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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Because they are local hip and organic enough for most of [chat].

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    They tend towards being mediocre. Not all of them. Some like BWW have a niche they are pretty damn good at. And some smaller ones like the Pappas ones are pretty good too. Others like the Olive Garden are simply unimaginative but fine food. And some like Applebees do unspeakable things to food that should cause their "cooks" to be shot.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Nothing. They usually go a little over the top of salt / calorie content to create a flavor that works nationally, but I will eat the hell out of a steak at Outback, or the Cajun Chick and Shrimp pasta at TGIFridays

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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    They tend towards being mediocre. Not all of them. Some like BWW have a niche they are pretty damn good at. And some smaller ones like the Pappas ones are pretty good too. Others like the Olive Garden are simply unimaginative but fine food. And some like Applebees do unspeakable things to food that should cause their "cooks" to be shot.

    Shootin's too good for 'em.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Being a chain does not make a restaurant terrible in and of itself.

    Chain restaurants just tend to be boring and of lower quality.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I would go to a strip club but my friends would think it would be funny to buy me a lap dance

    It would be hilarious.

    NO IT WOULD NOT BE

    Oh god it would be. It would be British Office levels of awkward.

    I joke about how I'd punch the stripper in the face adn run screaming into the night

    more likely I'd press myself into the back of the chair and just look like this D:

    I'm betting on D: .

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    Oh goddammit.

    My visa paperwork is finally finished, except for one question in my girlfriend's application. Which she forgot to fill out last night before bed, and I forgot to remind her to do. -.-

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Nothing inherently. But some of them do not provide a product that is in any way worthwhile compared to alternatives.

    The Olive Garden, for example.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I have never once eaten at a hooters.

    I had someone bring hooters wings to a party once, and they were pretty bad.

    I mean, yeah... I've had better wings at Strip Clubs.

    @Syndalis
    Next happy hour. Mudville 9. I had some wingies there on sat. P-Tasty

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    Yeah, I used to get way stoned and have trouble with stuff like this.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Some people think they are worse than the borg.

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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Being a chain does not make a restaurant terrible in and of itself.

    Chain restaurants just tend to be boring and of lower quality.

    The downside is I know some REALLLY REALLY GOOD places that do wonderful things with food and flavors and oh my god.

    I just have to sell a kidney to eat there more than once an olympiad.

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    trying new things is fun

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    this is why i take you to thai and korean places

    take you out of your comfort zones

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    The hooters that opened up when I was in college was pretty great. The food was good, some of our friends worked the kitchen and were waitresses so we got good deals on beer and free pitchers from time to time and they did some pretty slick events and stuff.

    That was the only good Hooters I ever went to. The rest were pretty weak, and usually the girls were either rude or not into the theme as a whole, mostly because wearing that shit was probably uncomfortable.

    The best part to Hooters is that they'd hire under 18, but the girls had to wear cargo shorts and a polo shirt, so you could always spot the jailbait that didn't want to work there but couldn't get hired anywhere else.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    trying new things is fun

    trying new things is terrifying

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Nothing inherently. But some of them do not provide a product that is in any way worthwhile compared to alternatives.

    The Olive Garden, for example.
    I would not intentionally eat at an Olive Garden, TGIFridays, or Outback while in Manhattan. There are much better options at the same price point or less throughout the city.

    Back in the burbs? Why the fuck not? They are usually better maintained, cleaner places that serve good to middling food for a fair price.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    When this happens to me, I order a random item. This has only backfired once, at an authentic chinese place. Too authentic.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I've never actually been to a Hooters or eaten their food.

    The last time I went to Hooters was at the Hooters Casino in Vegas for a bachelor party. I am mystified that something like the Hooters Casino exists. It was shooting for a folksy sawdust on the floor joint.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Gooey wrote:
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Because they are local hip and organic enough for most of [chat].

    I take issue with your comparison of 'local' and 'organic' with 'hip', if that's what you meant to do here. The latter is a dismissive while 'local' and 'organic' are concerned with important issues to do with our food supply and environmental impact.

    Sir.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Nothing inherently. But some of them do not provide a product that is in any way worthwhile compared to alternatives.

    The Olive Garden, for example.
    I would not intentionally eat at an Olive Garden, TGIFridays, or Outback while in Manhattan. There are much better options at the same price point or less throughout the city.

    Back in the burbs? Why the fuck not? They are usually better maintained, cleaner places that serve good to middling food for a fair price.

    I've eaten at the TGIFridays in Times Square. It was not my decision.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    this is why i take you to thai and korean places

    take you out of your comfort zones
    pony, how could you do that to cass

    you know she has a phobia of lime leaves and rice noodles

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    the thing i have always wondered about hooters is

    do they actually have a boob size requirement

    is the theme even "big boobs", or is it just "boobs"

    wat is goin on there

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    trying new things is fun

    trying new things is terrifying

    just pretend every new thing you try will help you grow a penis

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have no problem with certain chain restaurants. I like Chipotle but I still don't consider it a chain restaurant, it started a block from my grad school and was local till I was almost out of college. Village Inn isn't bad for junky food and decent pie. I like Outback's chopped pecan blue cheese salad even if it is super unhealthy for a salad. I mean even Noodles and Company though a chain is from Boulder so I get weird calling it a chain restaurant since it is local.

