Look at my sexy [Facial Hair]; oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere

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exist wrote: »

this thread is givin off some serious "gabe in that comic where he is super proud of his shitty facial hair" vibes

i know there are a handful of people here who grow real beards and you know who you are and are not included in that

Garlic Bread

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

Oh god, Facebook has an ad for beard t-shirts

I haven't even mentioned beards on Facebook

Facebook are you creepin on me?

it probably knows how often your browse my photo gallery

:oops:

Garlic Bread

Kadith wrote: »

idk if i actually want to post my chest hair.

you do

you all do

Garlic Bread

Tonkka wrote: »

Because you are the worst bear.

Ever.

And you're the best 8->

Beasteh

i have a shitty neckbeard

when i shave in the shower i will no longer have a shitty neckbeard

Croc_Clock

i was going to post how pathetic my facial hair sprouts out as a joke, but then i realized in 4 pages no one else has done so... not sure why, but i'll cautiously stay back.

Dead Legend

my friend got a pretty good shot of my beard this weekend, hopefully he hasn't deleted them yet

Baroque And Roll

I had a pretty alright beard for a while.



But I got a bit tired of it. So now I look like this

Dead Legend

success! i'm the one with the hat

Shazkar Shadowstorm

someone on the street called me abe lincoln last week, presumably because of my facial hair and bone structure

except i had a moustache too not just the beard, but i see where he was going

i trimmed it shorter now though

i just decided to let it grow in october because i never had, and it felt appropriate, and everyone says it is good, except for my parents

i just wish i had more density in the beard, and that my beard connectors were more even

Hobnail

Taken for an entirely purpose, one week of beard and a bad hat:

Garlic Bread

facetious wrote: »

I can grow a lot of hair - it's all over my body

8->

Garlic Bread

Baroque And Roll wrote: »

I had a pretty alright beard for a while.



But I got a bit tired of it. So now I look like this

I still say you should go clean-shaven instead of that goatee

also trim up the sideburns a little

OmegaTofuNinja

My beard has become the only thing keeping me alive

Baroque And Roll

The former's not happening, Keith. Don't wanna see my chin.

Also yeah I really need a haircut/sideburns trimmed.

dear lord is an @OmegaTofuNinja post.

OmegaTofuNinja

I don't think I've ever seen Baroque without a beard. I don't think I ever want to see Baroque without a beard.

Garlic Bread

there's a few things I want to see Baroque without

OmegaTofuNinja

Pants go without saying.

Garlic Bread

you need a haircut like crazy

OmegaTofuNinja

Girl I know it. Every time my friend tells me she can cut my hair she ends up bailing though. And I ain't made of cash okay

Garlic Bread

step 1) take off your pants

OmegaTofuNinja

o...okay now what

Day of the Bear

2) send keith a message

Garlic Bread

Day of the Bear, I'm waiting on step 2 from you

friend

Day of the Bear

K-Keith

fancy seeing you here

Garlic Bread

You think I'm not gonna post in a thread about beards (and body hair)??

Girrrrrrl

VoproSTEIN

Use to have a pretty good velvet colored beard before I shaved. I can only grow pencil mustaches and it didn't really go well with a lumberjack beard.

Shaving sucks.

Day of the Bear

man up dave

grow better facial hair so you ain't gotta

VoproSTEIN

Plus scarlet red beard doesn't look good with dark brown/almost black hair! Maybe I should try to just grow a stache and become a millionaire.

Bear you can be my concubine.

Day of the Bear

I ain't gonna be no mans concubine if he can't grow a proper mustache

Garlic Bread

Day of the Bear wrote: »

I ain't gonna be no mans concubine if he can't grow a proper mustache

Day of the Bear

Gonna grow my mustache out show y'all how it's done

VoproSTEIN

The ends of my mustache grow a lot quicker than the inside. I could go for an ancient Chinese lord kinda vibe.

How do you feel about manly warlords DotB?

Garlic Bread

only me and @Stale posting chest hair up in here?

y'all ladies

Thetheroo

VoproSTEIN wrote: »

The ends of my mustache grow a lot quicker than the inside. I could go for an ancient Chinese lord kinda vibe.

How do you feel about manly warlords DotB?

?

VoproSTEIN

Exactly Roo.

Or even

Day of the Bear

get back to me when you got a 'stache goin' dave

then I'll decide

Legba

I'd take a picture of my beard but there are tons of people about.

Instead you can enjoy what it looked like a week ago or so, just after I'd accidentally trimmed it to nothing:

Depressperado

wipe that smirk off your face

Croc_Clock

does everyone open one eye more than the other when smiling? is it automatic, or do i not know the pro tips of smiling for cameras?