Looking back, the biggest criticisim is that Two-Face's backstory was very lazily done when he has the strongest backstory of all the Batman villians.
The biggest criticism of the Schumacher films is that the fourth was a laughable travesty with an incredibly stupid script. The biggest criticism of the third was that Schumacher was obviously in love with the Riddler and let Two Face just dangle.
oh so remember how i said my sister bought me chinese last night. i forgot to mention the award!
so, i'm in the place last night waiting for my food to be cooked. i'm bored and looking around and i see this huge plaque that i kind of assume is 'we passed health code inspection on blah blah date' or something. but i start reading it and it's an award! "top 100 chinese takeouts in america, 2008"
and i'm flabbergasted! this is just my local place! they make the same $7.95 combination platter as the rest of america, with general tso's or boneless spare ribs or whatever with pork fried rice and an egg roll. sometimes you get dumplings or crab rangoon to go with it, but that's basically all anyone orders! it's a generic americanized chinese restaurant.
but i'm reading this award and it has the reviews of several 'mystery diners' and they all read very funnily. they're discussing how the place is clean, the serving area is orderly, the service is prompt, the rice is 'fluffy and scrumptious', etc
now, i'm an apologist for bad foods. it's part of who i am. i will defend with my dying breath the deliciousness and importance of samey takeout in any sane person's diet. i love it.
but these places are all the same! differences are so tiny as to basically not exist! how is there an award for this!
it's basically 'this place has roaches and the delivery guy drives slow' or 'this place works for me'
those are the only two options!
but still the food tasted better knowing it was made by top-100 artisans 8)
My guess? You too can have your own "Greatest in America" plaque for only $14.99! :P
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that is pretty great cass
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Shut up SOTAR!
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Drew Barrymore was fiiiiiiiine in that shitty batman movie.
If you're going to conquer your phobia, you need to face it head on. I recommend you eat a fried fish dinner, complete with hushpuppies, every night for a week.
Chu, the two Chinese restaurants near me are that samey Chinese but one is really good and is pretty light and the other though good is much heavier. Like their sesame chicken aren't even the same thing outside the name.
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Yeah, I just kept reading hoping it got good at some point.
It did, for three issues.
I disagree with none of this.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
The biggest criticism of the Schumacher films is that the fourth was a laughable travesty with an incredibly stupid script. The biggest criticism of the third was that Schumacher was obviously in love with the Riddler and let Two Face just dangle.
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that was great.
My guess? You too can have your own "Greatest in America" plaque for only $14.99! :P
Do it anyway! You are an adult with your own room!
No.
Teach them a lesson.
Make it your house.
Narwhal has the right idea here.
Drew Barrymore?
... Uma?
Oh yes she was.
Man, remember when Chris O'Donnell was going to be huge? Dark days.
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And cry
And scream
...
I'm afraid of fish
i think full on banging him might get me like
shot in the head
open-mouthed kiss your brother
hit your father in the face with a pillowcase full of cans of soup
once your dominance is asserted, plow aaron on top of them... using their emasculated bodies as a love bed
they probably took him back to the secret cloning vats under Rodeo Drive and used his parts to make the Sam Worthington and Channing Tatum models
the quest for perfect blandness marches ever onward
*clinks fork on glass*
before we eat dinner, I have an announcement to make about this table
and the couch
and the sink
Sorry, I put it behind a spoiler.
Bang him at your computer.
Edit: Wait, wait, I got it ...
Let him ... eat at your computer.
8-) 8-) 8-)
If you're going to conquer your phobia, you need to face it head on. I recommend you eat a fried fish dinner, complete with hushpuppies, every night for a week.
They die out of water, you know. :P
I'll do you like I did Rosie Jetson!
Also I just found out there is a sexy Rosie Halloween costume.
you're mad because you're not perfectly bland!
wow, that's a great act -- what do you call it?
on of the episodes had a alligator hunter's wife explaining that alligator was some of the healthiest meat you can find
as she tipped little breaded alligator nuggets out of the deep fryer
the proletariat!
So I'm like 13-14 years old
Playing video games on the ol' N64 with my brother
We're silent, focusing on the game
Then, out of no where, "I fucked Amanda on this couch, just so you know."
I left the room. He won.
go to your brother
kill him with your gun
...so much fun
looks fade
being able to not put people to sleep is eternal