The Bat-Thread: Between The Batarangs And The Bat Shark-Repellant

OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Graphic Violence
Seeing that we didn't have one of these up, I thought I'd correct this injustice and give us a place to yak about anything related to Batman.

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For almost 70 years, the man who dressed up like a bat has been gracing not just multiple forms of paper publications, but showing up on television and movies as well in both live-action and animation. Surviving wannabes and imitators, the near death of comic-books, changes in his auidiance and even his own mood swings, there's no doubt that the Batman has become an unremovable and irreplaceable part of our culture.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *Golf clap* Wonderful OP, you clearly had time to prepare! What I want to know from you batfans is this: when is the next Batman movie coming out and what is it covering? I've heard some rumors regarding the Joker showing up (as was hinted at during the final moments of the first movie with Bale as the Bat).

    Anyone have a "man on the inside" hollywoodwise?

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *Golf clap* Wonderful OP, you clearly had time to prepare! What I want to know from you batfans is this: when is the next Batman movie coming out and what is it covering? I've heard some rumors regarding the Joker showing up (as was hinted at during the final moments of the first movie with Bale as the Bat).

    Anyone have a "man on the inside" hollywoodwise?

    Super secret inside source

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *Golf clap* Wonderful OP, you clearly had time to prepare! What I want to know from you batfans is this: when is the next Batman movie coming out and what is it covering? I've heard some rumors regarding the Joker showing up (as was hinted at during the final moments of the first movie with Bale as the Bat).

    Anyone have a "man on the inside" hollywoodwise?

    Yeah, yeah, I know the OP's pretty crappy. It's a bad mix to be both half-asleep and inspired at the same time to create a thread. Said insperation came from me remembering one of the first modern Batman storylines I ever read, KnightsEnd. Basically the part where Lady Shiva kills this (armless I believe) martial-arts master dressed up as a ninja with a bat-mask. Then she hands the suit and mask over to Bruce, not letting him know exactly how she set up the 'tests' to see if he's still has what it takes to be Batman. Dunno why that part of the story stuck to me but it did. Anyone remember that part of the story?

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was actually serious about the "Nice OP" comment.


    I like pictures. Especially ones with color.

    So... yeah.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was actually serious about the "Nice OP" comment.


    I like pictures. Especially ones with color.

    So... yeah.

    Ow. Sorry. >.<; Kinda hard to distinguish sarcasm here sometimes. That and I always tend to expect burns rather then compliments to topics I start.

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  • natxcrossnatxcross Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Owenashi wrote: »
    Yeah, yeah, I know the OP's pretty crappy. It's a bad mix to be both half-asleep and inspired at the same time to create a thread. Said insperation came from me remembering one of the first modern Batman storylines I ever read, KnightsEnd. Basically the part where Lady Shiva kills this (armless I believe) martial-arts master dressed up as a ninja with a bat-mask. Then she hands the suit and mask over to Bruce, not letting him know exactly how she set up the 'tests' to see if he's still has what it takes to be Batman. Dunno why that part of the story stuck to me but it did. Anyone remember that part of the story?

    Yeah, that bit was awesome. It was a whole lot more entertaining than the Bruce Wayne bits that came before. Knightfall overall was mostly great. Shame about the 'Batman is a dick' explanation of why Dick Grayson couldn't take over, though.

    Since is the Bat-Thread - can somebody tell me that Batman's going back to a normal format? I love Grant Morrison, but there's a reason I buy comics and not novels.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    natxcross wrote: »
    Since is the Bat-Thread - can somebody tell me that Batman's going back to a normal format? I love Grant Morrison, but there's a reason I buy comics and not novels.

    It was just for one issue.

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  • Voodoo861Voodoo861 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sinces we's chattin bout the bat, how many think he could beat moonknight. Yes i realize they are from different universes and blah blah, but seriously. Moony is vaguely like the bat, only freakin insane and not as smart. I think Batman would probably win in the end.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A pointless point of discussion.

    Everyone who likes comics should read JSA: Liberty Files.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I completely agree with that point.

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  • CharmyCharmy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A pointless point of discussion.

    Everyone who likes comics should read JSA: Liberty Files.

    I myself did not care for Liberty Files, or it's sequel. It seemed to me the Elseworld was created more for sake of the setting than it was to tell a story of any quality. A lot of the changes seemed completely arbitrary, too; why is Scarecrow immortal? Why is Two-Face half bug-monster? It really didn't seem like there was any logic governing it.

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What happened to the old Batthread?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    It got locked

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *Golf clap* Wonderful OP, you clearly had time to prepare! What I want to know from you batfans is this: when is the next Batman movie coming out and what is it covering? I've heard some rumors regarding the Joker showing up (as was hinted at during the final moments of the first movie with Bale as the Bat).

    Anyone have a "man on the inside" hollywoodwise?

    Wait, so when they say "Aaron Eckhart ... Harvey Dent/Two-Face (rumored)"

    ...do they mean it's rumored that he'll be playing Harvey Dent, or it's rumored that he'll become Two-Face in the movie?

    It seems like a bit of overkill to put both the Joker and Two-Face in the same movie.

    Also:

    "Maggie Gyllenhaal ... Rachel Dawes (rumored)"

    I hope to fuck this is true. I don't know anything about Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I can't really imagine she's a worse actress than Katie Holmes.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    Maggie Gyllenhaal is a very good actress. She was excellent in Stranger Than Fiction.

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  • Torso BoyTorso Boy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    when is the next Batman movie coming out and what is it covering? I've heard some rumors regarding the Joker showing up (as was hinted at during the final moments of the first movie with Bale as the Bat).

