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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    well, surviving a knife-wielding-iranian notwithstanding (and we've all been there, brah)... i think a pathological attraction to 'crazy' girls might be a form of mild retardation

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    My worst bug story was having a little gnat or fly or something fly inside my ear when I was 10 or so. God it was the most awful thing ever. Finally had to drown the bastard with alcohol. So much D:

    Stung by a bee, on the tip of my tongue, on the way out the door to pick up a girl.

    How do you tell a girl that you can't talk because your tongue is swollen, and not sound like you just make up the worst excuse in history?

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Organichu wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    there

    i changed my theme so i wouldn't step on that other krieger-guy's toes

    you were here first, bro

    is everybody from philly a punk like you

    but he came up with the avatar first!

    ...WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY YOU SHOULD FIGHT HIM.

    Gooey on
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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    krieger is dumb anyway

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  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    My worst bug story was having a little gnat or fly or something fly inside my ear when I was 10 or so. God it was the most awful thing ever. Finally had to drown the bastard with alcohol. So much D:

    Stung by a bee, on the tip of my tongue, on the way out the door to pick up a girl.

    How do you tell a girl that you can't talk because your tongue is swollen, and not sound like you just make up the worst excuse in history?

    Like this:

    "Thorry, mah tung ith toh thowllen toh thee you."

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i got stung on the butt by a wasp one time

    also one time i left out a coke for too long and took a sip and got a mouthful of roach

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    i have a 630-730 meeting

    worst

    poop work

    me too!

    its a phone meeting so i am not sure if i should go home or stay here eh

    mine is too

    I will go home at like 3p and then get on the call when it starts

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    speaking of skyboxes in ME1 and ME2
    When the Derelict reaper was revealed - God, what a cool place. An ancient evil derelict in the athmosphere of a brown dwarf! - I squeed with joy

    they foreshadowed that thing in such a cool way in ME1

    Foreshadowed how?
    There was a random planet which was the moon of a planet, or had a moon, don't know which, that had a huge scar across the face of it, created by a grazing shot from a extremely big and powerful mass driver. What it was shooting at or why was unknown. Until ME2.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I resemble that remark
    Gooey wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    there

    i changed my theme so i wouldn't step on that other krieger-guy's toes

    you were here first, bro

    is everybody from philly a punk like you

    Actually I was here first, just barely

    override367 on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    crazy girls are great because they might do something dumb like sleeping with me

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    wandering wrote:
    The Poe story about the guy who bricks up a fat drunk guy in a wine cellar creeped me out as a kid

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/139886/should-i-purchase-this-wine/p1
    ha

    wandering on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    crazy girls are great because they might do something dumb like sleeping with me

    ...

    actually, y'know, you're right.

    hell, every girl who's been into me has had something big wrong with them.

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  • descdesc slight cough / rhyming through phones Registered User regular
    Podly wrote:
    i had bed bugs

    that is the worst bug story

    Scorpions would be preferable

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I was climbing a tree barefoot as a child and a bee stung me on the bottom of my foot and I fell out of the tree

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    syndalis wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    So It Goes wrote:
    it is a crime that Whitney is still on the air

    doesn't she fuck a lot on it

    i'm sure that's what keeps people coming back
    She intends to fuck a lot on it, and she dresses in slutty bedroom play outfits a lot...

    but their life is weird and awkward and they don't really have all that much sex because despite them being very attractive young people in love, they get awkward and goofy when it comes to the sexing and end up injuring each other or turning each other off more than actually doing it.

    The show is so unrealistic that it burns.

    I feel bad for the supporting cast on that show. They do a decent job but the material is weak as a fuck and Whitney just isn't funny.
    i think they gave it a contract for a couple more years after like 4 episodes. could be mistaken.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Podly wrote:
    i had bed bugs

    that is the worst bug story

    Scorpions would be preferable

    4reelz

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    there

    i changed my theme so i wouldn't step on that other krieger-guy's toes

    but now I just want to rub sand in your dead little eyes

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Organichu wrote:
    Impressive. Although as someone who lost 100 pounds and then promptly put it back on again I'd like to hear less "I lost x pounds!" and more "I got to my goal weight and stayed there for x years!" Because keeping the weight off is the hard part!

    wandering on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong This post is sure to please my friends and everyone else as well Registered User regular
    Having Krieger
    be one of the Boys from Brazil
    was the most amazing masterstroke of comedy. There is nothing about Archer that isn't the greatest of all time.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Having Krieger
    be one of the Boys from Brazil
    was the most amazing masterstroke of comedy. There is nothing about Archer that isn't the greatest of all time.
    "Pretty sure the nazis had scientists."

