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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    > Ask the preacher if he's finger-lickin' good.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    > Ask the Preacher where Beartato is.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    >Make an inappropriate joke about "Choking the Chicken." Gauge the preacher's interest.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    > Ask the preacher if he's heard about the word.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    > But Bogey isn't a bird so he can't be the word, this is preposterous

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    > go west

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    > Fondle the preacher.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    > check hands for possible helpful notes

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote:
    > go west

    >, young man

    HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TOLD,
    CALIFORNIA'S FULL'A WHISKEY
    WOMEN AND GOLD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk&ob=av2e

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    > look through the pockets of his coat

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    Hit the preacher on the beak to establish dominance

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote:
    > go west

    >, young man

    HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TOLD,
    CALIFORNIA'S FULL'A WHISKEY
    WOMEN AND GOLD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk&ob=av2e

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    > Run north to Canada and hope you aren't extradited.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Olivaw wrote:
    > go west

    >, young man

    HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TOLD,
    CALIFORNIA'S FULL'A WHISKEY
    WOMEN AND GOLD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk&ob=av2e

    Fist bump

    hell yeah

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    >Kill the preacher with the nail file, collect experience, and cheese it before the feds arrive.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    >Oh God you just killed a man of the cloth. Repent your sins and assume his identity.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    loot corpse for item: preacher's heart

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    >Rip off the Preacher's testicles. This shit sells on the black market.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    >bear arms

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    > put the batteries inside your mouth to find out whether this will give you a shock

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    >Wear his clothes, wear his head, be the preacher

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    >Bust a move

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    > admire your beautiful hands

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    >Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    > bleat like a goat and shit ye pants

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    >use the cleaning thing to clean the battery

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    take crossroads sign

    equip crossroads sign in weapon slot

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    >actually scratch that use the cleaning thing to OPEN the battery and use the acid to dissolve the body, destroying the evidence

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    why do chico's adventures always go to a very dark place

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Chico is a dark soul

    all the ladies love him for it

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    >inventory

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    >TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    >push the button

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    >Eat the preacher.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    >smell the glove

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    > jerk it

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    >TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

    Men's Choir made me hate this poem.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    > Fondle the Preacher

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