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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    The appeal is that you get to transcend the boundaries of human mobility, if only for a time

    Human flight is real and he is American

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    her: someone just called me organized. that's crazy!
    me: no, you are organized, just kinda chaotically. you're like a mandelbrot set.
    her: that might be the best compliment I've ever gotten

    AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    @Thanatos, do you no longer have a Steam name? Or did you never have one in the first place. I so confused!
    @DoctorArch It is Thanatos7777777. I have had one for quite some time.

    WHY YOU NOT MY FRIEND?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor, serious questions:

    Why is Tribes: Ascend good and why should I give a shit?

    (I'm actually interested. I just want to know what the appeal is.)

    Because it is fast. I don't mean twitchy, I mean fast. It is one of the few fast FPS games made in years. It is a joy to play, it is challenging, it is deep. There is more to movement in tribes than there are to some entire games. The game rewards individual skill and teamwork, there are a variety of useful and diverse roles you can play. It's capture the flag, it's tense and dramatic.

    It's free.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    "Hey, what's new about your new version?"

    "It supports cloud hosting."

    "Oh, um, okay. What are the new features?"

    "Well, it's cloud-based..."

    Fuck you, shitty software company.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Spectre: That can't be real.

    1) Why would somebody put that on YouTube? "I'm going to embarrass my wife in front of the entire Internet! 15 minutes of fame is worth sleeping on the couch for 10 years!"

    2) Dude, put down the camera and drive.

    Dude is seriously a dick.

    I could not watch it

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    @Thanatos, do you no longer have a Steam name? Or did you never have one in the first place. I so confused!
    @DoctorArch It is Thanatos7777777. I have had one for quite some time.
    WHY YOU NOT MY FRIEND?
    I do not add people to Steam; people add me to Steam.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    feral needs to make a site called mylifeisdilbert

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    i was never into the Tribes series and I feel like Tribes Ascend is super-awesome if you are a fan of that series but for everyone else it's no thanks

    kinda like Halo Reach

    am i wrong/right?

    are there people here who like Tribes Ascend who were not pre-existing Tribes fans?

    You are wrong, in my experience. I have 5 friends who I play tribes ascend with, they all love the game and none of them had ever played a tribes game before. They are fps fans in general though.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Just as a heads up, it looks like TED has put a bunch of it's talks on Instant Watch.

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Ugh, I know I've been too busy when Mantown is a mess.

    But at least the clothes in the huge pile on the floor are clean.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Ahahahahahahah!

    The Broncos picked up Manning! Goodbye, Tim Tebow! Go be a shitcock on some other team!

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ahahahahahahah!

    The Broncos picked up Manning! Goodbye, Tim Tebow! Go be a shitcock on some other team!

    GLEE!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I fucking knew those motherfuckers were dating.

    Sometimes I really, really hate my own intuitiveness. I know that sounds like stealth bragging, but I'm serious - it's a curse.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    damn that tebow, winning games

    well they should be better this year. though I'll laugh if manning can't get them where tebow did.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Last seven days sucked. Had to put my cat down, unknowingly made a joke that made me feel like a total asshole due to information I lacked about a friend and had a temporary crown put on today.

    Next seven days better kick ass to make up for it.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    So I just watched that video of a girl who can't tell how long it'll take to drive 80 miles @ 80 miles per hour.

    tumblr_lwcjudYo9H1r2hf2go1_500.gif

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    They'll have to change a ton of the personnel to better suit Manning though, specifically get a smarter center + better route runners both slot and wide + perhaps even a different running back

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Last seven days sucked. Had to put my cat down, unknowingly made a joke that made me feel like a total asshole due to information I lacked about a friend and had a temporary crown put on today.

    Next seven days better kick ass to make up for it.

    *hugs*

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Last seven days sucked. Had to put my cat down, unknowingly made a joke that made me feel like a total asshole due to information I lacked about a friend and had a temporary crown put on today.

    Next seven days better kick ass to make up for it.

    :( It totally will!

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Ahahahahahahah!

    The Broncos picked up Manning! Goodbye, Tim Tebow! Go be a shitcock on some other team!

    enhanced-buzz-8663-1332181460-43.jpg

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    So I just watched that video of a girl who can't tell how long it'll take to drive 80 miles @ 80 miles per hour.

    tumblr_lwcjudYo9H1r2hf2go1_500.gif

    Link me.

    I assume she has big tits or you wouldn't have watched it.

    And sorry, sorry, I know I'm being a bad feminist right now.

    But...tits!

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    why is tebow covered in gore

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    damn that tebow, winning games

    well they should be better this year. though I'll laugh if manning can't get them where tebow did.
    I hope some other team picks him up at a deep discount, and that he ends up doing super-shitty, and that Manning outperforms him in every way.

    Just so that I can post a Tim Tebow "where is your god now" image.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    why is tebow covered in gore

    Don't worry, it's not his.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is more to movement in tribes than there are to some entire games.

    Can you elaborate on this?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    tim tebow has always struck me as an obnoxiously religious doucbag. i have nothing firm upon which to base this but it's always the vibe i get from photos and short interviews.

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    he really should have gone to the niners

    but i'm happy he didn't

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim tebow has always struck me as an obnoxiously religious doucbag. i have nothing firm upon which to base this but it's always the vibe i get from photos and short interviews.
    He did an ad for Focus on the Family.

    So your gut instinct is 100% correct.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    Nah, her nose is too big.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim tebow has always struck me as an obnoxiously religious doucbag. i have nothing firm upon which to base this but it's always the vibe i get from photos and short interviews.
    He did an ad for Focus on the Family.

    So your gut instinct is 100% correct.

    Well if history is any guide, he'll be caught in the middle of some sort of non-christian sex act soon enough.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »

    Looking at them right now. These words are being rendered in them. Yeah, it's p nice.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tim tebow has always struck me as an obnoxiously religious doucbag. i have nothing firm upon which to base this but it's always the vibe i get from photos and short interviews.
    He did an ad for Focus on the Family.

    So your gut instinct is 100% correct.
    Well if history is any guide, he'll be caught in the middle of some sort of non-christian sex act soon enough.
    Hopefully, with a 17-year-old guy in a state other than Colorado.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Nurse, Veteran, Army Mom, Ficus, Space Dad, Survivor Contestant God Bless This Mess Registered User regular
    Tebow is a homo, just give it time.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »

    Nah, her nose is too big.

    It is kinda big, huh. I didn't even notice. I just kinda closed the window after she started talking about how fast she can run a mile.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    he really should have gone to the niners

    but i'm happy he didn't

    yeah I'm shocked honestly

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is more to movement in tribes than there are to some entire games.

    Can you elaborate on this?

    When you hold down spacebar in Tribes you basically turn off friction for your feet. You'll gain speed going downhill, but lose speed going up. Also you have a jetpack that lets you fly but has limited energy. Further you can rocket/grenade jump to trade life for speed. Trying to go as fast as possible from point A to point B is practically a game to itself, and all this is happening in the context of a class based, team versus team ctf fps.

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