    "No! That's why we hrm they lost! Lack of science!"

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    I resemble that remark
    Gooey wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    there

    i changed my theme so i wouldn't step on that other krieger-guy's toes

    you were here first, bro

    is everybody from philly a punk like you

    Actually I was here first, just barely

    shut up

    fight organichu

    (to the death)

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  • descdesc slight cough / rhyming through phones Registered User regular
    I like all these stories of bugs kicking your asses

    Ooh not so fancy with your endoskeleton now, are you?

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    one time i was playing one of those handheld console displays in toys'r'us. i think it was gameboy color? pokemon was the game.

    anyway, while i was playing a bee stung me on my wrist. i'm p allergic, and it swelled up grotesquely. i had to go to the hospital.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    My worst bug story was having a little gnat or fly or something fly inside my ear when I was 10 or so. God it was the most awful thing ever. Finally had to drown the bastard with alcohol. So much D:

    Worst for me was when I was 12 I was in my parents car in the front seat as we went to pick my sister up from a friends place. We had a sunroof in the car and when we parked a bee managed to fly in. We lost sight of it and thought it had flown out so I leaned back in the seat and felt a sharp pinch. I jolted forward and then felt another pinch. The bee had flown down the back of my shirt and had somehow managed to sting me twice and still hadn't lost it's stinger. My mother grabbed a towel and got it out but I had a sore back for a couple of days. Thankfully I wasn't allergic.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    I was climbing a tree barefoot as a child and a bee stung me on the bottom of my foot and I fell out of the tree

    I used to hate and fear bees and then I learned that I can thank them for many of the delicious things I like to eat.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    I like all these stories of bugs kicking your asses

    Ooh not so fancy with your endoskeleton now, are you?
    looks like you guys got

    :bz ten

  • descdesc slight cough / rhyming through phones Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    one time i was playing one of those handheld console displays in toys'r'us. i think it was gameboy color? pokemon was the game.

    anyway, while i was playing a bee stung me on my wrist. i'm p allergic, and it swelled up grotesquely. i had to go to the hospital.

    The bee's dying words:

    Tell

    Gary





    I won

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    I like all these stories of bugs kicking your asses

    Ooh not so fancy with your endoskeleton now, are you?

    i aint skeered of no bugs

    i always kill the spiders in our apartment

    and i totally had a lizard one time and i always fed him crickets without even flinching once

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    desc wrote:
    I like all these stories of bugs kicking your asses

    Ooh not so fancy with your endoskeleton now, are you?
    looks like you guys got

    :bz ten

    Boo! Get off the stage!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I was climbing a tree barefoot as a child and a bee stung me on the bottom of my foot and I fell out of the tree

    I used to hate and fear bees and then I learned that I can thank them for many of the delicious things I like to eat.

    wasps, on the other hand

    they bite you, and then they sting in a circle around the bite

    those dicks

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Buddy is getting married in Sonoma later this year. Awesome!

    Getting asked to spend $400 for two nights in a hotel? Not so awesome.

    I mean it's not like I can't afford it, but still, kinda asking a lot.
    If you can get yourself a DD, there are waaaaayyyy cheaper places up in Mendo.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    internet movie firearms database is the greatest
    Le Chuffre's henchman with a blued Desert Eagle in "Jeu Monégasque." Also pictured, Lana's Johnny Bench-ian, steam-shovelly, Truckasaurus hands.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    I killed a bunch of wasps this summer

    they were like, LOOK AT OUR HOME

    and I was like, EAT CHEMICAL DEATH

    *sprays nest, squeals, runs inside, peeks out through blinds*

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    nope im a little girl about things like wasps

    poo
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    that was sexist of me

    poo
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Hey people who cook, if a recipe tells you to keep a pan covered while cooking is it okay if the pan lid has a little hole in it to let steam escape or will that fuck shit up?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    internet movie firearms database is the greatest
    Le Chuffre's henchman with a blued Desert Eagle in "Jeu Monégasque." Also pictured, Lana's Johnny Bench-ian, steam-shovelly, Truckasaurus hands.

    It is pretty damn cool.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    i got stung on the butt by a wasp one time

    also one time i left out a coke for too long and took a sip and got a mouthful of roach
    I would never be able to drink soda out of a can again.

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    I was climbing a tree barefoot as a child and a bee stung me on the bottom of my foot and I fell out of the tree

    I used to hate and fear bees and then I learned that I can thank them for many of the delicious things I like to eat.
    Also you can't hate a bee for stinging you if it dies a horrible death in the process

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