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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    IF I MUST. Too Legit to Quit

    Already did that joke.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

    I played soccer for years as a child. If you won you got a free item from the concession stand. I really liked those Flintstones push-pops so I practiced every day, and made myself the best damned player I could be, just for a Flintstones Push-pop

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

    Now your fucked. Cloths off.

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

    Yes, I am trying to decide wether or not to pursue Italian, Japanese, or Icelandic

    4. Favorite soup.

    French Onion

    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Cartman

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

    Jung gets up to try to stop Socrates from showing Nietzche the virtues of his method, but Freud stops him and tries to argue that watching is more important then stepping in to change a situation, since more can be learned from the former, and also that the knife is clearly a symbol of Socrates obsession with his penis, also the fact that Nietzche has had that straw in his mouth all night shows that he has an oral obsession. Jung hangs back for far too long and the deed is done, Socrates spits on the corpse exclaiming "Nunc etiam mortuus" and spits on his body. Then a telephone booth appears, a young man with a black vest comes out and yell "So-crates! We have to go!" and Socrates hops in, they teleport away. "See we learned much more this way" Freud said smugly. "Your a member of the asshole archetype" Jung says quietly as he drinks his beer.

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

    Personally, I'd rather we just change the way subsidies work, I have no issue with the way farming works now, except for how animals are treated, but I feel that can be fixed without having to get into regulation too much.

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    Depends on whos moral code. Personal? JFK maybe? Fuck this is a hard one.

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    Poindexter, bonus: Forever Famicon

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    i can't believe some people cannot name a rap album

    like if rap isn't your thing or whatever, hey, it's cool

    but jesus

    I haven't had any form of TV service, or listened to a for-profit radio station, since roughly 2002.

    Around the end of last year some folks started to put a little bit of rap on the internet.
    Weaver wrote: »
    This is the closest I like to whatever this whole rap jay-z kanye chris-ladybeater stuff is

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1MUpZAWuFI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7wXpdTzom0

    Oh, I see you found some. No need to mince terms on that, really.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Holden Caufield, or possibly that idiot from The Awakening

    Edna Pontellier or whoever? Least favorite character? Isn't that kind of blaming the victim? Sure, she put herself in some questionable situations where she was statistically at a greater risk for harm. But shouldn't characters be allowed to do those things without expecting some harsh condemnation from society? I'd say that once Kate Chopin got the drink in her, she was liable to go out and damage whomever she might find, if not Edna then any other female protagonist, and really the onus lies with her.

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Annie it took me while to remember the name of Common Market. With Fresh Espresso, I'd bought their album way back when they first showed up on the local scene and I had to find it.

    I knew them because they got local play and played locally.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Survey #3:

    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

    Everything I do is effortless.

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

    Let Rome in Tiber melt.

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

    Yes. I've studied Spanish, German, Russian, and Japanese. Spanish is probably the only one I could still read more than the most basic sentences or phrases in. My grasp of Cyrillic and kana are probably awful at this point.

    4. Favorite soup.

    A good seafood bisque.

    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Eek the Cat.

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

    The ocean and its desolate silence are waiting impatiently behind all of this noise—so covetous and certain of their prey.

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

    This is an overwhelmingly complicated field of inquiry, and there's no way I've developed a satisfactory answer at present. Global agriculture is likely due complete reconsideration at this point. But at least I cleaned up the questionnaire copy.

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    This isn't really a quality I expect in the public sphere, so I'm not generally looking for it. Hard to say.

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    Choices: The Album

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Annie that is a fucking rap album to name, to match a bad rap movie. Like...shit beanie siegal in this movie called state property

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Holden Caufield, or possibly that idiot from The Awakening

    Edna Pontellier or whoever? Least favorite character? Isn't that kind of blaming the victim? Sure, she put herself in some questionable situations where she was statistically at a greater risk for harm. But shouldn't characters be allowed to do those things without expecting some harsh condemnation from society? I'd say that once Kate Chopin got the drink in her, she was liable to go out and damage whomever she might find, if not Edna then any other female protagonist, and really the onus lies with her.

