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[Call of Duty] BLOPS2 The Game With No Last Stand Or Dead Man's Hand

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    I don't do maths so good.

    English neithers.

  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »

    Post real videos and not that fucking dipshit.

    It would be entertaining in COD however its got some issues that they need to iron out IRL. Fun gun that at some point I'll have to get my dickmitts on.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I'm too lazy to find real videos, that's what you're here for. And your baking tips.

    Tibbly, you are a treasure. I don't know what I like more, your gun rants, or your baking tips. All I'm sure on is that I love that both of those things come from the same person.

    I love the end of that video where the guy says it's perfect for home defense, because you never know when you're going to need 16 rounds of buckshot to fuck somebody up.

    Magell on
  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Magell wrote: »
    I'm too lazy to find real videos, that's what you're here for. And your baking tips.

    Tibbly, you are a treasure. I don't know what I like more, your gun rants, or your baking tips. All I'm sure on is that I love that both of those things come from the same person.

    I love the end of that video where the guy says it's perfect for home defense, because you never know when you're going to need 16 rounds of buckshot to fuck somebody up.

    I got a popover pan at goodwill today. $3 for a brand new unopened package NordicWare pan which retails for $30. So many noms are going to be had tomorrow. I'm pissed that I missed out on a canning kettle that a buddy told me was there but I'm quite satisfied with my new pan, hell I may even make a batch of Yorkshire Pudding for the first time sense the great pudding accident of '09

    Moreso he's referring to the fact that its a semiautomatic semi-internalized magazine fed shotgun. People especially those who are not familiar with pump actions have a really really reaaaaaally fucking bad habit of fucking up horribly under stress even on something as simple as a pump. I'll push someone towards a simple semi if they aren't familiar with a pump because under duress its easier to just press button receive buckshot then to hit safety, slide release, rack, receive buckshot.

    It sounds stupid as hell but its something I've seen on several occasions during classes, range trips, and demos where a unfamiliar shooter struggles for a bit before they calm down and work out the issue. Now granted how you store the pump changes that because you could in theory just have it ready to roll or rack it and its set but again for unfamiliar shooters who think "oh I'll just get a pump and thats that" and don't put any time on its a issue. Its a potato patatoe thing really because it depends on the person and how willing they are to become attuned to their new toy for some people a pump is the best as they will GP it for a little bit of everything and become familiarized to it that way and others could care less and will buy something, load it, stick it in a corner, and expect it to work when they absolutely need it and expect themselves to be able to work it under stress without any issues.

    TLDR: A Pump action is like a cock, go give lots of handjobs in a back alley so your familiar with the action.

    iRevert on
  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    I wan to see this gun in BLOPS2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHPvT8zVXT0

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  • LindLind Registered User regular
    All I want is a damn game free of cheaters. Its getting silly on the PC tbh.

  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    So if I pick up blops again you guys gonna be available to play this time?

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  • GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    Anybody else like the new maps in MW3? It seems like almost every game they come up, but aside from Parish on Ground War (which is not a good idea) they're pretty fun. Gulch in particular is a pretty fast-paced map that's fun to look at. They put a lot of detail into Boardwalk too, and it reminds me of Bootleg with 3 paths of various cover.

  • sPider817sPider817 Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I haven't played a lot of the new ones. Parish is a clusterfuck. Even in FFA, people were literally spawning touching each other. Someone in party mentioned just using a Steady Aimed LMG, and I wholeheartedly endorse this idea.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    sPider817 wrote: »
    Someone in party mentioned just using a Steady Aimed LMG, and I wholeheartedly endorse this idea.

    I got this idea a while ago after riding the euphoric wave of the Steady Aimed PP90M1. I figured a SA LMG would be like that, only better!

    I was disappointed...

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Extended mags P90, it's essentially a SA LMG, but you can move fast. I've had good success on Parish with that gun.

    As long as you accept the fact that you are going to die a lot in Parish it can be a fun map, and you can rack up a shit ton of kills in it.

    Magell on
  • Jurgen_Jurgen_ FinlandRegistered User regular
    I just want this game. I want to hold it and love it. I'm gonna put on some Barry White when I first insert it into my PS3. It'll be a sexual experience. Then I will play it 20 hours straight and call in sick for work.

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  • sPider817sPider817 Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I want it to have Combat Training with other game types as an option. Even if the bots are as useless as they are in Brink, it'd be fun.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    One thing I loved about the bots is that it pulled names from your friends list and if they had any blops data (clan tag, emblem) it would actually use that as well.

    So it was like playing with a bunch retarded versions of you guys (seriously, when I can fit 14-2, something's wrong).

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  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    One thing I loved about the bots is that it pulled names from your friends list and if they had any blops data (clan tag, emblem) it would actually use that as well.

    So it was like playing with a bunch retarded versions of you guys (seriously, when I can fit 14-2, something's wrong).

    So what your says is you would put the bots on easy and then 1080 ladderstall-to-claymorefakie noscope the bot version of scatman and then do your best impression of him bitching about it.

  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    I would.


    If Scatman was on my friends list.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    Oooohhh, sick burn.

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    I wouldnt mind seeing the return of combat training. With a higher cap on the number of bots you can have, and more game modes.

    Its probably a safe bet that it will be in BLOPS2, I believe it was a pretty popular thing in BLOPS.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    Had the weirdest conversation at work.

    Supervisor: "So you play Madden?"

    Me: "Nope, not really into sports."

    Supervisor: "So you don't play games?"

