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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular

    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

    Giving birth

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    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

    How are you all today


    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

    Yes and yes


    4. Favorite soup.

    Chicken tortilla


    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Holden Caufield, or possibly that idiot from The Awakening


    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

    That's not a knife, this is a knife


    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

    I feel that I will starve


    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    Mother Teresa (Theresa?)


    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    I cannot, alas

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    the city state responses are my favorite ones

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Also, I call everyone "Son."

    It's a common southern phrase used in general.

    Usually in the form of "Shit, son, were you lookin' at that white woman?"

    Wouldn't "boy" be more common in that situation?

    "Son" is usually more friendly in my experience.

    I've heard both used both ways.

    Sames

    I've also been told using "boy" like that is racist

    From a white guy to a black guy, yeah, it is.

    Part of how white male culture subjugated black males was to immasculate them. So no matter how old you were, you addressed black males as boy or son to assert dominance.

    That obviously isn't intuitive from the term, it's just the history of how it was used.

    Man imagine if the south invested their time into something other than suppressing black people.

    the cotton gin was a helluva thing

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    1. Spent a year designing, building, and perfecting an e-commerce system, only to be laid off along with everyone else the week after it launched.

    2. Konnichiwa bitches.

    3. of course, and why should I?

    4. butternut squash

    5. Jesse Pinkman

    6. Nietzche doesn't give a shit, Socrates loses interest.

    7. Don't eat, don't care.

    8. Method Man

    9. The Great Adventures of Slick Rick

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  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    edited April 4
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  • existexist Registered User regular
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus

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  • ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
    I cant name all kinds of albums

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome? I drove to a different town to take a girl on a date for valentine's day.

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address? Dear citizens, I am gay.

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages? Yes, yes. Spanish.

    4. Favorite soup. Soup is gross. Pasta only

    5. Who is your least favorite character. the girl from The Rum Diary. Chenault

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point? I emerge from the bathroom, having gotten my nut

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food? fine with me, i don't eat much

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of? DMX

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album. The State VS Radric Davis

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus
    95% of these people listen to karmin. i am not making this statistic up

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus
    95% of these people listen to karmin. i am not making this statistic up

    Karmin Chameleon??

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    1. video games

    2. i would maintain an intimidating silence at all times

    3. yep and nope

    4. tom yum

    5. ron weasley

    6. the world's most interesting conversation

    7. don't understand the issue enough to pass judgement on it

    8. do you mean like politicians? wayne swan seems alright

    9. hilltop hoods - the hard road

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus
    95% of these people listen to karmin. i am not making this statistic up

    Karmin Chameleon??
    no the youtube musicians who are some white people that do quirky indie covers of hiphop songs

    and, like, omg, it's a girl!

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I can't even name a rap song

  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus
    95% of these people listen to karmin. i am not making this statistic up

    Karmin Chameleon??
    no the youtube musicians who are some white people that do quirky indie covers of hiphop songs

    and, like, omg, it's a girl!

    It is the music of our generation of white people.

    Quit trying to bring the white people down.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus

    I haven't had any form of TV service, or listened to a for-profit radio station, since roughly 2002.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    no it is the music of our generation of retard shutins who can't stand those stupid rappers who only talk about money and women and drugs

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Clint you're being kinda dumb. Fucking, everyone is being kinda dumb.

  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    7. GODZILLA

    i got dibs

    Which era?

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    if you dont follow a genre its not crazy not to know something as specific as an album from it, as long as theyre not going 'HEH i dont listen to MAINSTREAM GARBAGE like RAP' then dont be a smug sven about it

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    karmin covers rap songs?

    they sing that crash your party song which i do not like

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    if you dont follow a genre its not crazy not to know something as specific as an album from it, as long as theyre not going 'HEH i dont listen to MAINSTREAM GARBAGE like RAP' then dont be a smug sven about it

    Quit trying to bring me down. It's my right as an american to be a smug sven.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Odds are, one of those dudes in the video I posted is named Sven

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    the polka cover of hot and cold is p rad

  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    There is no cover better than this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHc2SdtZxmo

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    karmin covers rap songs?

    they sing that crash your party song which i do not like

    yeah they do

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    no wait I know one rap song: "eff grandad"

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    acceptable

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    This is the closest I like to whatever this whole rap jay-z kanye chris-ladybeater stuff is

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1MUpZAWuFI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7wXpdTzom0

  • existexist Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus

    I haven't had any form of TV service, or listened to a for-profit radio station, since roughly 2002.

    yeah man me neither

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I can't name albums from many genres of music

    I excel at not knowing anything about music

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    If rap songs went for like 1-2 minutes each, I reckon I'd like them more.

