Santorum's like "Obama shouldn't have apologized for the quran burnings. Presidents shouldn't apologize for things. He should've just said it was a mistake and moved on"
jesus christ
Pony have you heard Santorum's quote about Obama wanting to remake "your children in his image" based on Obama stating that if a child wants to go to college who should be able to go. Basically Santorum ends up saying you kids shouldn't go to college because then they will become like Obama.
yeah holy shit
Santorum is like a parody of Republicans
he's like a distorted strawman that you'd see the Huffington Post present or something
except he's a real person and those are his actual statements
Santorum's like "Obama shouldn't have apologized for the quran burnings. Presidents shouldn't apologize for things. He should've just said it was a mistake and moved on"
jesus christ
Pony have you heard Santorum's quote about Obama wanting to remake "your children in his image" based on Obama stating that if a child wants to go to college who should be able to go. Basically Santorum ends up saying you kids shouldn't go to college because then they will become like Obama.
yeah holy shit
Santorum is like a parody of Republicans
he's like a distorted strawman that you'd see the Huffington Post present or something
except he's a real person and those are his actual statements
mind-blowing
I just get hours of laughing at him at the moment. But I hear that I am just like, "Why wouldn't I want my child to be a Harvard educated lawyer who helped people and eventually became president of the United States? Jesus wouldn't that be horrible. Him/Her being all successful."
The slashdot comments about the requirement in France for all cars to carry a breathalyser are just incredible.
yikes, are the drunk driving rates really that bad there?
Contributory factor in 27% of accidents, apparently.
The thing is, you need a fairly extensive kit of stuff in the car to drive in France anyway, stuff like hi-viz vests, an emergency triangle, fire extinguisher, etc.
If the kit comes with the car, and replacement kits with all the stuff in them are an easily purchasable commodity, this is a good idea.
It's amazing the frothing outrage this is generating in comments and such.
The line of thinking is basically: there are a lot of drunk-driving accidents, most people who drive drunk were not (or claimed not to be) aware how drunk they were. So, everyone has to have a thing that costs a trivial amount of money in their car which will enable them to check.
What's especially funny is that there are folk on slashdot who have leapt to the conclusion that they are mandating some kind of ignition lock that won't allow the car to be driven unless you pass a breathalyser test first, or they are making calculations of the annual costs of these devices based on the idea that you have to use a disposable breathalyser every time you drive.
If all these zany quotes and ridiculous statements ended up somehow all being fabrications, despite all evidence to the contrary. If there really was a vast left wing conspiracy dedicated to demonizing the right with outright lies.
If all these zany quotes and ridiculous statements ended up somehow all being fabrications, despite all evidence to the contrary. If there really was a vast left wing conspiracy dedicated to demonizing the right with outright lies.
That would blow my mind.
Too much organization. The Left would fuck it up some how before it got this far.
The thing about a place like hooters serving food is that as long as they get people drunk enough chances are they won't suspect food poisoning when they get the vomiting and the cold shakes.
like the fact that Santorum is a real person and those are some of his real statements just
i don't know man
i feel like eddie valiant accidentally waking up in toontown
he probably doesn't sincerely mean half of it, he's just really bad at being a populist
then i'm mystified at the incompetence of his handlers and speech writers!
I would like you to meet Mitt Romney whose handlers believe he will sound more middle class if talks about being friends with NASCAR team owners. Because god damn it we all own a NASCAR team.
"Pay is $200 for a 20,000 word story that we completely own at the end of the project, and will be ghost written and published under a pseudonym..."
edit: also...
"-Stories WILL NOT have a vampire genre."
amateurhour on
are YOU on the beer list?
0
ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
hilariously enough there's a case of a dude who realized he could convert his semi-auto rifle to full auto by adding a single wire
the wire itself under law had to be classified as an automatic weapon, since the law as written at the time declared the component that made a gun an automatic weapon to be the subject of legal scrutiny not the gun itself
It was a shoelace. And the ATF has since removed the shoelace from the NFA list. Because they realized it was dumb.
0
syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
I worked at a Pizza Hut once upon a time where I opened a box of green peppers to see that they were rotting, with lots of soft spots and filled with a weird milky white fluid that was thicker than water, but not pasty.
I told the manager we didn't have any green peppers. She looked at them, told me to cut around the soft spots, was out the fluid, and chop 'em up.
I started doing that for all of 10-15 seconds before throwing them all away and telling her no.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
like the fact that Santorum is a real person and those are some of his real statements just
i don't know man
i feel like eddie valiant accidentally waking up in toontown
he probably doesn't sincerely mean half of it, he's just really bad at being a populist
then i'm mystified at the incompetence of his handlers and speech writers!