    Me: "I play a lot of games, just not sports games."

    Supervisor: "Like Call of Duty and stuff?"

    Me: "Among other things but sure..."

    Supervisor: "I've tried playing Call of Duty but that games too hard, everyone is too good at it."

    Me: "The reason everyone's so good at it is because the game is easy as hell to play."

    I'm like seriously...you can't be bad at Call of Duty. Mediocre maybe.

  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    That's me... Solid mediocrecy.

    Also what I prefer objective based games since my K/D is somewhere between 0 and .4

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  • Idx86Idx86 Long days and pleasant nights.Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    That's me... Solid mediocrecy.

    Also what I prefer objective based games since my K/D is somewhere between 0 and .4

    As a guy whose K/D is around .8 typically, I appreciate your presence.

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  • gjaustingjaustin Registered User regular
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Had the weirdest conversation at work.

    Supervisor: "So you play Madden?"

    Me: "Nope, not really into sports."

    Supervisor: "So you don't play games?"

    Me: "I play a lot of games, just not sports games."

    Supervisor: "Like Call of Duty and stuff?"

    Me: "Among other things but sure..."

    Supervisor: "I've tried playing Call of Duty but that games too hard, everyone is too good at it."

    Me: "The reason everyone's so good at it is because the game is easy as hell to play."

    I'm like seriously...you can't be bad at Call of Duty. Mediocre maybe.

    Ehh, it doesn't matter so much how hard the game is. Anytime you pick up a game, you're unlikely to immediately be an expert player.

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    I used to be pretty bad at CoD. I would get frustrated and just quit playing MP. I stuck with it, and started playing MW3 with PA dudes and I feel like I'm just above average at it now.

    MW3's support strike packages also helped me learn how to just say "fuck it" and have fun playing CoD.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    Skull2185 wrote: »
    I wouldnt mind seeing the return of combat training. With a higher cap on the number of bots you can have, and more game modes.

    Its probably a safe bet that it will be in BLOPS2, I believe it was a pretty popular thing in BLOPS.

    It is, was confirmed back in May or so.

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Nocren wrote: »
    So if I pick up blops again you guys gonna be available to play this time?

    I doubt many of us will go back to Blops until ~1month before Blops 2 release. I mean, we might go back for a night or two in the month or so, but we will probably keep spending more time in MW3 than in Blops until almost release day.


    Alternatively; Where's my Blackbird, OG?

    Burtletoy on
  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    Have no plans to go back to BLOPS myself.

    Still dislike that game more than MW3. Only thing I like over MW3 is that the default maps don't suck but that doesn't really matter because the DLC ones do.

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    The most important feature of Blops > MW3 is the Combat Record.

  • jonny439jonny439 Registered User regular
    DLC maps for MW3 don't suck you can just never play them

  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Dragkonias wrote: »

    I'm like seriously...you can't be bad at Call of Duty. Mediocre maybe.

    The Christmas kids we stomp on a regular basis beg to differ.
    Nocren wrote: »
    That's me... Solid mediocrecy.

    Also what I prefer objective based games since my K/D is somewhere between 0 and .4

    How? Like are we talking TDM or FFA? Because I can see that at times with all the connection bullshit and bad spawns but at some point you kinda figure out how not to die as much. I mean I think that I could use my controller as a buttplug and play using only rectal spasms and still get a higher K/D then .4 I mean I would have to be quickscoping but still...

    If your PTFO'ing and just slow down a hair its easy as pie to just curbstomp kids, hang back and find a nice spot to cover a high traffic area to a point and then play Gandalf.

    gandalf-you-shall-not-pass-my-bmw.jpg

    And let your team work closer up on the objective and thats an easy high KDR game.

    iRevert on
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    I just spent most of 10 games of Drop Zone going negative and winning more than half the games with my former coworker and friend. To put into perspective how easy CoD is he had a stroke a couple of months ago and still managed to lead the lobby once and maintain his .5 K/D.

    Somebody tag Booker because I don't know his forum name and he wanted to learn how to blow up B from A in Village.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsOlh-UazkI

    Magell on
  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2012
    Ok you homps...Thanks to Fry's price matching sale prices and the fact they open at 8am, I managed to snag Blops after I got off work.

    Wow am I out of practice

    Nocren on
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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    Ok you homps...Thanks to Fry's price matching sale prices and the fact they open at 8am, I managed to snag Blops after I got off work.

    Wow am I out of practice

    What are you playing on?

    Steam: offday
  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    BLOPS2 announced on the WiiU. Looks like we can all finally switch over to the superior version of the game!
    I kid, I kid. I know everyone will buy it on the 360. Still, the split-screen option of 2 friends playing on one console (1 using the TV, the other the tablet) did look pretty cool.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    I'm on 360.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Eh, BLOPS2 on the small tablet screen would be less than ideal, IMO. But then the other player has to use a Wiimote and nunchuck...

    Competitive MP would stink on WiiU, but I could see co-op being fun. If zombies itself doesn't suck this time, that is.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • sPider817sPider817 Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Skull: The WiiU has a controller that looks almost identical to a 360 controller for the "hardcore".

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, forgot about that one.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    But what if they release a Nintendo skinned theme pack?! Teams composed of Mario characters vs Bowser's troops? The highend killstreak reward drops Blue Shells instead of drones! Madness!

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Blue Shell would totes be a deathstreak.

    I would totally buy BLOPS2 on WiiU if Nintendo themed shenannigans were a real thing that was going to happen.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
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