Tea & Coffee: Something Jerry Said on Twitter.

TevaZul

I don't know why, but something Jerry said on twitter once has stuck with me and I am reminded of it whenever I have coffee and tea on the same day. To paraphrase "If coffee is fuel, then tea is lubricant" or something along those lines. Anyway I made a thing for my office that I thought I would share.

Skull Man

if coffee is fuel, tea is coolant

Zonugal

If coffee is fuel, whiskey is blood.

BugBoy

if coffee is tea, check to see if you have found yourself in the wrong universe

Skull Man

diet coke is fuel
coffee is nitro

Sweeney Tom

If coffee is love, then tea is sex

Kuribo's Shoe

if coffee is hell, tea is limbo

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Skull Man

if tea is opium, coffee is cocaine

Tonkka

I like that image.

Good job on that image.

Skull Man

basically tea is for hedonists and coffee is for people with purpose

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Antimatter

i enjoy tea and coffee both

Doobh

I think tea is alright

but I am a devourer of coffee

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CaptainBeyond

I offer tea to people I want to talk to and coffee to people I don't.

Moriveth

Tea and coffee are both pretty alright.

Tonkka

I put tea in my coffee.

Cofftea.

Centipede Damascus

if coffee is America, tea is England

Speed Racer

i'm not a big drinker of either

they're good now and then but as a rule I don't really like bitter drinks

Liiya

I enjoy tea.

Skull Man

flannery o'connor put coca cola in her coffee

woman after my own heart

Centipede Damascus

Skull Man wrote: »

flannery o'connor put coca cola in her coffee

woman after my own heart

haha, really?

I seem to remember a few years ago they were selling a Coca-Cola and coffee mixed beverage in stores

Edcrab

If coffee is one thing, tea is a different thing.

(I prefer tea.)

Moriveth

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Skull Man wrote: »

flannery o'connor put coca cola in her coffee

woman after my own heart

haha, really?

I seem to remember a few years ago they were selling a Coca-Cola and coffee mixed beverage in stores

Coke Blak, I believe it was called.

Tonkka

Liiya wrote: »

I enjoy tea.

I am shocked.

Zonugal

I don't drink coffee or tea.

I'm a milk man.

Al_wat

if coffee is boobs, tea is ass

the good kind of ass

Kuribo's Shoe

my milk is delicious

Tonkka

The creepiest milk-man.

Melding

i had to quit drinking coffee when i stopped smoking.

the two invoke such longing for one another.

Bucketman

I love tea. Its what I drink when I want to relax and I have free time. Coffee is a work drink, I need that energy so I drink it

Butler For Life #1

Moriveth wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Skull Man wrote: »

flannery o'connor put coca cola in her coffee

woman after my own heart

haha, really?

I seem to remember a few years ago they were selling a Coca-Cola and coffee mixed beverage in stores

Coke Blak, I believe it was called.

I had that once. It was good.

Zonugal

No, no, no! You are doing it all wrong.

Let me show you how to correctly guzzle this delicious tit-juice.

RenaissanceDan

If coffee is A, then tea is csc B.

Tonkka

Melding wrote: »

i had to quit drinking coffee when i stopped smoking.

the two invoke such longing for one another.

This is my current dilemma.

Booze? Yeah I can quit that no problem.

Coffee? Without a cigarette?

No coffee?!

FUCK.

RenaissanceDan

Tonkka wrote: »

Melding wrote: »

i had to quit drinking coffee when i stopped smoking.

the two invoke such longing for one another.

This is my current dilemma.

Booze? Yeah I can quit that no problem.

Coffee? Without a cigarette?

No coffee?!

FUCK.

Ah, it's always been "Phone without a cigarette" that is tricky for me. But yeah, damned associations.

Al_wat

yeah coffee and smokes go together really well

also taking a deuce right afterwards

Centipede Damascus

I've never been able to develop a taste for coffee

it just tastes like dirt to me. nasty dirt.

Doobh

stop eating coffee grounds, CD