Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
My problem with bacon is it's too hard to reliably get it into that optimal range between too crunchy and too chewy.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
My problem with bacon is it's too hard to reliably get it into that optimal range between too crunchy and too chewy.
This right here. Most times when I bite into some bacon there's a brief moment of guilt, "You're just not the right bacon for me, this is wrong." But then the bacon flavor washes the thought away. It's still there though, in the back of my mind I can't forget what I felt. And so we can never be together.
My problem with bacon is it's too hard to reliably get it into that optimal range between too crunchy and too chewy.
This right here. Most times when I bite into some bacon there's a brief moment of guilt, "You're just not the right bacon for me, this is wrong." But then the bacon flavor washes the thought away. It's still there though, in the back of my mind I can't forget what I felt. And so we can never be together.
I love mine burnt to a crisp
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
the whole bacon schtick that is spreading on the internet sux but man i love my bacon crispy and non-drippy and crunchy and delicious
the perfect counterpoint to pancakes
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Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
Uuugh can't stand super crunchy bacon, it's too dry and it gets stuck in my teeth and throat.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
Once at a former friend's farm, we needed to get rid of an entire field of weeds and dead brush. So how did we accomplish this? Fire. Lots and lots of fire.
Let me tell you, handing a bunch of 15 year olds sticks with oily rags at the ends and a lighter is not the best idea.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited February 2012
my friends in high school were pretty big pyromaniacs
we got chased through the woods by firemen no less then ten times
in hindsight we were jerks but so is everyone in high school
Tempted to have another fire
But
idk if I can get myself to stay by the fireplace all night.
Kinda wanna play skyrim
but I suppose I could play ds / read
once in high school a friend was having a party at his house while his parents were away
our tight-knit group of friends had recently lost a member to his girlfriend and also high school drama
this lost friend had left his goofy-lookin' cowboy hat at this house
so a bunch of drunk folks took this hat, doused it in rubbing alcohol, and set fire to it in the backyard, and then they danced around the blaze
I was around when his parents brought it up
"were you setting things on fire in the backyard the other night?"
"uh.. yes?"
"okay just so long as it was you"
Dichotomy on
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
I prefer bacon that is not just blackened crisp.
Also yeah I agree re: the internet taking bacon too far.
You can definitely have too much bacon.
It is good in lots of stuff though. Even by itself with a meal.
I really love spaghetti sans sauce with bacon and garlic in it
Speaking of pyromania and such, my friends and I built a little pringle can launcher. Not a smart thing to do when this little town has had a lot of shootings in recent weeks.
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Well, back bacon is fucking awesome still, but strippy bacon, nah.
It's a good topping or in like a cream sauce the salt and pork taste help, but just eating bacon isn't great.
like, I love bacon
But the whole "I love you more than bacon" "IMPOSSIBLE LIES" thing is just
I dunno, odd
Now it's forbidden fruit. without actually being some what healthy for me.
Any more than three or four strips of bacon in one meal is too much.
goddamn internet people take it too goddamn far though
This right here. Most times when I bite into some bacon there's a brief moment of guilt, "You're just not the right bacon for me, this is wrong." But then the bacon flavor washes the thought away. It's still there though, in the back of my mind I can't forget what I felt. And so we can never be together.
Holy shit. That..... must have sucked. A lot.
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hot.
I love mine burnt to a crisp
can I ask what happened?
throw yourself in the trash
Didn't take eh?
shityeah
the whole bacon schtick that is spreading on the internet sux but man i love my bacon crispy and non-drippy and crunchy and delicious
the perfect counterpoint to pancakes
Hi5 bro
chewy bacon
haters form a line
this is a serious disability that prevents me from enjoying good meat with tendons and bones and shit in it
no.
chewy bacon is L A M E
then ill throw the trash in yourself
Let me tell you, handing a bunch of 15 year olds sticks with oily rags at the ends and a lighter is not the best idea.
we got chased through the woods by firemen no less then ten times
in hindsight we were jerks but so is everyone in high school
But
idk if I can get myself to stay by the fireplace all night.
Kinda wanna play skyrim
but I suppose I could play ds / read
our tight-knit group of friends had recently lost a member to his girlfriend and also high school drama
this lost friend had left his goofy-lookin' cowboy hat at this house
so a bunch of drunk folks took this hat, doused it in rubbing alcohol, and set fire to it in the backyard, and then they danced around the blaze
I was around when his parents brought it up
"were you setting things on fire in the backyard the other night?"
"uh.. yes?"
"okay just so long as it was you"
Also yeah I agree re: the internet taking bacon too far.
You can definitely have too much bacon.
It is good in lots of stuff though. Even by itself with a meal.
I really love spaghetti sans sauce with bacon and garlic in it
Who the fuck shoots someone in a sweet factory?