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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    I'm thinking of Catch .44

    My bad

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    It's kind of surprising to hear that a younger woman might like Forrest Gump, assuming she isn't college Republican or something.

    Jenny gets treated pretty harshly in that film, and all she does to bring that upon herself is wanting to escape an abusive household and experience the world. Meanwhile, Forrest gets to do the latter simply by being an idiot savant who blindly follows orders and never questions anything.

    And then she gets AIDs and dies.

    All in all, not a great image of womankind in a film that otherwise exists as entirely positive love letter to the baby boomer generation.

    I liked the part where she sexually assaulted the retarded guy.

    You think he didn't want to get laid? Nobody's that retarded, bro.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    calling people twats isn't nice.

    that's just what a twat would say

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Whoops!

    I went to reset a bank of light switches in a currently unoccupied part of the building and accidentally turned off 3/4 of the lights in the call center.

    lol my bad.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2012
    Deebaser wrote: »
    It's kind of surprising to hear that a younger woman might like Forrest Gump, assuming she isn't college Republican or something.

    Jenny gets treated pretty harshly in that film, and all she does to bring that upon herself is wanting to escape an abusive household and experience the world. Meanwhile, Forrest gets to do the latter simply by being an idiot savant who blindly follows orders and never questions anything.

    And then she gets AIDs and dies.

    All in all, not a great image of womankind in a film that otherwise exists as entirely positive love letter to the baby boomer generation.

    I liked the part where she sexually assaulted the retarded guy.

    i remember reading the book. after they fuck (which i remember being described thoroughly), jenny is panting, sated and exhausted.

    forrest... *puff puff*... where you bin' all mah life?

    i bin' around

    Organichu on
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    It's kind of surprising to hear that a younger woman might like Forrest Gump, assuming she isn't college Republican or something.

    Jenny gets treated pretty harshly in that film, and all she does to bring that upon herself is wanting to escape an abusive household and experience the world. Meanwhile, Forrest gets to do the latter simply by being an idiot savant who blindly follows orders and never questions anything.

    And then she gets AIDs and dies.

    All in all, not a great image of womankind in a film that otherwise exists as entirely positive love letter to the baby boomer generation.

    I liked the part where she sexually assaulted the retarded guy.

    i remember reading the book. after they fuck (which i remember being described thoroughly), jenny is panting, sated and exhausted.

    forrest... *puff puff*... where you bin' all mah life?

    i bin' around

    Slluuuuuttttttttt.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    It's kind of surprising to hear that a younger woman might like Forrest Gump, assuming she isn't college Republican or something.

    Jenny gets treated pretty harshly in that film, and all she does to bring that upon herself is wanting to escape an abusive household and experience the world. Meanwhile, Forrest gets to do the latter simply by being an idiot savant who blindly follows orders and never questions anything.

    And then she gets AIDs and dies.

    All in all, not a great image of womankind in a film that otherwise exists as entirely positive love letter to the baby boomer generation.

    I liked the part where she sexually assaulted the retarded guy.

    i remember reading the book. after they fuck (which i remember being described thoroughly), jenny is panting, sated and exhausted.

    forrest... *puff puff*... where you bin' all mah life?

    i bin' around

    I like how you quoted the bits nobody cares about. This post is everything but thorough.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I bet there's some Forrest-Jenny slash out there.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elki wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    It's kind of surprising to hear that a younger woman might like Forrest Gump, assuming she isn't college Republican or something.

    Jenny gets treated pretty harshly in that film, and all she does to bring that upon herself is wanting to escape an abusive household and experience the world. Meanwhile, Forrest gets to do the latter simply by being an idiot savant who blindly follows orders and never questions anything.

    And then she gets AIDs and dies.

    All in all, not a great image of womankind in a film that otherwise exists as entirely positive love letter to the baby boomer generation.

    I liked the part where she sexually assaulted the retarded guy.

    i remember reading the book. after they fuck (which i remember being described thoroughly), jenny is panting, sated and exhausted.

    forrest... *puff puff*... where you bin' all mah life?

    i bin' around

    I like how you quoted the bits nobody cares about. This post is everything but thorough.

    well i don't remember the details of the sex! i don't think i masturbated to imagery of this retarded guy plowing a hippie.

    i do remember finding 'i been around' to be hilarious, though.

