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Look at my sexy [Facial Hair]; oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I have to keep it classy??

    welp
    I'm out

    Hasn't stopped me!

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no i changed my mind

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    crwth wrote: »
    no i changed my mind

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I kind of hate shaving in general.

    Maybe I'll just start beard trimming once a week or so.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Oh god, Facebook has an ad for beard t-shirts

    I haven't even mentioned beards on Facebook

    Facebook are you creepin on me?

    it probably knows how often your browse my photo gallery

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    where is blue fox icy
    or commie cow

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I am specifically going to the mall after work today to buy a comb for my clippers to trim my beard when I get home.

    I trim it to like a 2 and a half blade. I feel like that's when it looks neat and still dark enough.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    i can sort of grow a goatee
    but who in the hell wants that

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    oh hi thread made for me
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    here is a crappy pic

    idk if i actually want to post my chest hair.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    I stopped into a specialty shaving shop the other day to check it out and look for a gift. The salesman was very helpful and explained to me all the different products and showed me their special badger hair brushes that were softer than angel kisses

    After he told me that the lowest priced one was $150, I politely excused myself from the store

    I can only assume the hair was harvested from magical badgers

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    I stopped into a specialty shaving shop the other day to check it out and look for a gift. The salesman was very helpful and explained to me all the different products and showed me their special badger hair brushes that were softer than angel kisses

    After he told me that the lowest priced one was $150, I politely excused myself from the store

    I can only assume the hair was harvested from magical badgers

    I paid about $50 for my brush.

    If I wanted higher quality/softer it could've gone a lot higher.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Probably mostly silver-tipped badger hair, or at least I'd hope for that price!

    Nothing. Matters.
  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    i can sort of grow a goatee
    but who in the hell wants that

    I go from regular guy to complete douche in record time if I do a goatee

    badger brushes are not that expensive for a regular one

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I miss my beard guys.

    Dave took fantastic pictures of it once.

    Also of my face I suppose.

  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    I just shaved my beard off this week after a very stressful day, in a Britney Spears-esque attempt to avert a nervous breakdown. It was the first time I had really grown it out and I miss it dearly. With the beard and my hair-do, I had a real writer's strike Conan O'Brien thing going on, but now I just have a regular Conan O'Brien do going.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    you know what I'm curious about is why humans can grow great big beards but I'm not aware of any primates that do

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Because people who can grow beards are secret lions Nick.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    am... am I a lion, Blake?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
  • DakataDakata Registered User regular
    I remember growing mutton chops for a production...

    There is a reason those went out of style.

    "Life is a storm my young friend, you will bask in the sunlight one moment be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes."
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I miss my beard guys.

    Dave took fantastic pictures of it once.

    Also of my face I suppose.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »

    these are some amazing beards.

    except 2nd row middle.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Now my dog and cat are wondering why I woke them up at 3:45 to sing the Protomen at them

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Whoa holy shit a beard thread?

    Pictures when I get sober.

    So, like, a couple of days?

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Dammit thetheroo why you gonna make a thread like this right after i finish shaving

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Because you are the worst bear.

    Ever.

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    I'm sorry tonkka

    i'm so sorry

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    You should be.

    Now make me a sandwich.

    No not that bread, the country potato.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I've had a winter beard since..well the beginning of winter. But its time to roll it back. I'm at 5mm at the moment. I think I'll trim it down to 3 and once summer hits.....the Merkur makes its return for baby smooth Karl face.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Wow are you talking millimeters?

    REALLY.

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    this thread is givin off some serious "gabe in that comic where he is super proud of his shitty facial hair" vibes

    i know there are a handful of people here who grow real beards and you know who you are and are not included in that

    exist on
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I wish I could sport a handlebar mustache and sideburns.

    My hair just doesn't grow in a way that would support such an endeavour.

    (Also I have to be clean-shaven for my job. Bah.)

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Also Thetheroo that photo is aces.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I cannot grow any real facial or chest hair.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    this was, uh, when I was a good bit younger than I am now.

    Currently shaven.
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I can grow a lot of hair - it's all over my body - but it's the scraggliest, most useless bullshit ever.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    It's only been within the last year or so that hair has appeared on my chest. It seems very reluctant to grow much, however.

    So I'm making up for that, along with the lack of a decent looking beard, by growing my hair long.

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    I went a week without shaving, and then got sick for another week, meaning I didn't leave the house and felt no need to touch my razor or trimmer.

    in truth I enjoy neither the act of shaving nor the feeling of having a beard. If either happens it's typically because I got overly fed up with the other.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    @stimtokolos get your mo in here

    I found the thread!
    I got rained on though.
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