[Mass Effect] "Hey, Guys, Watch Me Headbutt This Atlas!"

Romanian My Escutcheon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqh-nsrtdac&noredirect=1

Yep, the demo's out, and while I know you're all having fun sipping tea and munching crumpets like the high society folks that you are, maybe you could GET OFF YOUR FAT SPACE JESUS ASSES AND COME SHOOT DUDES LIKE THE HARDASSES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u560s3QAls

What's that? You don't have any dudes to shoot other dudes with?

WELL, WE DID THAT PART FOR YOU, CANDY-ASS.

There's also a single-player demo, but I DON'T THINK YOU'VE GOT THE QUADS TO SAVE THE FUCKING GALAXY, SO GET YOUR SHIT IN ORDER FIRST, AND THEN MAYBE WE'LL TALK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pShKKOV_gA

Oh, what's that? You're sick of this fake drill sergeant routine?

THEN GO GET THE FUCKING DEMO, AND GO TAKE OUT THAT FRUSTRATION ON ANYBODY STUPID ENOUGH TO GET IN YOUR SIGHTS, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiz4sraSlTQ&noredirect=1

MASS EFFECT. DUDES. SHOOT. GO.

(Thread title courtesy of @takyris, WHOSE BOOTS YOU ARE NOT FIT TO LICK MUCK OFF OF okay, yeah, this is getting kind of old.)

Turambar

Let's hope this one stays open 'cause I really need to discuss some multiplayas

Stilts

Oh my God.

OH MY GOD!

My laptop can actually play ME3 perfectly fine at fullscreen!

I won't have to wait to play it until I can buy a whole new computer!

Taky, the next time you meet the team responsible for building the graphics engine, give them all a big hug for me.

Grey Ghost

So what is this trailer they're teasing

I thought we were mostly trailer'd out

Doobh

please tell me you're on PC, Stilts

dbrock270

Mass Effect?

More like ASS EFFECT!

Get it?

Atari Soul

I just had a blast playing with a PA dude or two (sorry I don't remember who).

I love the Asari Adept. Stasis is just the best skill. It's instant, so I was able to zoom in with a scoped pistol, freeze a dude from across the map, just before the vanguard charges in and makes a biotic bomb.

My cool downs are all super low too. And there's a chance for them to randomly reset after Stasis.

My only problem is with turrets and Altus's. I just don't have the skills or firepower to take down their shields.

Gatsby

Okay now I'm pissed off. I accidentally used a different email to link my facebook account with my Origin account, which is a different email from my Xbox Live account. So now, despite me having unlocked multiplayer in the demo, I can't actually play because the two aren't linked. And EA has stopped users from manually linking accounts to gamertags.

Words cannot describe my anger at the moment.

Stilts

Dubh wrote:

please tell me you're on PC, Stilts

Yes I am.

Turambar

Grey Ghost wrote:

So what is this trailer they're teasing

I thought we were mostly trailer'd out

The equivalent to "FIGHT FOR THE LOST"

Grey Ghost

There was this weird moment during the demo where I was up on a Cerberus trooper about to do a heavy melee, and I wound up doing it at the same time as he whipped that future-sword at me, and my melee turned into this weird counter-type of move that I didn't get a good look at

Anyone else get this

Mx. Quill

Managed to get multiplayer access in the Origin version, even if my 360's still being a little bastard. Asari adept with Stasis and a sniper rifle is so good.


Added myself to the list as MisterBeeb, feel free to send me an invite.

Yukira

Gatsby wrote:

Okay now I'm pissed off. I accidentally used a different email to link my facebook account with my Origin account, which is a different email from my Xbox Live account. So now, despite me having unlocked multiplayer in the demo, I can't actually play because the two aren't linked. And EA has stopped users from manually linking accounts to gamertags.

Words cannot describe my anger at the moment.

I recently changed my Xbox live email address, and my EA/Origin account is using an older one and everything is linked, still. I'd call their customer support and see if they can correct your Origin account.

Goatmon

Stilts wrote:

Oh my God.

OH MY GOD!

My laptop can actually play ME3 perfectly fine at fullscreen!

I won't have to wait to play it until I can buy a whole new computer!

Taky, the next time you meet the team responsible for building the graphics engine, give them all a big hug for me.

Seriously, The Mass Effect series all run so dang smooth.

Dragon Age, as well, though not quite as much (also Origins has the worst loading times I've ever had to deal with).

I remember going from that to trying out Witcher and almost wanting to puke at how awful it was in comparison to Dragon Age.

Goatmon

Also, could someone explain how to link facebook to your origin account?

Javen

So doing all the demo/recruitment stuff doesn't actually give you early access to the game, right?

