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Awesome: 'The Parallax [chat]' by japan

japanjapan Registered User regular
edited March 2012 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
So, today in the office someone noticed that there was a couple in a doorway opposite our building. Obviously a bit carried away, and obviously under the impression that they were hidden from view (it's a quiet street during the day), the gentleman concerned was lucky enough to be receiving an enthusiastic blowjob from his significant other.

They were at it for some time, which was long enough for this gossip to spread around the entire office (though apparently only the third floor and below could see what was going on) so, on finishing up, they both looked up to four floors of our office's collected voyeurs lining the windows on that side of the building, and a thunderous round of applause.

The best bit is that our office runs the whole length of the block, and the applause lasted for the entire duration of their (brisk) walk to the end of the street and round the corner.

They did not look pleased.


  • RendRend Registered User regular
    This is fantastic

    This right here? This is what this forum is for.

  • ForceVoidForceVoid Registered User regular
    A grand tale indeed!

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Aww, I half expected them to take a bow at the end before exiting hastily stage left.

  • McJohnstableMcJohnstable Registered User regular
    At least it had a happy ending.

  • ImthebOHGODBEESImthebOHGODBEES Registered User regular
    "Well...did he c"*slap*

    JESUS CHRIST dude...there's just some things you don't talk about in public...

    Do you, in fact, have any builds in this shop at all?
  • RandomshotRandomshot Registered User
    japan wrote:
    They did not look pleased.

    See, guys can fake it too.

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