    I

    Hate

    That

    Book

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I try sometimes to appreciate it from some kind of feminist perspective but nope

    She was a kept woman who decided to cheat on her husband and abandon her kids because boohoo society, and then she killed herself

    I wish she had done it on page two and saved us all some time

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Annie it took me while to remember the name of Common Market. With Fresh Espresso, I'd bought their album way back when they first showed up on the local scene and I had to find it.

    I knew them because they got local play and played locally.

    It's cool. I understand people not being familiar with rap, though I do think it's quickly approaching a ubiquity, at least in homogenized American culture, where unfamiliarity is becoming a conscious effort for anyone that is generally interested in music.

    But people do this weird compartmentalizing of music with genres and with "the mainstream" as an other, something I participated in probably through the entire first half of my teenage run, that I think is ultimately counterintuitive to enjoying music. Limiting an understanding of rap to TV, commercial radio, or "whatever this whole rap jay-z kanye chris-ladybeater stuff is" will soon be either naive or kinda disingenuous.

    I know I kinda singled out your posts while speaking to a larger mix of sentiments in the thread, though. This isn't really a serious criticism of you or what you like. I'm just going in and out of sleep and kinda free forming this shit.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    To me she is like some old timey equivalent of one of those spoiled kids on an MTV show screaming because, while they got a super fancy car for their sixteenth birthday, it wasn't the right color so now their life is ruined

    Quoth on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    it really already is. i felt stupid only discovering my beautiful dark twisted fantasy this year

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2012
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Annie it took me while to remember the name of Common Market. With Fresh Espresso, I'd bought their album way back when they first showed up on the local scene and I had to find it.

    I knew them because they got local play and played locally.

    It's cool. I understand people not being familiar with rap, though I do think it's quickly approaching a ubiquity, at least in homogenized American culture, where unfamiliarity is becoming a conscious effort for anyone that is generally interested in music.

    But people do this weird compartmentalizing of music with genres and with "the mainstream" as an other, something I participated in probably through the entire first half of my teenage run, that I think is ultimately counterintuitive to enjoying music. Limiting an understanding of rap to TV, commercial radio, or "whatever this whole rap jay-z kanye chris-ladybeater stuff is" will soon be either naive or kinda disingenuous.

    I know I kinda singled out your posts while speaking to a larger mix of sentiments in the thread, though. This isn't really a serious criticism of you or what you like. I'm just going in and out of sleep and kinda free forming this shit.

    I tots understand your message here. Also, reads like you caught my vibe.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    To be honest, I listen to a huge amount of EDM but I couldn't really tell you any EDM albums, because I only really listen to that stuff on youtube which I then click through looking for good stuff, then add things I like to my big-ass playlists. Albums seem kind of passe to me these days as an industry format. Still a worthy artistic structure though.

  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    wait i solved 8, it's john stewart

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?
    I spent about 6 months making an album with my band. A solid week at a studio with an apartment next door for sleeping and eating, in the booth until 4am playing the same loop 100 times, mixing, mastering, writing, jamming, arranging. Hundreds and hundreds of hours of work. And the producer we hired for a silly amount of money bailed on us and fucked off back to England one morning, leaving our asshole hippy bass player to triumphantly take the reigns and eventually put out a liquid fart of an album which nobody bought and I've only had the stomach to listen to twice.

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?
    "What have you idiots done?"

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?
    Yes. I studied German for 7 years but I'm hilariously inept at speaking it. I can vaguely understand it when it's written and even more vaguely when it's spoken.

    4. Favorite soup.
    Tomato. With grilled cheese for dippin

    5. Who is your least favorite character.
    Cersei Lannister.

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?
    Kafka bursts through the door and turns everyone into a bug.

    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?
    It might seem glib, but I think food is underpriced anyway. The Economy isn't centered around things that you need to survive anymore, it's centered around words and ideas and virtual agreements. Futures Traders make millions and farmers go bankrupt. It is all ass backward.