I mean the multiplayer maybe, but some people aren't going to get the game a few days ahead of other people?

Cause as tempting as it is, I'd rather wait for the full version, but also want the full version as early as possible.

Antimatter

i have the demo unlocked on PC woot

Deaderinred

i like how my shep finally looks like a badass in 3 and no longer a creepy child snatcher.

Gatsby

Yukira wrote:

Gatsby wrote:

Okay now I'm pissed off. I accidentally used a different email to link my facebook account with my Origin account, which is a different email from my Xbox Live account. So now, despite me having unlocked multiplayer in the demo, I can't actually play because the two aren't linked. And EA has stopped users from manually linking accounts to gamertags.

Words cannot describe my anger at the moment.

I recently changed my Xbox live email address, and my EA/Origin account is using an older one and everything is linked, still. I'd call their customer support and see if they can correct your Origin account.

I just emailed EA Support for help. Ugh. I just wish the option to link your EA profile to your Gamertag was still available, that would've fixed this problem entirely.

Dux

WOO! I'm in the multiplayer! Anyone need recruiting, btw?

Goatmon

dbrock270 wrote:

Mass Effect?

More like ASS EFFECT!

Get it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOIcSB1IEdg

King Riptor

Okay I got Lair Zaeed and Kasumi.

Next month I'll get arrival and overlord and be all set for 3.

Zaeed really is a cock bag. I saved him because fuck If I'm gonna be like him at all.

Goatmon

Dux wrote:

WOO! I'm in the multiplayer! Anyone need recruiting, btw?

I would like to be in the MP, yes.

Johnny Chopsocky

I am ZARDOZ, Krogan Soldier of Fortune, and I will not stop until I have beaten every Cerberus operative in the galaxy to death.

And now I know why there are no Krogan Vanguards: because that shit would be goddamn cheating.

Buttlord

Think I'm gonna put five bucks down on this when I go to the bank Friday

Why the hell not

I know I'm gonna buy it anyway, might as well get some free shit with it

Gatsby

Well at this point I guess I'll just patiently wait until the multi is available to everyone before I can play.

Drool

Was anyone else underwhelmed by the single player levels? Especially the beginning where they were constantly jump cutting to mega close ups of dead eyed robo people? Something about the whole presentation feels off and unlike what I was expecting.

Also the black dude's run animation is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Antimatter

does anyone else want to play multi

Doobh

Antimatter wrote:

does anyone else want to play multi

@Antimatter and @Stilts

yes

Origin ID: Doobh

Antimatter

just made a private game, and i've sent you a friend invite

Ruckus

I need to seriously concentrate and get this ME1 run done so I can start my ME2 run and be done before the 6th. I'm totally OCD too so I can't move on until I've found every mineral/writing/insignia/shiftyspacecow, and then do it all over again in ME2.

Yukira

2 and a half hours and I will multiplayer this up on the 360.

Gatsby

Antimatter wrote:

just made a private game, and i've sent you a friend invite

If it weren't for download limits, I'd be there so goddamn fast.

King Riptor

Ruckus wrote:

I need to seriously concentrate and get this ME1 run done so I can start my ME2 run and be done before the 6th. I'm totally OCD too so I can't move on until I've found every mineral/writing/insignia/shiftyspacecow, and then do it all over again in ME2.

Well in two there's no reason to mine except for what you need to get upgrades.

Antimatter

Gatsby wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

just made a private game, and i've sent you a friend invite

If it weren't for download limits, I'd be there so goddamn fast.

Doobh

Antimatter wrote:

Gatsby wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

just made a private game, and i've sent you a friend invite

If it weren't for download limits, I'd be there so goddamn fast.

check yours

because I'm not seeing the invite

Buttlord

I think I'm gonna start a Triple Header this week or next

Play through all three games in order just because

I've never finished a second run of ME2, but I've done ME1 like eight or nine times

Doobh

wait

got it

Doobh

hey

@Dux, @Stilts, and whoever else

trying to get a PC lobby game goin'

with Anti and I

Edcrab

System Error, please try again or contact the system administrator

Origin doesn't want me to have you as a friend, Dubh

Goatmon

King Riptor wrote:

Ruckus wrote:

I need to seriously concentrate and get this ME1 run done so I can start my ME2 run and be done before the 6th. I'm totally OCD too so I can't move on until I've found every mineral/writing/insignia/shiftyspacecow, and then do it all over again in ME2.

Well in two there's no reason to mine except for what you need to get upgrades.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy how much extra stuff there is to mine.

They probably did it so no matter where you are there are resources available so you don't gotta scour all over looking for that last bit of platinum.