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I bet there's some Forrest-Lieutenant Dan slash out there.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    3 months from now I have to be an adult

    I've squandered my entire youth being boring as fuck

    This is early life crisis

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    3 months from now I have to be an adult

    I've squandered my entire youth being boring as fuck

    This is early life crisis

    You're only as old as the women you have sex with.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    3 months from now I have to be an adult

    I've squandered my entire youth being boring as fuck

    This is early life crisis

    it's not like you have to be a boring adult. don't destroy other people's property, don't hurt people, and show up for work. you're still allowed to do dumb shit in your free time.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    3 months from now I have to be an adult

    I've squandered my entire youth being boring as fuck

    This is early life crisis

    You're only as old as the women you have sex with.

    robos i'm going to boston in april

    i'm gonna need you to sign this permission slip for me

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Elki wrote: »
    I bet there's some Forrest-Jenny slash out there.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHs99iVpnXU

    beep boop

    good morning people

    i'm tired because i always wake up at 745, and i got home last night at 3, so that is lame

    also my leg is being cripply

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I love the number of words there. exactly 999.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    3 months from now I have to be an adult

    I've squandered my entire youth being boring as fuck

    This is early life crisis

    1/4 life crisis is apparently a thing.

    I think I sorta had one.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Nerd, nooooo

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    in the world of fanfiction, angst is a genre

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    "The erosion of stone monuments" is a terrible story name.

    Like, maybe if you're writing some kind of research paper or something.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I mean just use "Erosion" or something at least.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    In catch-22 the book, Major Major Major Major looks like Henry Fonda, to the point where a few characters thinks he is Henry Fonda.

    This was written with a movie adaption in mind; the author wanted either Henry Fonda or someone who looked nothing at all like Henry Fonda to play him.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    so girl does want to go watch football

    with me

    yes

    this is a thing which is good

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    so girl does want to go watch football

    with me

    yes

    this is a thing which is good

    something something show her your hand of god something something

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    so girl does want to go watch football

    with me

    yes

    this is a thing which is good

    something something show her your hand of god something something

    what?

    are you implying that Tav is Maradona and that he should show his hand to her?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    so girl does want to go watch football

    with me

    yes

    this is a thing which is good

    something something show her your hand of god something something

    I'll make a probing run down her left wing, if you know what I mean.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    so girl does want to go watch football

    with me

    yes

    this is a thing which is good

    something something show her your hand of god something something

    what?

    are you implying that Tav is Maradona and that he should show his hand to her?

    actually, Maradona punched the ball. He's saying I should beat her.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2012
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    The older I get, the more sympathetic to anarchists I get.

    huh that is odd

    i think i'm the exact opposite

    Really?

    I mean, I'm not ready to swear off democracy but if, for instance with the current discussion, we directly engaged Iran militarily

    Yeah I would probably need to go find a black handkerchief pretty quick

    I think it's mostly that American society as a whole strikes me as mostly devoid of value in its center, with people working away to make value or beauty between individuals. Reformism alone just hacks at the branches. I mean, I know that things change and continue to change. I get it that women's suffrage is less than a century old and that people make things happen -- it just seems that votes and parties and elections are the final formalizing stamp on what changes everywhere else, especially in peoples' heads, first.

    I've lived my entire life under capitalism, so I ignore the sick or homeless dying because I have to pretend money is somehow more real than Santa Claus. If an anarchist asked me to justify this, I would have nothing to say to them.

    @Desc

    re: value, I'm not sure what your meaning is exactly (or maybe I'm sniffing at the edges of it but I'm not all that sure how it applies to America uniquely or especially)

    re: anarchy, I think if an anarchist asked me to justify anything, I'd ask them to justify their system that inherently marginalizes and endangers the weak, the ignorant, and the defenseless.

    Organichu on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm saying he should fist her, you fools

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    And then deny it ever happened

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Despite everyone having video and photo evidence

    :winky:

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    omg Madeon has new stuff???

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    The older I get, the more sympathetic to anarchists I get.

    huh that is odd

    i think i'm the exact opposite

    Really?

