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Let's give him a hand, folks.

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.medbroadcast.com/channel_health_news_details.asp?news_id=11818&rss=67&rid=999999&channel_id=1029&rot=3

NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. (AP) - A young New Jersey doctor who admitted severing a hand from a cadaver as a medical student, then giving it to a stripper, was sentenced Thursday to 15 months of probation.

Ahmed Rashed, 27, pleaded guilty last month to a reduced charge of third-degree theft. If he violates the terms of his probation, he could be sent back to court and sentenced to as many as five years in prison. He also was fined US$5,000.

Rashed's lawyer, Kalman Geist, had asked for 16 months' probation, a period that would coincide with the completion of his medical residency. Middlesex County Assistant Prosecutor Judson Hamlin asked for five years' probation.

Rashed also is prohibited from seeking a licence to practise medicine in New Jersey while he is on probation.

In court, Rashed apologized, saying he meant no harm and has outgrown the immaturity he displayed.

"It does not excuse the action," he said.

Geist said he wants to put the incident behind him.

Rashed gave the hand to exotic dancer Linda Kay, 31, during a visit to the club where she worked. He met her when he was a first-year medical student in 2002. She wanted a cadaver's hand, authorities said, and he complied.

Geist said his client removed the hand from a cadaver at the University of Medicine and Dentistry in Newark that was scheduled for cremation, and was unaware what he did was illegal. He graduated in 2005.

Authorities said the hand was found in a jar on Kay's dresser in her home last summer. Friends said she called it "Freddy."

Kay was charged with unlawful disposal of human remains. She enrolled in a counselling program and if she complies with its terms for one year, her criminal record will be erased.

Rashed had been in a residency program at Martin Luther King Hospital in Los Angeles but will continue his residency at Maimonides Medical Center in New York City.


tl;dr aka reading for dummies: a man gave a stripper the hand of a dead guy.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    ahmad rashad?

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    calls it "Freddy"

    hm

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dudes, this guy was one step away from becoming Kevin Spacey.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Burn both of them at the stake.

    Wait, no, that's cruel and unusual.

    Execute them both.

    That's fair.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    handjobs:
    byoh

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    why would you

    i mean what would propel her to ask

    what in the fuck

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    oh man I need to become a stripper so I can get dead guy parts too

    this plan is flawless

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Which hand was it? Left or right?









    Oh it matters.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sexiest story of all time

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sexiest story of all time

    oddly enough, that's the subtext for my biography

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I wonder what kind of fucked up shit that stripper does in her spare time on the interwebs.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    makes a fortune, that's what

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    this would maybe be a reasonable request if she were an eighteen year old stripper

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gloriously gruesome.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Necro-handjobo-fistingo-philia.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If I named a severed hand Freddy, I'd give it a blade-fingered glove. Maybe that's just me.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Beware the hook!

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    perhaps she just like to cosplay morticia adams and wanted a realistic prop

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    HelloHello Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i just won a free hotel stay and magazine subscriptions for 5 years

    then they tried to charge me 75 bucks.

    what the

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mmmm... Morticia.

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    Yes, please.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That lady looks like a really bad tranny

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anjelica Houston? If I remember correctly, anyway.


    She was hot as Morticia. But then, it's hard not to be hot as Morticia Adams.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    perhaps he was just confused

    like, when they go "let's give the lovely kay a hand" as she goes away and the next comes on stage

    he just hadn't heard the phrase before

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Burn both of them at the stake.

    Wait, no, that's cruel and unusual.

    Execute them both.

    That's fair.

    :roll:

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Humans are wacky. Humans are the only animal that fucks dead bodies. If not for chimps, we'd be the only animals that practice homosexuality...

    Wacky chimps.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    penguins dude

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gnats
    Dogs
    Horses

    Tons of animals have homosexuality.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    population control measure doggies

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sloths.

    No really

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought it were just them chimps. And gnats don't fucking count, it's not hot when they do it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    haven't you learned anything from jurassic park?

    lesbianism all up in the frog colonies

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Changing from female to male is not lesbianism.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    they are still chicks at heart though

    that's what makes fucking a shemale alright...or something

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm pretty sure I'd rather be fired than have to complete an employee self-evaluation.

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    CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's a self evaluation.

    Just put down 'works really hard and has an inconceivably large penis' and be done with it.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That sentence has less words than this evaluation form has sections.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    have us fill it out for you

    like, send a different section to a bunch of forumers, compile them all, and send it without reading it

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    That dude got a five-finger discount.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is good advice. Send it to SE++ and no one else. You can trust SE++.

    Even the people you don't know, like me.

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