    Though most of my eating out is near my college campus which is full of local places that have been around for 30+ years and are cheap.

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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    The hooters that opened up when I was in college was pretty great. The food was good, some of our friends worked the kitchen and were waitresses so we got good deals on beer and free pitchers from time to time and they did some pretty slick events and stuff.

    That was the only good Hooters I ever went to. The rest were pretty weak, and usually the girls were either rude or not into the theme as a whole, mostly because wearing that shit was probably uncomfortable.

    The best part to Hooters is that they'd hire under 18, but the girls had to wear cargo shorts and a polo shirt, so you could always spot the jailbait that didn't want to work there but couldn't get hired anywhere else.

    Spoilering this because it's horrible to say this, but it's probably true:
    The guy who was the communications engineer at a place I worked used to tell us 'You can always tell who's on the rag because that's the girl in the khakis and polo working the door."

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    this is why i take you to thai and korean places

    take you out of your comfort zones

    is this also why you accuse me of being a racist when i say i don't want to go :|

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    heh

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I have never once eaten at a hooters.

    I had someone bring hooters wings to a party once, and they were pretty bad.

    I mean, yeah... I've had better wings at Strip Clubs.

    atSyndalis
    Next happy hour. Mudville 9. I had some wingies there on sat. P-Tasty

    I can do this. Sounds like fun!

    Not as much fun as I had by deciding NOT to join you there last Saturday... but I am generally down for good beer and wings.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    hehe, Thai places are about the only kind of restaurant where I actually DO feel comfortable walking in blind and ordering anything off the menu.

    Don't have to worry about them putting cheese on anything or having nasty shit like cream-based-sauces or mayo.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    I know a certain hipster mixologist that could tell you...

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    this is why i take you to thai and korean places

    take you out of your comfort zones

    is this also why you accuse me of being a racist when i say i don't want to go :|

    bahahahaha

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Gooey wrote:
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Because they are local hip and organic enough for most of [chat].

    I take issue with your comparison of 'local' and 'organic' with 'hip', if that's what you meant to do here. The latter is a dismissive while 'local' and 'organic' are concerned with important issues to do with our food supply and environmental impact.

    Sir.

    Sorry my snark got into your reality.

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    mindsporkmindspork Registered User regular
    the thing i have always wondered about hooters is

    do they actually have a boob size requirement

    is the theme even "big boobs", or is it just "boobs"

    wat is goin on there

    I believe it's just "hey, titties!"

    Tho I read something somewhere that they all are given shirts like a size too small intentionally. No big surprise there.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    twin peaks is like a hooters but a thousand times more cringe-inducing

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    i like chain restaurants

    i get mad anxiety when we go to a new place and OH GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT I DONT EVEN RECOGNIZE ANYTHING ON THE MENU

    trying new things is fun

    trying new things is terrifying

    Rollercoasters are terrifying.
    Rollercoasters are fun.

    transitive property

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Nothing inherently. But some of them do not provide a product that is in any way worthwhile compared to alternatives.

    The Olive Garden, for example.
    I would not intentionally eat at an Olive Garden, TGIFridays, or Outback while in Manhattan. There are much better options at the same price point or less throughout the city.

    Back in the burbs? Why the fuck not? They are usually better maintained, cleaner places that serve good to middling food for a fair price.

    I've eaten at the TGIFridays in Times Square. It was not my decision.

    I ate at the Red Lobster there because a potential client really wanted to. By no means my choice. I would have gladly taken him to Docks, blue Water Grille, or some other place that does real seafood in the city.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I've never actually been to a Hooters or eaten their food.

    The last time I went to Hooters was at the Hooters Casino in Vegas for a bachelor party. I am mystified that something like the Hooters Casino exists. It was shooting for a folksy sawdust on the floor joint.

    Oh man the Hooters Casino. I went to Vegas with a bunch of friends and one of them was "Lets go where the hottest girls in Vegas are!" which lead to some debate. During which he promptly spoke up and declared that it had to be the Hooter's Casino. He simply wouldn't listen to us when we tried to tell him other wise. That is the most depressing Hooters.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what is so terrible about chain restaurants?

    Nothing inherently. But some of them do not provide a product that is in any way worthwhile compared to alternatives.

    The Olive Garden, for example.
    I would not intentionally eat at an Olive Garden, TGIFridays, or Outback while in Manhattan. There are much better options at the same price point or less throughout the city.

    Back in the burbs? Why the fuck not? They are usually better maintained, cleaner places that serve good to middling food for a fair price.

    I've eaten at the TGIFridays in Times Square. It was not my decision.

    I had it in Tokyo a couple of times with friends. Pretty great when you're craving a little Western cuisine that isn't McDonald's or KFC.

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