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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    I've always sort of wondered, what would polite boobs look like?

    have you ever been to a nunnery

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    pooka wrote: »
    rude boobies is a compliment! you boost that self esteem, crwth. u3u

    oh gosh

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    No-one. That girl is playing in a different fucking league. Although, to be fair, thanks to the camwhore threads over the years, I've seen many pics of the forum contributors, and you fuckers are all pretty good-looking dudes and dudettes. Stop being hot, damnit!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    never

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2012
    pooka wrote: »
    man, now i'm concerned again that a medium is going to be too small; augh, guess i should've gone with a large. hopefully it doesn't look ludicrous.

    thanks for making that cheap fat joke, Larlar.

    I was merely offering a highly efficient alternative to being patient. My method involves no unnecessary character building and no lessons that require learning, guaranteed.

    With my guidance, Sheri can have her cake and eat it, too. Plus, if she does, she gets a jersey!

    Larlar on
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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    I've always sort of wondered, what would polite boobs look like?

    have you ever been to a nunnery

    I've seen some movies
    And let me tell you, nuns have the rudest titties

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
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    Oh yeah.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    man, now i'm concerned again that a medium is going to be too small; augh, guess i should've gone with a large. hopefully it doesn't look ludicrous.

    thanks for making that cheap fat joke, Larlar.

    I was merely offering a highly efficient alternative to being patient. My method involves no unnecessary character building and no lessons that require learning, guaranteed.

    With my guidance, Sheri can have her cake and eat it, too. Plus, if she does, she gets a jersey!

    I do like cake

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hey are you guys still talking abou-
    Ashcroft wrote: »
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    Oh yeah.

    Oh.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    I've always sort of wondered, what would polite boobs look like?

    have you ever been to a nunnery

    this is kind of like the Heisenberg principle, no?

    the polite boobs are there, but once someone tries to observe them, bam, rude ass titties.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    The joke is that nunneries can refer to convents or brothels

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    No-one. That girl is playing in a different fucking league. Although, to be fair, thanks to the camwhore threads over the years, I've seen many pics of the forum contributors, and you fuckers are all pretty good-looking dudes and dudettes. Stop being hot, damnit!

    As an average overweight American, I had this same reaction when I met everyone at PAX East. Actually I walked right past them several times because I was like "Nah, they look like regular attractive people" Then I met A Duck! and Tube and was all 'Damn. DAYYYYMMMMM'

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    I got a 2XL purely BECAUSE of my boobs

    I am pretty sure I will look like a bag lady from boobs-down

    but it will still be awesome, goddammit

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Bucketman wrote: »
    As an average overweight American, I had this same reaction when I met everyone at PAX East. Actually I walked right past them several times because I was like "Nah, they look like regular attractive people" Then I met A Duck! and Tube and was all 'Damn. DAYYYYMMMMM'

    man Tube is pretty cute but he ain't no two-syllable damn

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    I got a 2XL purely BECAUSE of my boobs

    I am pretty sure I will look like a bag lady from boobs-down

    but it will still be awesome, goddammit

    Just tie it in a knot in the back

    Straight up 90s style

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    No-one. That girl is playing in a different fucking league.

    Somewhere in the near future everything will be weighed in units of my boobs.

    Vivixenne on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    all i have is hatred in my heart at this moment

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    I got a 2XL purely BECAUSE of my boobs

    I am pretty sure I will look like a bag lady from boobs-down

    but it will still be awesome, goddammit

    Just tie it in a knot in the back

    Straight up 90s style

    woman, it's a volleyball jersey

    not a moo-moo

    they don't work like that

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    although I get that you were making a joke

    and I DID used to wear my T-shirts like that precisely because the ones that fit my chest didn't fit the rest of me

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    I got a 2XL purely BECAUSE of my boobs

    I am pretty sure I will look like a bag lady from boobs-down

    but it will still be awesome, goddammit

    Just tie it in a knot in the back

    Straight up 90s style

    woman, it's a volleyball jersey

    not a moo-moo

    they don't work like that

    Whatever

    In middle school I could tie ANY shirt into a knot

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    okay I am done talking about me now

    this thread just made me feel nice, that's all

    thank you all kindly for making this day awesome within an hour of me getting to work <3

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    all i have is hatred in my heart at this moment

    are you able to come to PAX at all this year? cuz we overdue for some dranks, toots

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    I got a 2XL purely BECAUSE of my boobs

    I am pretty sure I will look like a bag lady from boobs-down

    but it will still be awesome, goddammit

    Just tie it in a knot in the back

    Straight up 90s style

    woman, it's a volleyball jersey

    not a moo-moo

    they don't work like that

    Whatever

    In middle school I could tie ANY shirt into a knot

    that's because you are so slender and have such a cute figure YOU HORRIBLE GOOSE

    man if I knew you back then I would've hated the crap out of you

    Vivixenne on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh we're talking about boobs agai-
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    okay I am done talking about me now

    this thread just made me feel nice, that's all

    thank you all kindly for making this day awesome within an hour of me getting to work <3

    Son of a bitch.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    all i have is hatred in my heart at this moment

    are you able to come to PAX at all this year? cuz we overdue for some dranks, toots
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are fucking hilarious

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    I got a 2XL purely BECAUSE of my boobs

    I am pretty sure I will look like a bag lady from boobs-down

    but it will still be awesome, goddammit

    Just tie it in a knot in the back

    Straight up 90s style

    woman, it's a volleyball jersey

    not a moo-moo

    they don't work like that

    Whatever

    In middle school I could tie ANY shirt into a knot

    that's because you are so slender and have such a cute figure YOU HORRIBLE GOOSE

    man if I knew you back then I would've hated the crap out of you

    Yeah well I'm fat now

    So we cool

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    No-one. That girl is playing in a different fucking league.

    Somewhere in the near future everything will be weighed in units of my boobs.

    "I'd like 4 deciboobs of ham, please"

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    all i have is hatred in my heart at this moment

    are you able to come to PAX at all this year? cuz we overdue for some dranks, toots
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are fucking hilarious

    I wasn't sure :C

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I mean, I'm no Viv

    But still
    to be fair, who is

    No-one. That girl is playing in a different fucking league.

    Somewhere in the near future everything will be weighed in units of my boobs.

    "I'd like 4 deciboobs of ham, please"

    "You might need to come back next week because we'd need to murder 3 more pigs to get that much."

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Meeting SE++ in real life is like entering a medieval court. A lot of them are beautiful, charming people dressed excellently and in high spirits.

    But than there are some who just look odd. They are like the sorcerers of the kingdom.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Hey!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I count myself as an odd looking sorcerer.

    Possibly even a bard.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @Turambar, I wish I could grow that much facial hair.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Meeting SE++ in real life is like entering a medieval court. A lot of them are beautiful, charming people dressed excellently and in high spirits.

    But than there are some who just look odd. They are like the sorcerers of the kingdom.

    :oops:

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I had assumed Viv was a big, fat and white

    Boy was I in for a shock

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    B-but you're good looking?! My whole perception of reality has been torn down

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @Smart Hero, it is like this:

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    And than after too many drinks it becomes this:
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Meeting SE++ in real life is like entering a medieval court. A lot of them are beautiful, charming people dressed excellently and in high spirits.

    But than there are some who just look odd. They are like the sorcerers of the kingdom.

    And then there's the guy slumped against the back wall, napping.

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