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New Real Ass Q's in OP Don't Fuck With Me

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Harrier wrote: »
    I'm 25. I at least feel old enough to call every male younger than me 'son.'

    That's more than a little pretentious.

  • existexist Registered User regular
    especially from a guy who admitted to playing katawa shoujo

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    I've never actually gone through with it. I keep telling myself that one day I will.

    And if I'm honest with myself, I don't feel that old. It just seems that way every time I hear about a friend who's gotten married. Christ, I can't imagine getting married yet. Not that I don't want to, some day, maybe even sooner rather than later, but not right now.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    It is okay to call someone 'son' if you have a son who is as old or older than them



    or if they are your son I guess???

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    It is okay to call someone 'son' if you have a son who is as old or older than them



    or if they are your son I guess???

    you asking if you can call me daddy?

  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    pip you keep posting that video

    basically it is everything I ever wanted

    Because of you I have downloaded Excision's entire album

    AND I BUMP THAT SHIT IN MY CAR

    I EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATS THAT EXHILARATE THE HARD AND EXTERMINATE THE WEAK

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I sometimes call girls "kiddo"

    is this okay y/n

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    are you this guy?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I wish

    Though to be honest I'm pretty sure I only started doing it after I saw that

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I wish

    Though to be honest I'm pretty sure I only started doing it after I saw that

    You wish you were into auto-erotic asphyxiation? (also I totally spelled that right first try)

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I sometimes call girls "kiddo"

    is this okay y/n

    call women, women.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Also I call everyone Boyo when speaking to them.


    I blame far too much TF2.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    call em bitches like me, gg

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    I played that train song 6 times, girlfriend sighed

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  • the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I played that train song 6 times, girlfriend sighed

    It is all I bump when driving

    Excision is now my shit

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    exist wrote: »
    especially from a guy who admitted to playing katawa shoujo

    yo i played this, realtalk

  • existexist Registered User regular
    why you gotta hurt me orik

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I call anyone I want "boy" "son" "kid" "baby" "babby" "bebby" "bibble" or "chief"

    and fuck all y'all can't stop me

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I call anyone I want "boy" "son" "kid" "baby" "babby" "bebby" "bibble" or "chief"

    and fuck all y'all can't stop me

    oh shit we got a badass here

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    1. No but I got Big 'Ots.

    2. Liquid

    3. Entirely

    4. I don't believe in capturing voices.

    5. Yes and he will never let me use it god damn him.

    6. Never even played it.

    7. 'Sabbath.

    8. Are they? Think about it.

    9. This Guy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkE3s8KKDsc

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    1. Everyone's a bigot, that's sort of how brains work. Pattern recognition. But I am aware of this and I make a conscious effort to evaluate individuals, not groups.

    2. Tough call. Real tough call. Gun to my head, I'd have to say the Master Sword. It shines with the light to repel evil, yo. Also, time travel. Runner-up: the Sword of Shannara, provided that I am somehow of the Ellessedil lineage. Showing clowns the truth about themselves would basically be the best.

    3. This question assumes that I'm in favor of sales tax at all, which I generally am not, because it weighs unfairly on those with smaller incomes. However, if it's going to be used, it should be used equally, so yes.

    4. Don't have a child. (but if I did, christ no)

    5. Ditto. (but there is a point when they probably could still be called a child and might make a legitimate argument for having one. maybe age 12 or so? I don't know, I'm no daddy)

    6. Yeah. It was pretty rad.

    7. I am sometimes a Discordianite. Haitian Voodoo is dope as fuck, too. But mostly I'm atheistic.

    8. Fuck no. Companies do not have ethical obligations. Companies are victim to responsibility diffusion. Giving them personhood is sinister beyond belief, the sort of thing I would expect President Lex Luthor to push for.

    9. I don't know?

    Shorty on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I absolutely loathe people who (I view) are wrong on social, economic, and political issues though.

