Emergency [Mass Effect] Induction Port -=- SPOILER ALL ME3 PLOT DISCUSSION

Orca

Earth is burning. Striking from beyond known space, a race of terrifying machines have begun their destruction of the human race. As Commander Shepard, an Alliance Marine, your only hope for saving mankind is to rally the civilizations of the galaxy and launch one final mission to take back the Earth. Available March 6, 2012 on PC, Xbox 360, and Playstation 3.

Let's talk about Mass Effect, quite possibly one of the most important science fiction universes of our generation. Especially when it comes to sex with aliens.

Here to talk about the ending? You should SPOILER THAT SHIT. And then read these two posts. You may then proceed to politely discuss the ending.

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/156984/awesome-mass-effect-3-there-goes-the-neighborhood-by-jacobkosh
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/157121/awesome-mass-effect-3-welcome-to-our-thread-here-are-your-compli-by-orikaeshigitae

Then you can read about the true ending here:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/157142/awesome-mass-effect-spoilers-everywhere-no-seriously-all-me3-stu-by-shadowhope

Or see it here:

Seriously, do not watch this video until you have finished the game, and are a manly man or a manly woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAmVVAjZZeM&feature=player_embedded

You should enlist!



We have cool hair.



And good music: http://scrubclubrecords.com/free-music-albums/kabuto-the-python-and-b-c-the-n7-ep/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG2mdZ23eP8&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4II7wSSXp0&feature=player_embedded

Moriveth has started a Let's Play: http://www.flyingstove.com/LP/MassEffect/01/MassEffect01.html

Why don't you sign up and play some ME3 coop with us? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Arc8vf7LF-cLdF9LYUZYcjB0OEd0bmpwVjBlMkl6ZkE#gid=0
Only add yourself, or RME will disembowel you with a spork.

So your friend is a Vanguard. What do you do?

How to play nice with turrets: they just want to be your friend.

Kai Leng is officially the baddest of badasses, and here's why:

DIIIIEEEEETZZZZZZ

Videos:

The multiplayer looks something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u560s3QAls&feature=player_embedded

And Femshep is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pShKKOV_gA&feature=player_embedded

And a fan has made one of the more epic Mass Effect 3 trailers I've seen by splicing together footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWjPRsYZlFw

Want to transfer your saves between your xbox and PC? We got you covered

Don't want to replay the game to prep for ME3? No problem. Mass Effect Saves to the rescue.

Having problems registering Mass Effect or Pinnacle Station on Origin? I've got your back:

enter your info here: https://activate.ea.com/gameactivation.do

then create or link an existing EA classic account. Origin should figure out what's up without you doing anything more at that point. If not, simply restart Origin and you should be set.

Orca

This is about as long a time as I've seen between Mass Effect threads :O

Yukira

Psst:
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/157170/cerberus-appreciation-station-with-a-dash-of-republic-commando/p1

chiasaur11

We have one.

It's called the Cerberus Appreciation Station.

Easy to miss, though.

Orca

Well poop then. someone lock this thread plix. Someone get the [Mass Effect] in there, 'cuz that's how I scan for the thread.