[Cards Against Humanity] The Original and the Best! Now with Extra Graphics!

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Well that's weird! On the main page it says this thread has three pages, but when I click it only has two

  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    You made it three.

    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    The Card Czar has declared my secret power to be dick fingers, which was submitted by that corpulent ne'er-do-well Lucedes. She gains an awesome point, and perhaps many are wishing that I'd just skipped her entirely.

    But that's neither here nor there, and it is time for the fourth round! The title of Card Czar transfers to blahmcblah, and in order to help out with my, uh, lacking dating ability, I need everyone to tell me what the best option is here:

    A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.

    simonwolf on
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    There were two submissions I could have put here. I put the one that was perhaps less awesome, but more fitting. Time will tell if it was a mistake to save my more awesome card.

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    I also have a few great cards for this, but this time I swear I have put in the winner.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Looking at your submissions, I will attest that they are among the least terrible.

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    also, she/her/hers.

    also, i'm trying to lose weight!

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Like a puppy, your gender has been fixed.

  • LaemkralLaemkral Captain Punch King Chester, VARegistered User regular
    I just want to say this is absolutely awesome, and in lieu of me being able to play IRL (I have the boxed set and am thinking of getting the expansion) will be stalking this thread from now on until there is a game 2!

    Avatar courtesy of MKR, and the strip I appeared in.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Such enthusiasm for such an awful game!

    Without further elaboration on my part, however, I do declare the next stage of...

    ROUND FOUR

    A romantic, candlelit dinner...

    • Would be incomplete without eating the last known bison.
    • Would be incomplete without police brutality.
    • Would be incomplete without dead babies.
    • Would be incomplete without the placenta.
    • Would be incomplete without sexy pillow fights.
    • Would be incomplete without my collection of high-tech sex toys.
    • Would be incomplete without pixelated bukkake.
    • Would be incomplete without the Chinese gymnastics team.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Card Czar @blahmcblah, delcare your champion, and help me have a hot date for once in my life.

  • LaemkralLaemkral Captain Punch King Chester, VARegistered User regular
    Dead babies!! You CAN'T spell romantic without dead babies!

    Avatar courtesy of MKR, and the strip I appeared in.
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    ironic that dead babies AND the placenta show up at the same time.

    edit: and eating the last known bison is quite probably the most appropriate answer.

    tzeentchling on
  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Yeah, but the bison plays it pretty straight, and I haven't gotten anywhere playing it straight. So I think I'll draw from personal experience and say that...

    A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without police brutality

    Ok, so it wasn't as much brutality as it was just assholery, but close enough.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Man no one appreciates cold placenta sandwiches the next morning :(

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Aw! But sexy pillow fights!

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    I figured if you were having trouble getting some, slaughtering an endangered species would be a sure fire way to show that you care.

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    I may have played that one to straight. I can see you guys are more into the absurd...

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    The Card Czar declares police brutality to be the best means of securing me some second base action, and I take notes dutifully, remembering to give @Telnaior a call if I ever need further advice.

    But with that said and done, the Card Czar mantle passes over to Capfalcon, who is left to adjudicate the correct answer to the following:

    During sex, I like to think about __________.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    SUBMIT YOUR CARDS, PUNY HUMANS! I DEMAND TRIBUTE!

  • TelnaiorTelnaior Registered User regular
    yay~

  • CerberusCerberus Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    simonwolf wrote: »
    During sex, I like to think about __________.


    Oh, the options available... this game is ace...

    Cerberus on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Man, now there's another jerk running this game? With twice as many people? And better graphics?!

    That's it, looks like I'm gonna have to show this mother how shit is done.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    This game does run... slowish.

  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Man, now there's another jerk running this game? With twice as many people? And better graphics?!

    That's it, looks like I'm gonna have to show this mother how shit is done.

    I'm the 3DFX to your.. something earlier.

    But really, there were so many people wanting a second game, it just made sense.

    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    15 people makes it seem like it would tough to score (thats what she said)

    You should do 1st 2nd 3rd with a weighted point system (3,2,1 respectivly)

  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    15 people makes it seem like it would tough to score (thats what she said)

    You should do 1st 2nd 3rd with a weighted point system (3,2,1 respectivly)

    It's 17. And stop giving away my bonus rounds!

    XBL : Figment3 · SteamID : Figment
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Do... do you not like me as card Czar?

    Was it something I said? :(

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    No, it is just the weekend and I decided to spend most of it in bed. Update coming in the next hour or two!

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    with your host, Puppet Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

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    Yes, hello friends, it is time once again to announce the nominees for best entry in the fifth round of a contest on the internet that holds absolutely no meaning or consequence whatsoever, and will soon be forgotten to the waves of time and history, washed away like so many unrealised dreams, like the sand in a broken hourglass. Much like the Republican nominee battle!

    Is this thing on? Testing, one two.

    Never since I came to America from my native Kenya have I seen such a sorry looking bunch of nominees. Nor have I seen such a dreadful premise. But the people want what they want, and I am merely here to serve as the adjudicator on this postphoned abortion.

    The entries are...
    • During sex, I like to think about being a motherfucking sorceror.
    • During sex, I like to think about vehicular manslaughter.
    • During sex, I like to think about when you fart and a little bit comes out.
    • During sex, I like to think about AIDS.
    • During sex, I like to think about children on leashes.
    • During sex, I like to think about Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
    • During sex, I like to think about BATMAN!!!
    • During sex, I like to think about The Trail of Tears.

    Card Czar @Capfalcon, it is your duty to name the winner. Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Oh man. This is a hard round.

  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    The only correct answer is Batman.

  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    I am also watching this game. And there are some really good choices. Also some really disturbing ones. I love it.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    I don't know about you, but when I have trouble getting it up, just thinking about BATMAN!!! does it for me.

  • TelnaiorTelnaior Registered User regular
    How could you, that was easily the worst one <_<

  • CerberusCerberus Registered User regular
    Man... a batman card! That was always going to win, almost regardless...

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    *puts on her robe and wizard hat*

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    My personal favourite was "vehicular manslaughter", due to the potential Crash reference to be made there.

    But, these things happen, and tzeentchling wins the grand prize of one (1) completely non-refundable Awesome Point!

    While he (or she, my gender assumptions are going crazy over here) gloats over his victory, the mantle of Card Czar switches over to Lucedes, who will adjudicate over the following riddle:

    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.

    Remember to send in two cards, in order, for this one.

    Topped-up hands going out shortly.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    he, you're right, i'm a dude.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    also, yay awesome point is awesome!

    edit: also, my cards for this round were terrible. not terrible in the sense of horrible person either, just cards that would make no sense, thematically or grammatically.

    tzeentchling on
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