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The Bat-Thread: Between The Batarangs And The Bat Shark-Repellant

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Well Countdown ends the second week of May, so Batman could die during Final Crisis?

    I mean, it does say "Heroes die. Legends live forever."

    Batman is a Legend. Duh.

    Bruce Wayne isn't.

    Oh man foreshadowing!!!111

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    It's more fun to read a book thinking the characters could die than "nah they'll never kill Batman"

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    It's more fun to read a book thinking the characters could die than "nah they'll never kill Batman"

    They'll never kill Batman.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    Let's make a bet, Bad Karma.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Let's make a bet, Bad Karma.

    I said Batman.

    There will always be a Batman.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Let's just say they decide to off Wayne and put someone else under the cowl. I'd give it no more than six months. People go nuts when a C lister dies, they'd burn buildings if they killed Bruce Wayne and relaunched Batman with a new number one. That was one of the big rumors going on during Infinite Crisis (sans relaunch) it it seemed to garner mostly negative feedback.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    People went nuts when they brought in Jason Todd as Robin and yet everybody loves Tim Drake.

    It's not so much the act as it is the presentation.

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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You know, in those dystopian future everyone-dies storylines, Bruce Wayne is a survivor most of the time. In things like Rock of Ages or those JLU time traveling episodes, Superman dies, sometimes Wonder Woman does, but Batman always makes it through.

    If Bruce Wayne does get killed, I don't want it to be in some cosmic, event catalyst way. I don't want the Monitors to shoot him or Darkseid to eat him. I would rather see him die in the streets of Gotham against some crazy odds.

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  • BABOOBABOO Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lux wrote: »
    You know, in those dystopian future everyone-dies storylines, Bruce Wayne is a survivor most of the time. In things like Rock of Ages or those JLU time traveling episodes, Superman dies, sometimes Wonder Woman does, but Batman always makes it through.

    If Bruce Wayne does get killed, I don't want it to be in some cosmic, event catalyst way. I don't want the Monitors to shoot him or Darkseid to eat him. I would rather see him die in the streets of Gotham against some crazy odds.

    I agree.

    It would be more justified if Batman, a hero without powers, would die in the most human way.

    60 years old, in over his head and fighting a bunch of thugs like a crazy man.

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  • PantheraOncaPantheraOnca Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    heart attack. he needs to die from a heart attack or perhaps an anuerism(sp). in his sleep.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's hard to imagine anything better than Batman Beyond.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Well Countdown ends the second week of May, so Batman could die during Final Crisis?

    I mean, it does say "Heroes die. Legends live forever."

    Batman is a Legend. Duh.

    Bruce Wayne isn't.

    Oh man foreshadowing!!!111

    I mean

    There really were a number of lines in Robin that could lead one to think that Bruce might die

    Ass.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe it's one of those deals were the world will believe "Bruce Wayne" is dead but he still lives but just goes nuts and believes he is just "Batman." He doesn't bother with a secret identity anymore and just wears his tights 24/7.

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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe it's one of those deals were the world will believe "Bruce Wayne" is dead but he still lives but just goes nuts and believes he is just "Batman." He doesn't bother with a secret identity anymore and just wears his tights 24/7.

    They already pulled that with Bruce Wayne: Fugitive

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I could see Bruce Wayne and or Batman faking his death for a while.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, we always go on about him just needing time to prepare... and he's had his entire life to prepare for this.

    Death won't even see it coming.

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I would really hate for Bruce to die but a relaunch of Batman would be great. I have been trying to get caught up in the comics but I don't know where a good spot to jump in is. A nice new #1 would be perfect for me.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The world already did without Bats for a year, though.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Forar wrote: »
    Well, we always go on about him just needing time to prepare... and he's had his entire life to prepare for this.

    Death won't even see it coming.

    "What are doing? You can't hit Death on the head with a pipe."
    "If he comes near me I'm going to rip his nipples off!"

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I mean, I don't really think Bats'll die.

    But I do think there have been certain implications that it would at least be possible, plus, you know, DiDio being insane and all.

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  • MAD!MAD! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Really the only time I'd want to see any big name- Batman, Superman, Spiderman etc die would be in an Elseworlds or What If? kinda story. Otherwise the death has no real impact as we know they shall return.
    Now B list Heros and Villians.. Sure man, Cap em!

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't necessarily agree. A death can have an impact so long as you view the story as self-contained rather than considering its implications or place within continuity.

    Really, this is the best way to read comics.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    http://comicbookresources.com/columns/?column=13
    THINGS TO DO IN GOTHAM WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

    Last week's rumour about Batman kicking the Batbucket to be replaced by a sidekick is kicking up steam. As Valerie D'Orazio picks up on, the original plan was for all the main DC icons to die and be elevated to the status of New Gods as part of the Fifth World, their sidekicks filling the roles they left behind.