    As it is, I like some of them at the start but they tend to end up too repetitive, so I just get bored.

    There seems to be a really heavy focus on the lyrics, and unless they are funny I don't really give a shit about lyrics (in any genre) so the main draw is lost on me right there.

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?
    I would have to say when I chased Hurricane Earl on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I will go into the details later but right now I'm about to fall asleep.

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?
    Sieg Zeon!

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?
    Yes it is but I speak a tiny bit of French, German, Spanish, and Japanese. I don't really know enough of each though to use it in a real conversation.

    4. Favorite soup.
    Lobster bisque.

    5. Who is your least favorite character.
    Just about all of the ones Rob Schneider ever stared as.

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point? Nietzche is caught off confused by Socrates absurdity for pointlessly drawing a knife on him. Before Socrates states his intentions, Nietzche declares that it maters not why he will die as all is meaningless and his coming to an end will ultimately not change the outcome of the universe. Freud gets up to interject that Socrates root of aggression lays in his sexual perversions towards his mother yet he slips and falls onto the knife once he is within striking distance. Socrates finds the irony of Freud's slip most amusing and laughs before stating that he never had any intention on harming Nietzche and rather was hoping to spark a bar wide reaction to invoke his method of discussion about his action to which he would build a lesson not only on the individual reactions but on the bar's collective insight into the pulling of a knife.

    ...oh and Jung has had enough to drink that he is passed out at the booth in the back. He will later try to write off this fact by saying it was just another dream analysis experiment of his where he was trying to decipher the dreams of a drunkard.

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?
    Let the market regulate its self in this instance and also enforce a more transparent from birth to dinner plate process of raising meat.

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?
    I second my vote for Clint Eastwood.

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.
    Recovery ....hell I don't know. I don't listen to rap.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Oh shit, somebody said let the market regulate itself

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

    Game Achievements, hands down.

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

    Well, here we are.

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

    Yes. I speak some small amount of Spanish.

    4. Favorite soup.

    Tortilla soup by far. I make a killer chicken tortilla soup.

    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    The churchman dude (Forgot his name) in the Crown of Stars books

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

    I'm not at liberty to say.

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

    I believe that regulation is fine, as are subsidies. I do not believe genetically modified crops are terrible, only the patents and the company behind them.

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    Mr Rogers. Period.

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    IF I MUST. Too Legit to Quit

    Syphyre on
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Oh shit, somebody said let the market regulate itself

    I was hoping it would inspire people to occupy this thread and/or come at me with pitchforks.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Oh shit, somebody said let the market regulate itself

    I was hoping it would inspire people to occupy this thread and/or come at me with pitchforks.

    I flared my nostrils, gave a slight grin, then sipped my coffee.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

    My entire life oh ho hoooo! (seriously though, I can't really think of anything)

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

    Alright, let's do this

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

    Yes, and no, although I did take a few years of French in highschool and while I didn't retain much of it, I'd like to pick it up again.

    4. Favorite soup.

    Not really a soup guy.

    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Too many terrible characters out there for me to choose just one, but right now I suppose Ulfric Stormcloak; he's all of the Republican presidential candidates rolled into one.

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

    I'm not smart enough to think up a clever answer to this, though I'm certain at one point Freud mentions something about dicks.

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

    Hmmm, I'm not really up to date on industrial farming regulations, but my family doesn't make that much money so I'm kind of torn.

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    Cornell West, I could listen to that dude talk all day.

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    um, uhh, uhhhh Ill Communication

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Chimera wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Oh shit, somebody said let the market regulate itself

    I was hoping it would inspire people to occupy this thread and/or come at me with pitchforks.

    I flared my nostrils, gave a slight grin, then sipped my coffee.

    I panicked and dumped all my corn futures.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    Weaver wrote:
    Chimera wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Oh shit, somebody said let the market regulate itself

    I was hoping it would inspire people to occupy this thread and/or come at me with pitchforks.

    I flared my nostrils, gave a slight grin, then sipped my coffee.

    I panicked and dumped all my corn futures.

    Sell, Mortimer! Sell!

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