I would like you to meet Mitt Romney whose handlers believe he will sound more middle class if talks about being friends with NASCAR team owners. Because god damn it we all own a NASCAR team.
Mitt's not even really trying to appeal to middle class americans, it's a smoke-screen
If Santorum gets the nomination then he's going to Beyonce the election.
(To the left, to the left)
I dunno how much he'll be able to do given his inherent stubbornness and the laughability of any attempt he would make. "Contraception is an individual right which I disapprove of but which the state should permit! Ignore the five speeches I made railing against it six months ago!"
I dnt know what Hooters you worked at, but I can honestly say I did not like the job but it was one of the cleanest kitchens ive worked in... and there was no mexicans.... maybe that's the difference, but either way, that instance is gross and that Manager needs to be fired lol I would have told corporate this, not some dumb website.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Posts
yeah holy shit
Santorum is like a parody of Republicans
he's like a distorted strawman that you'd see the Huffington Post present or something
except he's a real person and those are his actual statements
mind-blowing
I didn't know the trollface guy had "nomination rights".
I just get hours of laughing at him at the moment. But I hear that I am just like, "Why wouldn't I want my child to be a Harvard educated lawyer who helped people and eventually became president of the United States? Jesus wouldn't that be horrible. Him/Her being all successful."
Preferrably in an alternate universe, though. I'd prefer to keep living in this one.
It's amazing the frothing outrage this is generating in comments and such.
The line of thinking is basically: there are a lot of drunk-driving accidents, most people who drive drunk were not (or claimed not to be) aware how drunk they were. So, everyone has to have a thing that costs a trivial amount of money in their car which will enable them to check.
What's especially funny is that there are folk on slashdot who have leapt to the conclusion that they are mandating some kind of ignition lock that won't allow the car to be driven unless you pass a breathalyser test first, or they are making calculations of the annual costs of these devices based on the idea that you have to use a disposable breathalyser every time you drive.
If all these zany quotes and ridiculous statements ended up somehow all being fabrications, despite all evidence to the contrary. If there really was a vast left wing conspiracy dedicated to demonizing the right with outright lies.
That would blow my mind.
Not going to do what...? I was under the impression that I was agreeing with you...?
hes all liek mwah
Too much organization. The Left would fuck it up some how before it got this far.
i don't know man
i feel like eddie valiant accidentally waking up in toontown
(To the left, to the left)
http://www.holytaco.com/why-you-should-never-eat-wings-hooters/
Pony remember electing Obama allowed these people to gain political power in the states.
In fact, I might have to just go ahead and compile a bunch of quotes from when Hillary Clinton et al were talking shit to China about Liu Xiaobo.
then i'm mystified at the incompetence of his handlers and speech writers!
there's balogna there's bread there's toast spreadings there's waffles there's fruit and cheese
hmm
i guess i could grab fast food but i had pizza last night so i probably should eat something good
The thing about a place like hooters serving food is that as long as they get people drunk enough chances are they won't suspect food poisoning when they get the vomiting and the cold shakes.
I would like you to meet Mitt Romney whose handlers believe he will sound more middle class if talks about being friends with NASCAR team owners. Because god damn it we all own a NASCAR team.
That's halfway clever, lud.
fruit and cheese
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
Romney would go back to the center.
Santorum is right at home in crazy town.
so I've improved 50%!
Take that, detractors!
I hope the person that posted this ad dies in a fire.
http://nashville.craigslist.org/wri/2864297147.html
"Pay is $200 for a 20,000 word story that we completely own at the end of the project, and will be ghost written and published under a pseudonym..."
edit: also...
"-Stories WILL NOT have a vampire genre."
It was a shoelace. And the ATF has since removed the shoelace from the NFA list. Because they realized it was dumb.
I worked at a Pizza Hut once upon a time where I opened a box of green peppers to see that they were rotting, with lots of soft spots and filled with a weird milky white fluid that was thicker than water, but not pasty.
I told the manager we didn't have any green peppers. She looked at them, told me to cut around the soft spots, was out the fluid, and chop 'em up.
I started doing that for all of 10-15 seconds before throwing them all away and telling her no.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Mitt's not even really trying to appeal to middle class americans, it's a smoke-screen
he knows where his money comes from
I dunno how much he'll be able to do given his inherent stubbornness and the laughability of any attempt he would make. "Contraception is an individual right which I disapprove of but which the state should permit! Ignore the five speeches I made railing against it six months ago!"
As long as they don't win we'll be better for all of this
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
alternative reproduction systems are the way forwards
You won't be saying that when Holy Roman Emperor Xerxes Santorum is anointed president for life
who even goes to hooters
i am continually surprised that they still have a customer base of people who kiiiinda wanna see some titties but won't go to a strip club
if i had a penis I would make ladies eat things off of it
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
you can get several on a wang very useful for storage when travelling