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People, we must bring back Squeez-Tits.

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am mobilizing this mighty army to accomplish the noblest task ever; we must bring back Squeez-its. Phallic fruit drinks with those tops you would choke on!

http://www.petitiononline.com/ranger/petition.html

If we get enough signatures we can ultimately do nothing because let's face it, that's not my petition and it most certainly will get nothing done.

Coincidences: They stopped making Squeez-Its in 2001. Also in 2001, something happened involving something. I forgot. The point is that this is some sinister business.


Never forget.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    These were pretty tasty

    Homeless on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    YES.

    Sars_Boy on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mmm


    sugar water

    SA on
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    kool-aid koolers

    Whippy on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Kool-Aid Koolers and Mondos are still around

    my friend's friend wants to get $50 and buy 50 packs of mondos at the dollar store

    it would take like 10 minutes to drink them all

    Garlic Bread on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Everything from the 80s-90s was hummingbird nectar relabeled.

    Case in point: Ecto Cooler

    Dely Apple on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Everything from the 80s-90s was hummingbird nectar relabeled.

    Case in point: Ecto Cooler

    but those were gross

    Garlic Bread on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Those things were like liquid Pixi Stix.

    Vixx on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought they got rid of them after they killed all those people in Georgia.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Those things were like liquid Pixi Stix.

    That sounds like it would hurt the throat

    Etch on
  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man I would put the tops of those bottles on my ears and feel sooo cool.

    SpazMuffin on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Everything from the 80s-90s was hummingbird nectar relabeled.

    Case in point: Ecto Cooler

    but those were gross

    Ok now I hate you! Ecto Cooler lasted long after Ghostbuster's popularity did for a reason!

    Butters on
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, I drank over a half pack of those in one day when I was younger.

    I threw up that night.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought that said "Squeeze-Tits"

    Jordyn on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Everything from the 80s-90s was hummingbird nectar relabeled.

    Case in point: Ecto Cooler

    but those were gross

    Ok now I hate you! Ecto Cooler lasted long after Ghostbuster's popularity did for a reason!

    it's either ecto coolers or just Hi-C orange juice that i'm thinking of

    Garlic Bread on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Everything from the 80s-90s was hummingbird nectar relabeled.

    Case in point: Ecto Cooler

    but those were gross

    Ok now I hate you! Ecto Cooler lasted long after Ghostbuster's popularity did for a reason!

    it's either ecto coolers or just Hi-C orange juice that i'm thinking of

    Gotta be orange. That shit was nasty.

    Ecto-cooler was the nectar of the gods.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I thought they got rid of them after they killed all those people in Georgia.

    They killed my idiotic southern brethren? Link?

    SA on
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  • PootPoot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    YES.

    Poot on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There were these Squeez-Its which had like acid tablets you placed into the little hole on the top, and it would change the color of your drink.

    Random musings.

    Dely Apple on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I thought that said "Squeeze-Tits"

    Well your heart's in the right place.

    Vixx on
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  • Phil316Phil316 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I thought that said "Squeeze-Tits"


    we can bring those back too

    Phil316 on
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  • PootPoot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    There were these Squeez-Its which had like acid tablets you placed into the little hole on the top, and it would change the color of your drink.

    Random musings.

    Childhood...memories...rushing back...

    Poot on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Everything from the 80s-90s was hummingbird nectar relabeled.

    Case in point: Ecto Cooler

    but those were gross

    Ok now I hate you! Ecto Cooler lasted long after Ghostbuster's popularity did for a reason!

    it's either ecto coolers or just Hi-C orange juice that i'm thinking of

    Gotta be orange. That shit was nasty.

    Ecto-cooler was the nectar of the gods.

    Yes, the orange was nasty. I think I can forgive you because that orange shit was awful.

    Butters on
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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I always liked mondos better.
    And they're still around.
    I might buy a pack sometime.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    They killed my idiotic southern brethren? Link?
    I meant the country.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    They killed my idiotic southern brethren? Link?
    I meant the country.

    Er how did they kill people there?

    SA on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you know what dely?

    fuck squeeze-its or whatever

    and fuck you too

    god

    tsplitter on
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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    you know what dely?

    fuck squeeze-its or whatever

    and fuck you too

    god

    oh you

    revolve on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    seriously im not a fan of them

    or their fans

    tsplitter on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You always knew whose parents had money when you played Little League Baseball, cause they would bring these. My mom always said they were too expensive for us to buy.

    Cerrius on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Something wrong with Whippy, you guys. I mean...something new. He hasn't mentioned Pepsi Blue yet.

    Larlar on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    They killed my idiotic southern brethren? Link?
    I meant the country.

    Er how did they kill people there?

    By drinking it. Duh.

    Here's your link.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I always used the tops of the Squeezits as toy space ships.

    I was all like, "PEW PEW! PEW!"

    ShimSham on
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  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh fuck, you weren't joking.

    SpazMuffin on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    shimmitysham shimsham ahahahahahahaha

    tsplitter on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    They killed my idiotic southern brethren? Link?
    I meant the country.

    Er how did they kill people there?

    By drinking it. Duh.

    Here's your link.

    That blurb at the end totally wasnt there 20 minutes ago.

    SA on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    That blurb at the end totally wasnt there 20 minutes ago.

    It so was.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This mother turned out?

    Nucsh on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    this mother ain't turned out

    Cerrius on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    shimmitysham shimsham ahahahahahahaha
    Can I call you T.S?

    Or Laser?

    ShimSham on
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