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?
    The best example I can think of right now is Carl Sagan. Dude wasn't mean or dismissive to anyone, he just wanted everyone to realise that their petty bullshit doesn't really matter and just stop and look up and think for a moment about how amazing and unbelievable it is that we're even here right now.

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.
    Food and Liquor is playing on my itunes right now so Food and Liquor

  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    I'm listening to the Blueprint right now.

    You all need to listen to the Blueprint even if you don't like rap.

    It'll change your life.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    1. Hidden Package achievements.

    2. You done fucked up now.

    3. English is my first language. Also French! :D

    4. Thick n' chunky tomato with croutons.

    5. Laura Roslin

    6. Ann Faraday awakes with a start and wonders what that was all about.

    7. Food is cheap! If it was pricier, might make me eat less and stop being such a amorphous blob.

    8. Uh. Hrm.

    9. Freaks and Geeks by Childish Gambino.

    Dark Raven X on
    Oh brilliant
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    To me she is like some old timey equivalent of one of those spoiled kids on an MTV show screaming because, while they got a super fancy car for their sixteenth birthday, it wasn't the right color so now their life is ruined

    well i mean i can understand the frustration that would come from having all the luxuries she could ask for but no real freedom at all

    still wanted to slap her though

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    Fred Rogers.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I don't want to answer difficult questions

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    Survey #3:

    1. In the early nineties I remember commercials where people would do stupid shit for ice cream. What is the best example you can remember where you were putting in a lot of effort for a small outcome?

    I'm in law school

    2. If you ran a city state what would be the first five words or less of your first public address?

    "You'd better get ready, brother"

    3. Is english your first language? Do you speak other languages?

    yeah, not really

    4. Favorite soup.

    cream of tomato with a grilled cheese dipped in it

    5. Who is your least favorite character.

    Larry David

    6. Socrates and Nietzche are in a bar, Jung and Freud look on in the back booth, and see Socrates produce a knife. What happens from this point?

    Socrates tells Nietzsche, "I've got a letter for you from the faithful," and stabs Nietzsche right in the stomach. Nietzsche falls to the floor, dying, and thanks Socrates for the greatest of all human blessings.

    Freud observes that they should not allow Socrates' wickedness to become wickedness in their own hearts, to which Jung rolls his eyes and responds, "Whatever, dad."


    7. How do you feel about further regulation of the industrial farming industry if it greatly raises the price of food?

    farm subsidies are fucking terrible ideas and Monsanto can learn to go without

    8. To date who is the most morally upright public figure you can think of?

    Lindsay Lohan

    9. Name a rap album, literally name one fucking rap album.

    Straight outta Compton

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    7. Food is cheap! If it was pricier, might make me eat less and stop being such a amorphous blob.

    9. Freaks and Geeks by Childish Gambino.

    Quit trollin'.

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Freaks and geeks ain't even an album, shoot

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    As a childish gambino fan, i

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Camp didn't have Lights Turned On, so eh.

    Alternative answer; Party Music by The Coup.

    Oh brilliant
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    no, freaks and geeks is the name of a track, not the album

    which was an untitled EP

    duhhhhhhh

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    anjin how do you feel about the my little pony character 'derpy hooves' being canonized and the subsequent fallout resulting from complaints of her being 'insensitive'

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    ugh mensch don't bring that mess in here

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    seriously mensch

    the fuck

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Hey

    HEY

    You guys need to show those ponies some damn respect

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I respect the ponies, Solar

    I don't respect ridiculous nerdraging over ponies

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    i respect no pony

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    im not nerdraging over ponies im making fun of something stupid going on in pony fandom

    which i do

    for all fandoms

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i dislike the word fandom

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    television shows that get popular on the internet really need to stop baiting to their fandoms

    adventure time, ponies, even community does it sometimes

    because it turns out internet fandoms are the worst set of any fan group and listening to what they want is stupid

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    should i buy the video game "syndicate" with 70% of my monies or should i not do that

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Don't do that, Orik. Get SSX instead.

    Oh brilliant
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