    Anyone have a "man on the inside" hollywoodwise?
    It's only a matter of time before someone links this, so it might as well be me:
    Batman on Film

    Fantastic site that digs up all the facts and rumours about the upcoming Batman films. Some of the cast and crew involved in Begins and TDK have been known to read and enjoy this site.

    EDIT: I vote there should probably be a link to this site in the OP, as well as maybe the IMDB/wiki entries. Not to suggest this become a movie-oriented thread, but it is pertinent.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Torso Boy wrote: »
    EDIT: I vote there should probably be a link to this site in the OP, as well as maybe the IMDB/wiki entries. Not to suggest this become a movie-oriented thread, but it is pertinent.

    Movie Thread

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  • CheetoCheeto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like Batman

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    Cheeto, I need you to cut down on the size of your sig.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Also tell him to stop with the stupid "I like Batman" and "Batman?" and "Batman, guys" posts

    tell him, geebs-dave

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Despite being a fan of Batman, I only just bought some singles wherein he's the only hero. Yay for $1 sales on overstocked comics. :^:

    Anyway, I'm sure this is asked all the time, but where the hell does Batman find all the time to do the ass kicking he does? Is there some kind of official timeline to explain how he's in all the books he's in every month?

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Some of them have their own continuity (All Star) or take place int he past (Confidential). As for the other five thousand books, I don't know.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wait, so All Star is a different universe?

    Fuck, I realize Bats is a big seller, but DC should at least be sensible. He can't possibly have time to do all the shit he does, much less heal from all the damage he takes. He'd need a time turner or something to be able to be all around like that.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What are you talking about?

    Marvel does the same thing with Spider-Man/X-Men

    Plus, the only bat-books in the current timeline are DC and Batman.

    I think.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm not saying Spidey and Wolverine aren't overdone either, but this is the Bat Thread. I mean, he's in, what, JLA, Detective, Batman, Superman/Batman, and Batman Confidential, not even mentioning how he shows up in other books. I'm not really trying to bash him, I just wish I knew where everything fit into continuity.

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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I just sort of ignore it. I don't know how he finds all that time to guest in Green Arrow & Manhunter. I just accept that Batman is just such a useful, sell-able character that he has to be put on the cover of other books to attract customers.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bat-bots. Shitty subplot coming soon.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is Confidential worth picking up? I've been getting Superman Confidential and it's been pretty awesome, but I still haven't gotten around to the Batman series.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anyone have that awesome photoshopped picture of Heath Ledger as The Joker?

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Eh, I've got these...

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  • CheetoCheeto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like Batman Keith

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cheeto wrote: »
    I like Batman Keith

    Stop it

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  • BornToHulaBornToHula Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've recently got back into comics, and I'm trying to find an excellent modern story arc for Batman. I've already gotten all the staples like Year One and the Miller stuff like Dark Knight Returns, I'm just looking for something that doesn't explain his origins and shows him as an asskicker and detective.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ruiner999 wrote: »
    I've recently got back into comics, and I'm trying to find an excellent modern story arc for Batman. I've already gotten all the staples like Year One and the Miller stuff like Dark Knight Returns, I'm just looking for something that doesn't explain his origins and shows him as an asskicker and detective.

    Hush is good. Heavier on the asskicking as opposed to the detective work, but good nontheless. People like to hate on it, but then, people like to hate on everything.

    Grant Morrison's recent arc? Also awesome stuff.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    i really liked the city of crime arc that got collected a little while ago. it wasn't great but it was some solid stuff, and i like it when gotham really seems like urban living hell.

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  • CheetoCheeto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Cheeto wrote: »
    I like Batman Keith

    Stop it

    Why? Its the truth

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cheeto wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Cheeto wrote: »
    I like Batman Keith

    Stop it

    Why? Its the truth

    That's great. Id venture to guess that nearly everyone posting in this thread likes Batman. I for example pick up the Detective Comics and Batman issues each month and im probably gonna grab a trade or two here soon.

    But what you don't see anyone else doing is spouting off inane shit like "I like Batman" "Batman?" or whatever else you come up with that adds absolutely nothing to the thread.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so I know batman is one of the smartest people on earth. You know, like second best at everything, and the best detective. I was just wondering - did he get any degrees, or is he entirely self-taught?

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    so I know batman is one of the smartest people on earth. You know, like second best at everything, and the best detective. I was just wondering - did he get any degrees, or is he entirely self-taught?

    He spent most of his time at Ninja school. They have degrees too, but they lurk in the shadows.

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Wait, so All Star is a different universe?

    Fuck, I realize Bats is a big seller, but DC should at least be sensible. He can't possibly have time to do all the shit he does, much less heal from all the damage he takes. He'd need a time turner or something to be able to be all around like that.


    All Star is Frank Miller's continuity that ends up with DKR and DKSA. I'm pretty sure that the official line is that DKR is Elseworlds, and thus, All Star = Elseworlds.

    How often is Batman in JLA? Every issue? I think the main continuity titles that Batman is in regularly are Batman, Detective Comics, Robin, Superman/Batman, and JLA. He's been in a Green Lantern arc recently (or maybe just a single issue).

    All the Detective Comics stories take place over the course of a few days, and I don't see how they would necessarily conflict with other events. The regular Batman stories usually take place over longer periods, but there's generally no reason why Batman might not take a break for a few days to run off to Metropolis or something in between significant developments in the Batman stories.

    I haven't seen anything where Batman was taken out of general action for a long period of time, thus making it hard to figure out how he could be in one place in one book while seemingly he was on, say, Apokalips in other book. Nor have I seen recently a story where he was hot on a trail to the exclusion of everything else.

    As an aside from the continuity issue: is anyone besides me dying for an Azrael comeback? I want to see that crazy, red, gold and hooded motherfucker sticking his burning knives through bad guys again.

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