    You really need to chill out in this regard, dude.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I call anyone I want "boy" "son" "kid" "baby" "babby" "bebby" "bibble" or "chief"

    and fuck all y'all can't stop me

    I call lots of people "chap" and "mate". Sometimes "brother" and "fella" also get used.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    1. Everyone's a bigot, that's sort of how brains work. Pattern recognition. But I am aware of this and I make a conscious effort to evaluate individuals, not groups.

    Bigotry tends to go beyond the "pattern recognition" of prejudice.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote:
    It is okay to call someone 'son' if you have a son who is as old or older than them



    or if they are your son I guess???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xjUlVzgj7A

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Fuck no. Companies do not have ethical obligations. Companies are victim to responsibility diffusion. Giving them personhood is sinister beyond belief, the sort of thing I would expect President Lex Luthor to push for.

    Companies do have ethical obligations, and is exactly how they are regulated.

    It doesn't mean that they are people, but companies can certainly be punished as entities in the way of fines and restrictions based on ethical violations.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    that guy on the train fucking rules

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    1. Are you a bigot?
    I try not to be. I think I do alright, most of the time? At least I try to correct myself and apologize when I'm ignorant.

    2. Name your favorite sword.
    Foil

    3. Are you comfortable with sales tax being charged on the initial point of purchase through an online retailer?
    I have issues with sales tax in general.

    4. Do you have a answering machine message with your child asking to leave a message?
    I have neither of the things this question asks about.

    5. Does your child own a cell phone?
    See above

    6. Did you ever beat the first Diablo?
    Nope

    7.What is your religion?
    Atheism by way of Christianity and Deism

    8.Are companies people?
    If referring to citizens united, the idea that large corporations are entitled to contribute unlimited funds to political campaigns is repugnant and an anathema to democracy.

    9. Who won Watch The Throne? Jay-Z or Kanye?
    Dunno

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Fuck no. Companies do not have ethical obligations. Companies are victim to responsibility diffusion. Giving them personhood is sinister beyond belief, the sort of thing I would expect President Lex Luthor to push for.

    Companies do have ethical obligations, and is exactly how they are regulated.

    It doesn't mean that they are people, but companies can certainly be punished as entities in the way of fines and restrictions based on ethical violations.

    ideally, yes

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    1. No, otherwise they would be full blown doctors and thus should have the same degree.

    2. OVER RATED, OVER HYPED.

    3. Yes, in fact I wish I could buy stock into them. I love the progressive thinking they have. For example, anti-suicide nets! That's very innovative and a adequate solution to a productivity problem.

    4.Orc

    5. Yes, and I will again.

    6. Goosebumps... even though that was a show and not a movie.

    7. GODZILLA

    Survey #2

    1. We are all God's children... and I hate ALL of God's children equally.

    2. My favorite sword did not have a name, it was a little plastic one I had as a kid that I used to swing around and beat things with.

    3. Yes

    4. I don't have children. My goal is to get Carl Castle to do my voicemail someday.

    5. If I owned a child, they would not be allowed to have one. I'm cheap.

    6. Yes

    7. Roman Catholic

    8. No, not legally. You cannot imprison one when they commit a crime.

    9. This is my care cup -> \_/ You will notice it is empty.

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I absolutely loathe people who (I view) are wrong on social, economic, and political issues though.

    You really need to chill out in this regard, dude.

    Nah.

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I call anyone I want "boy" "son" "kid" "baby" "babby" "bebby" "bibble" or "chief"

    and fuck all y'all can't stop me

    oh shit we got a badass here

    boy son kid baby babby bebby bibble chief

    get outta here

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    7. GODZILLA

    i got dibs

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Also, I call everyone "Son."

    It's a common southern phrase used in general.

    Usually in the form of "Shit, son, _________"

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I absolutely loathe people who (I view) are wrong on social, economic, and political issues though.

    You really need to chill out in this regard, dude.

    Nah.

    Well okay you do not need to

    But you definitely should

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    stealing my son.

    Everyone would say eeefghh you cant say that

    Fuck yall

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    yall want new questions, new queries

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    yeah, but better ones

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Yeah work harder for our attention Anjin

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    An aside, chimera's answers were the worst ones, and kadith participated too

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