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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    probably real legal as fuck, owning bats. don't let them fester, though. you'll have a scary bat roost i'm sure of it

    the other day a PBS program taught me that because of a 1970s anime people in japan started buying hella baby raccoons but they grew up and grew violent and whatnot, so the japanese naturally did as the anime instructed and let em out into the wild

    right now buddhist temples are besieged by raccoons eating all the stuff, shitting and pissing and rotting the ancient wood

    all because of anime

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    how hard and or illegal would it be to have a pet bat in the us

    i wanted a pet bat so bad a few months ago after my cat caught one and i failed to nurse it back to health
    apparently its pretty difficult and i don't think its legal here
    you could build a bat-house in your yard and feed them maybe

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    redfenix would you have sexual intercourse with dbrock

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    buh

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    RubberAC wrote:
    how hard and or illegal would it be to have a pet bat in the us

    i wanted a pet bat so bad a few months ago after my cat caught one and i failed to nurse it back to health
    apparently its pretty difficult and i don't think its legal here
    you could build a bat-house in your yard and feed them maybe

    we dont even get any bats around this area aaaaah

    need to become a zookeeper or something

    need to buy some zoos

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    redfenix, how come nobody wants to show me their wieners (boys) or boobies (ladies)

    is it because I'm weird

    it's because I'm weird isn't it

    I'm gonna die alone, right?

  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    keith
    you're just going about it all wrong


    you shouldn't be asking these dudes for their wiener pictures
    you should be taking them

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Just make a belfry and you'll get pet bats for free!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    redfenix wrote:
    how hard and or illegal would it be to have a pet bat in the us

    I know it would make me hard
    that soft, supple fur

    8->

  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    how hard and or illegal would it be to have a pet bat in the us

    I know it would make me hard
    that soft, supple fur

  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    RubberAC wrote:
    fenix i just got paid
    how much should i spend at the strippers tonight
    they have expensive drinks
    should i drink at the pub beforehand
    should i tip the ugly strippers

    enough to get a handie i guess, if that's your thing
    though if you're hitting the 250-300 range you can probably just get a call girl
    i mean, i haven't and probably wouldn't ever do that
    but it's a thing

    you should call them call girls
    unless they're dead
    then they're hookers

    yes drink beforehand, strip club drinks are fucking expensive, pregame like crazy
    and tipping the ugly ones depend on what you're there to get

  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    Law route or chaos route?

    my backloggery 3DS: 0533-5338-5186 steam: porcelain_cow goodreads
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    redfenix, how come nobody wants to show me their wieners (boys) or boobies (ladies)

    is it because I'm weird

    it's because I'm weird isn't it

    I'm gonna die alone, right?

    as far as dudes go.. i dunno, i think you're asking the wrong guys
    from what girls tell me, dudes send pics of dongs to them all the time with nearly no provocation

    as far as girls go, if you talk to them on a regular basis, particularly texting, and they say 'hey, i gotta go, i need to take a shower', or hey, sorry i was busy, just got out of the shower', etc.

    simply say, 'I don't believe you'
    and there ya go, pictures.


  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    redfenix wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    redfenix, how come nobody wants to show me their wieners (boys) or boobies (ladies)

    is it because I'm weird

    it's because I'm weird isn't it

    I'm gonna die alone, right?

    as far as dudes go.. i dunno, i think you're asking the wrong guys
    from what girls tell me, dudes send pics of dongs to them all the time with nearly no provocation

    as far as girls go, if you talk to them on a regular basis, particularly texting, and they say 'hey, i gotta go, i need to take a shower', or hey, sorry i was busy, just got out of the shower', etc.

    simply say, 'I don't believe you'
    and there ya go, pictures.


    I got you. It was so simple I couldn't see it

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    hi redfenix i am a hot girl :)

  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    Law route or chaos route?

    LAW
    ===
    Pros:
    Get a Berserker (Xapan)
    Get Ravness early, switch her to White Knight soon after
    Get a Dragoon (Jeunan)
    Get Vyce early, get him started on Daggers (which is what I'd prefer over his 1H Sword pre-mastery)

    CHAOS
    =====
    Pros:
    Get Cistina and Cerya early,
    Get Bayin early, a pre-built Petrifier
    Get Cressida early, opening up all of Hell Gate's secrets

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    how now a brown cow?

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Fenix do I have forum cred yet? And how much do I need to turn in for the Grand Prize?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Fenix do I have forum cred yet? And how much do I need to turn in for the Grand Prize?

    I can give you credit

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    how hard and or illegal would it be to have a pet bat in the us

    Depends.

    Are you superstitious and/or cowardly?

    BLM - ACAB
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Fenix do I have forum cred yet? And how much do I need to turn in for the Grand Prize?

    I can give you credit

    Okay how mu-wait a minute

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote:
    Fenix do I have forum cred yet? And how much do I need to turn in for the Grand Prize?

    I can give you credit

    Okay how mu-wait a minute

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Fenix do I have forum cred yet? And how much do I need to turn in for the Grand Prize?

    I can give you credit

    Okay how mu-wait a minute

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    BLM - ACAB
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    redfenix, how awesome are you?

  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    redfenix wrote:
    redfenix, how awesome are you?

    so awesome

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    red have you been drinking?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    i fucking wish

  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    maybe i should go do that

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    then you can tell us what you really think.

    how's your boy doing? I saw the photos you posted earlier and on FB, he's a handsome young lad

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    What am I thinking about?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    ask me a question
    any question

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    what have I got in my pocket

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    how hard and or illegal would it be to have a pet bat in the us

    depends on what state you're in

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    what have I got in my pocket

    i'm praying that it's a roll of quarters NEXT QUESTION FEEL FREE TO USE THE AT NOTIFICATION

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    Coop or Jamie?

    BLM - ACAB
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    who voices rex in toy story, it seems familiar but I can't place it

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    Coop or Jamie?

    Coop is so much cooler there is no contest

    Jamie's loyal but he's cowardly and skeezy

    Coop is lazy but he's also brave and willing to fight no matter what

  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    Will an rich Arab prince ever make me his princess?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    ask me a question
    any question

    Will an rich Arab prince ever make me his princess?

    not in this universe

    in another timeline, yes

    so sayeth m-theory

  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Well as long as I'm a princess somewhere.

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