

    And cry

    And scream




    ...
    I'm afraid of fish

    Sorry, I put it behind a spoiler.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    yeah seeing how my parents have threatened to ban aaron from the house over such offenses as eating at my computer

    i think full on banging him might get me like

    shot in the head

    Bang him at your computer.

    Edit: Wait, wait, I got it ...

    Let him ... eat at your computer.

    8-) 8-) 8-)

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Cass you almost made me puke

    And cry

    And scream




    ...
    I'm afraid of fish

    If you're going to conquer your phobia, you need to face it head on. I recommend you eat a fried fish dinner, complete with hushpuppies, every night for a week.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Cass you almost made me puke

    And cry

    And scream




    ...
    I'm afraid of fish

    They die out of water, you know. :P

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Shut up SOTAR!

    No.

    I'll do you like I did Rosie Jetson!

    Also I just found out there is a sexy Rosie Halloween costume.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Bogart wrote:
    Also O'Donnell was shitty as Robin.

    Man, remember when Chris O'Donnell was going to be huge? Dark days.

    they probably took him back to the secret cloning vats under Rodeo Drive and used his parts to make the Sam Worthington and Channing Tatum models

    the quest for perfect blandness marches ever onward

    you're mad because you're not perfectly bland!

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    punch your mother in the mouth

    open-mouthed kiss your brother

    hit your father in the face with a pillowcase full of cans of soup

    once your dominance is asserted, plow aaron on top of them... using their emasculated bodies as a love bed

    wow, that's a great act -- what do you call it?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I have been watching so much swamp people

    on of the episodes had a alligator hunter's wife explaining that alligator was some of the healthiest meat you can find

    as she tipped little breaded alligator nuggets out of the deep fryer

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    punch your mother in the mouth

    open-mouthed kiss your brother

    hit your father in the face with a pillowcase full of cans of soup

    once your dominance is asserted, plow aaron on top of them... using their emasculated bodies as a love bed

    wow, that's a great act -- what do you call it?

    the proletariat!

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Teach them a lesson.

    Make it your house.

    Narwhal has the right idea here.

    *clinks fork on glass*

    before we eat dinner, I have an announcement to make about this table

    and the couch

    and the sink

    So I'm like 13-14 years old

    Playing video games on the ol' N64 with my brother

    We're silent, focusing on the game

    Then, out of no where, "I fucked Amanda on this couch, just so you know."

    I left the room. He won.

  • Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    punch your mother in the mouth

    open-mouthed kiss your brother

    hit your father in the face with a pillowcase full of cans of soup

    once your dominance is asserted, plow aaron on top of them... using their emasculated bodies as a love bed

    go to your brother

    kill him with your gun

    ...so much fun

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Hey, what's the legal term for when two rival companies collude to fix their prices instead of competing?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Chu, the two Chinese restaurants near me are that samey Chinese but one is really good and is pretty light and the other though good is much heavier. Like their sesame chicken aren't even the same thing outside the name.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote:
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Bogart wrote:
    Also O'Donnell was shitty as Robin.

    Man, remember when Chris O'Donnell was going to be huge? Dark days.

    they probably took him back to the secret cloning vats under Rodeo Drive and used his parts to make the Sam Worthington and Channing Tatum models

    the quest for perfect blandness marches ever onward

    you're mad because you're not perfectly bland!

    looks fade

    being able to not put people to sleep is eternal

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I am floundering in Statistics. I hate my teacher so much

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