    However, that plan was abandoned internally at DC and reduced to a Bat-storyline by Grant Morrison. So look for Bruce Wayne New God to go head-to-head with Darkseid in "Final Crisis."
    Maybe they canned the idea to do it for most of the main DC guys because oh wait they killed Bart and Connor goddamnit

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I

    I actually would have really liked that.

    It would be refreshing to see the sidekicks take over the mantles for a while, the last time that happened was what, Wally after COIE?

    EDIT: Bart kindasorta, but that lasted all of 12(13?) issues.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    I think it'd be really neat if they replaced most of the "big" heroes with their sidekicks and starting making everyone age semi-realistically

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I just think it'd be really neat if the New Earth Batman died and his role was taken over by the Batman from Earth-Goddamn

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    I think it'd be really neat if they replaced most of the "big" heroes with their sidekicks and starting making everyone age semi-realistically

    i would kill for this, i think

    just make some arbitrary rule that is actually followed of 3 of our years = 1 year DCU time

    age everyone accordingly

    sidekicks take over for mentors and real change and interesting stories occur

    keep the Classifieds/Confidentials for telling stories back when whoever was young but actually put good ideas and creative teams behind them

    i mean, look at the list of teams some of these people have joined. It just doesn't work with a constantly compressing timeline "So for about a month and a half I was a teen titan. then I moved to the Outsiders for about 3 weeks. JLA another 3 weeks after that."

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    plus you have the Wolfman/Perez titans that have actually aged while everyone else has stayed the same

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh man.

    That whole Fifth World thing. That actually sounds pretty fucking cool.

    Shame it got canned.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wait, fifth world?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, the New Gods are from the Fourth World.


    The New New Gods would be from the Fifth World.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It makes sense when you think about it.

    The Epilogue to New Gods reads
    There came a time when the old gods died! The Brave died with the cunning! The noble perished, locked in battle with the unleashed evil! It was the last day for them! An ancient Era was passing in Fiery Holocaust.

    This is just Morrison's next progression. The time of the Fourth World is up, and like the Gods before them, they must die so that new ones can succeed them. Who better to succeed the new gods than the veritable gods of the DCU? It certainly would've made a Crisis mean something for the first time in a while.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rans wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    I think it'd be really neat if they replaced most of the "big" heroes with their sidekicks and starting making everyone age semi-realistically

    i would kill for this, i think

    just make some arbitrary rule that is actually followed of 3 of our years = 1 year DCU time

    age everyone accordingly

    sidekicks take over for mentors and real change and interesting stories occur

    keep the Classifieds/Confidentials for telling stories back when whoever was young but actually put good ideas and creative teams behind them

    i mean, look at the list of teams some of these people have joined. It just doesn't work with a constantly compressing timeline "So for about a month and a half I was a teen titan. then I moved to the Outsiders for about 3 weeks. JLA another 3 weeks after that."

    I really want to see at least one DCU ongoing with that idea. That would be so neat.

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  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hal was better with gray hair. Now he's just creepy and lecherous. And despite the fact that Ollie was de-aged during his resurrection, he's always commenting on what an "old fart" he is. So, at least for Ollie, the idea of a middle-aged/slightly over-the-hill superhero is working.

    Rans on
  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    It makes sense when you think about it.

    The Epilogue to New Gods reads
    There came a time when the old gods died! The Brave died with the cunning! The noble perished, locked in battle with the unleashed evil! It was the last day for them! An ancient Era was passing in Fiery Holocaust.

    This is just Morrison's next progression. The time of the Fourth World is up, and like the Gods before them, they must die so that new ones can succeed them. Who better to succeed the new gods than the veritable gods of the DCU? It certainly would've made a Crisis mean something for the first time in a while.

    I think you just broke my mind.

    That's a really beautiful concept. Although I have no idea how the DCU could exist after the fact, and it seems like it would mean throwing away the new Gods forever and ever.

    It is ever so Morrison though. Characters ascending to become the archetypes the embody, and the crazy Mezo-American conception of succeeding worlds.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    God it sounds awesome.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If only they were still doing Elseworlds. :(

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fuck that, I would fucking love if they did that with the mainstream DCU.

    It just seems so right.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I can now tell you that the new Batman will be designed by Alex Ross and will see Jason Todd under the cowl.

    Poor Dick Grayson. Don't you hate it when someone junior to you is promoted above your head?

    This is all part of a cross-continuity, longform story by Grant Morrison and in terms of structure bears similarity to his “New X-Men,” but on a far wider scale. It sounds rather good.
    That....does not sound quite right at all.

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  • devoirdevoir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    D:

    What?

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