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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Peen wrote:
    I really need a new wallet. My bacon wallet is held together with duct tape at this point but I can't find one I like.

    Raijin Mightywallet makes a bunch of snazzy cool slim wallets, have you seen them?

    I have not. I will check them out RIGHT NOW

    At first I thought you were calling me "Raijin Mightywallet"

    That's actually a pretty good handle, when you're rich you should switch.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    i thought goatmon was the mario paint guy

    I think he is both of those guys

    I mean, there's overlap there, vidya game music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g0Ungokvgc

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    wait so all I have to do to be a rapper is list a bunch of video game titles over shitchiptunes?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I'm fairly apalled at the number of people who don't carry pocketknives

    My pockets usually look like

    Keys
    Phone
    Knife
    2 lighters
    Smokes
    Random reciepts and change
    Loose .357 rounds
    Guitar picks

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    wait so all I have to do to be a rapper is list a bunch of video game titles over shitchiptunes?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0oQkjup4Q

    no, you also have to know your animes

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    every morning i wake up and open palm slam a keyblade into the vhs slot,

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ok so question

    Who actually puts their wallet in their back pocket?

    That's like asking to get your shit stolen.

    It's always front or die with my jeans.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    (Probably gonna keep taking it places, because I like just taking it out and rubbin' it between my palms when I'm bored in class.)

    8->

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    (Probably gonna keep taking it places, because I like just taking it out and rubbin' it between my palms when I'm bored in class.)

    8->

    Selectively edited post, you should be ashamed of yourself. :x

    (Also, hi. <3)

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

    opening boxes, loosening/tightening screws, mugging people, etc

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

    My dad bought me this one which fits into my purse/wallet really nicely,
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    I've used it to remove a thorn, or peel hazelnuts.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The number 1 use for my swiss army knife has been to open cans.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

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    every man has to have a knife, for knifing things

    cats and dogs mostly

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

    It's a US thing. They all bring knives to gunfights.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

    you never know when you have to go nuts on an apple

    carve that shit up into rad little boat shapes, nahmsayin? Makes for real easy eatin

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I had a friend in high school who purportedly had no less than three knives on him at any time.

    That was impressive, until I got to college.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rolo wrote:
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

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    every man has to have a knife, for knifing things

    cats and dogs mostly

    The only knife I have that isn't utilitarian in purpose (cooking, swiss) is a nazi war-knife from WW2 that I found in the attic.

    Granddad got some loot, apparently.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    this is my bag

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    inside of it I carry my:

    iPhone
    Makeup Bag (powder brush, setting powder, mirror, lipstick of the day, chapstick)
    Moleskine that is empty
    A couple pens
    My wallet
    Keys

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

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    every man has to have a knife, for knifing things

    cats and dogs mostly

    you can NEVER have too many "tactical" lights

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I've only known one person in any city I've lived in that always carried around a knife, but that was because he basically lived in Crime Alley. A raccoon once climbed into his bedroom and stole his walkman. I'm not even making that up.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote:
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

    I would have never taken you for some common leaf burglar

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

    yeah, then you use the knife to shank open the window, creep into the bedroom and bring the tip of your blade up to granny's jugular and MAKE her spill what she knows about that foliage... or you'll spill some BLOOD :twisted:

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Liiya wrote:
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

    yeah, then you use the knife to shank open the window, creep into the bedroom and bring the tip of your blade up to granny's jugular and MAKE her spill what she knows about that foliage... or you'll spill some BLOOD :twisted:

    Shank open the window with a knife?

    You are going to stab the fucking window, Rolo?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Ok so question

    Who actually puts their wallet in their back pocket?

    That's like asking to get your shit stolen.

    It's always front or die with my jeans.

    I've always kept my wallet in my back pocket, but I've lived in suburbs/small towns most of my life. The only time I put it in my front pocket is when I know I'm going to be in a super crowded area like a concert or mardi gras.

    The only stuff I ever have on me is keys/wallet/cell phone. I used to have a bunch of shit on my key chain, but I'm now down to just keys and a little LED flashlight.

    Never had much use for a pocket knife. You can always use a key to open a box in a pinch if you are having trouble with the tape.

    Sticks on
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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Liiya wrote:
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

    yeah, then you use the knife to shank open the window, creep into the bedroom and bring the tip of your blade up to granny's jugular and MAKE her spill what she knows about that foliage... or you'll spill some BLOOD :twisted:

    you could also trade the lady some sweet apple boats for leaf information

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i had no idea that so many people carried knives around

    ordinary people just like me except uglier of course

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

    I would have never taken you for some common leaf burglar

    Now you know my dirty secret!

    Oh god Rolo, was that your granny? I am so sorry.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Oh

    Yes, it is disgustingly nerdy

    :x

    (By the way, you need to tell me what soaps you brought to Dan's so I can get you some replacement bars YES I STILL FEEL BAD AND YOU ARE GETTING REPLACEMENT SOAP.)

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    You already paid me back

    Let it go

    Sheri on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I use my pocketknife constantly

    It's not a defense thing, its a tool

    A knife is a stupid weapon, that's why you carry a gun

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote:
    Liiya wrote:
    What if I walk past someone's garden and they have a nice foliage and I'm all "hm what is this? I need a leaf to take home and identify so I can use it at work" ?

    I would have never taken you for some common leaf burglar

    Now you know my dirty secret!

    And now the Queen will know.

    See if you ever become Dame Liiya with first degree leaf burglary and aggravated horticulture assault on your record!

    The Queen does not dispense lightly with stem stalkers, Miss!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Never.

    (Okay, I guess, but I'd still get you some replacements if you want them.)

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    i had no idea that so many people carried knives around

    ordinary people just like me except uglier of course

    You should visit London at night time!

    This is a joke, do not.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    why does everyone carry pocket knives what do you guys use them for

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    every man has to have a knife, for knifing things

    cats and dogs mostly

    you can NEVER have too many "tactical" lights

    Jesus fucking christ, SIX knives and SEVEN torches?

    I feel ill...

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Yeah, a D20 may be a strange affectation, but at least I don't have seven flashlights stuffed into my pockets.

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