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Metastasis, a [mini-Phalla] - Game Over. Mafia Victory.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Fe Fi Fo Fyfour!

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Historically though, we are not very good at sticking to plan! Or planning, or things relating to plans in general

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Phyphor, do you know the names of other (preferably balanced) Phallas that had a "village only kill mafia" style mechanic? That would be good research for me, too.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Not offhand. There was Ender's mini that ended up with everyone forgetting to remove the safety on day 1.... then all shooting each other day 2, but that's doesn't really count. I think there was another game that had a similar mechanic to this though, I'll see if I can remember it

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Those last few signups always seem to take the longerest :S

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    signme up!!! maybe I wont day 1 again >.<

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    YAY! Lets do this!

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    I need a little prep work. Narration should be up/roles out in about an hour. The first day will go a little longer than 24 hours.

    Edit: In the meantime...

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Prologue:

    Rose awoke in a sweat, with a mild headache and feelings of constipation. She rolled over, instinctively grasping for the person next to her, only to find empty space.

    As she got up, a strange light-headedness began to overtake her. She rushed to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. The dizziness was overbearing, and she leaned over, attempting to support the weight of her torso by palming her knees. Her legs, though firmly planted, could not support the weight. They oscillated rapidly and uncontrollably. Suddenly, nausea. The sensory overload was unbearable. She slipped into unconsciousness as her frame gave way to her own weight, collapsing into a disorganized heap. A slight trail of gastric acid dripped from her parted lips.


    Mom?
    Is your mother diabetic, or carry an epi-pen or nitroglycerin?
    What? No. I don’t know what happened, she just…
    1, 2, 3, up
    Mom, please wake up.
    An EKG monitor beeps uneasily
    Can I?
    Of course.
    Administering fluids.
    Mom…

    White. White ceiling. White walls. Oppressive white. The room took focus. A hospital. A lump in the bed was causing cramps in her left shoulder. Rose tried to sit up unsuccessfully. The drugs were incapacitating.

    What happened? Where was Nick?
    “Oh, you’re awake. Let me get the doctor.”

    The voice was a distant whisper, echoing repeatedly in Rose’s brain until it successfully parsed. The thought was reassuring. An eternity was spent pondering the questions to which she so desperately needed the answers. Finally, Dr. Thorne entered the room.

    “We have a lot to talk about.”

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Role PMs are out. The first deadline will be tomorrow, Saturday March 10 at 8:00 EST (Sunday March 11 1:00 AM GMT). The only clarifications I will give in private are those dealing with abilities/victory conditions of your specific role. All others must be asked publicly to get an answer.

    If you did not receive a role PM, then...



    You are a: White Blood Cell

    Each day, you may choose one player to attack. Barring any interference, both you and target will die if and only if that player is a cancer cell. Never fear, though, as you will regenerate on days that are multiples of 3. Your role is not revealed on death (though it is revealed if eliminated via other means).

    Victory Condition: Eliminate all cancer cells before it can metastasize.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    who wants to bet langly against all odds somehow ended up a neutral

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    I am good.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    You know, this could be a really depressing game outcome. Or a really happy one, I suppose.

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Hmm, yes. Potential for being depressing is quite high. Also !Kime is always evil.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Mrt...oh. Cant very well grudge the host eh?

    How about Stever777 for being seven mafias.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    REG Rysk for hoarding the blue votes in the BOI phalla

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Bedlam for being evil more often than not.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    [color=]Bedlam[/color] for being evil more often than not.
    Last time was the first time Ive been evil in a long time.

    And Ive never ever been evil in a main.

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Well this isn't a main, now is it?

    Bedlam..

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    !Reserve

    Hopefully all of my school work will be done if/when you need me.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I'm gonna vote out the mafia from the game I just ran.

    Shabooty you're up first for never being around.

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    3DS: 2981-5304-3227
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    but but but me3

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    also bedlam handled my orders for me I didn't see any reason to change them

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    Not offhand. There was Ender's mini that ended up with everyone forgetting to remove the safety on day 1.... then all shooting each other day 2, but that's doesn't really count. I think there was another game that had a similar mechanic to this though, I'll see if I can remember it
    I disengage the safety and place my vote for Bedlam.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    The Anonymous must be excised.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    I was Ender in that game... I think that was my first phalla?

    Anialos because I'm tired of being nice to the new guys! Rarrr!!!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    "I'm sorry. You have Phalla."

    Noooooooo!

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Cythraul wrote: »
    I was Ender in that game... I think that was my first phalla?

    Anialos because I'm tired of being nice to the new guys! Rarrr!!!

    Oh noes! Now I guess I need to be nice to !Kime. Look what you made me do !Cythraul!

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Oh and Bedlam for knowing I was mafia.
    Very annoying.

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Embrace the dark side!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    stever777 wrote: »
    "I'm sorry. You have Phalla."

    Noooooooo!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1L1lj3XuK8

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Nice, Cyth!

    and it's been said before but I <3 Phyphor.

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    sportzboytjw My dear you are still getting my grudge vote for phallatines day.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    Langly has not yet been grudged enough from Phallentines.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    This hasn't come up yet, but it will be interesting if we force a Rac1 protein to reveal today, because then we are basically forced to murder him so he cannot be converted.

    Now, to pick a target to eat, tonight.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Nirya knows what he did.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    pportzboytjw, for having too many consonants.

    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
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    HoTS: Schmutz#1686
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    Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    Typing is hard.

    Honesty, Integrity, Handshakefulness
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    HoTS: Schmutz#1686
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    !Gaslight

    #1 on the list and #1 in my heart.

    Or something like that.

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