    I mean, I'm not ready to swear off democracy but if, for instance with the current discussion, we directly engaged Iran militarily

    Yeah I would probably need to go find a black handkerchief pretty quick

    I think it's mostly that American society as a whole strikes me as mostly devoid of value in its center, with people working away to make value or beauty between individuals. Reformism alone just hacks at the branches. I mean, I know that things change and continue to change. I get it that women's suffrage is less than a century old and that people make things happen -- it just seems that votes and parties and elections are the final formalizing stamp on what changes everywhere else, especially in peoples' heads, first.

    I've lived my entire life under capitalism, so I ignore the sick or homeless dying because I have to pretend money is somehow more real than Santa Claus. If an anarchist asked me to justify this, I would have nothing to say to them.

    @Desc

    re: value, I'm not sure what your meaning is exactly (or maybe I'm sniffing at the edges of it but I'm not all that sure how it applies to America uniquely or especially)

    re: anarchy, I think if an anarchist asked me to justify anything, I'd ask them to justify their system that inherently marginalizes and endangers the weak, the ignorant, and the defenseless.

    what if it's not an anarcho-capitalist but an anarcho-syndicalist

    what then?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the only problem I have with communism is that it doesn't work

    I have more problems than that with libertarianism

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    hyperventilating over this

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    The older I get, the more sympathetic to anarchists I get.

    huh that is odd

    i think i'm the exact opposite

    Really?

    I mean, I'm not ready to swear off democracy but if, for instance with the current discussion, we directly engaged Iran militarily

    Yeah I would probably need to go find a black handkerchief pretty quick

    I think it's mostly that American society as a whole strikes me as mostly devoid of value in its center, with people working away to make value or beauty between individuals. Reformism alone just hacks at the branches. I mean, I know that things change and continue to change. I get it that women's suffrage is less than a century old and that people make things happen -- it just seems that votes and parties and elections are the final formalizing stamp on what changes everywhere else, especially in peoples' heads, first.

    I've lived my entire life under capitalism, so I ignore the sick or homeless dying because I have to pretend money is somehow more real than Santa Claus. If an anarchist asked me to justify this, I would have nothing to say to them.

    @Desc

    re: value, I'm not sure what your meaning is exactly (or maybe I'm sniffing at the edges of it but I'm not all that sure how it applies to America uniquely or especially)

    re: anarchy, I think if an anarchist asked me to justify anything, I'd ask them to justify their system that inherently marginalizes and endangers the weak, the ignorant, and the defenseless.

    what if it's not an anarcho-capitalist but an anarcho-syndicalist

    what then?

    i'd probably tell them that i am principally opposed to responding to hyphenated political philosophies.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    The older I get, the more sympathetic to anarchists I get.

    huh that is odd

    i think i'm the exact opposite

    Really?

    I mean, I'm not ready to swear off democracy but if, for instance with the current discussion, we directly engaged Iran militarily

    Yeah I would probably need to go find a black handkerchief pretty quick

    I think it's mostly that American society as a whole strikes me as mostly devoid of value in its center, with people working away to make value or beauty between individuals. Reformism alone just hacks at the branches. I mean, I know that things change and continue to change. I get it that women's suffrage is less than a century old and that people make things happen -- it just seems that votes and parties and elections are the final formalizing stamp on what changes everywhere else, especially in peoples' heads, first.

    I've lived my entire life under capitalism, so I ignore the sick or homeless dying because I have to pretend money is somehow more real than Santa Claus. If an anarchist asked me to justify this, I would have nothing to say to them.

    @Desc

    re: value, I'm not sure what your meaning is exactly (or maybe I'm sniffing at the edges of it but I'm not all that sure how it applies to America uniquely or especially)

    re: anarchy, I think if an anarchist asked me to justify anything, I'd ask them to justify their system that inherently marginalizes and endangers the weak, the ignorant, and the defenseless.

    what if it's not an anarcho-capitalist but an anarcho-syndicalist

    what then?

    i'd probably tell them that i am principally opposed to responding to hyphenated political philosophies.

    but you did just now. You just dropped the "capitalist".

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