simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
The Card Czar has declared my secret power to be dick fingers, which was submitted by that corpulent ne'er-do-well Lucedes. She gains an awesome point, and perhaps many are wishing that I'd just skipped her entirely.
But that's neither here nor there, and it is time for the fourth round! The title of Card Czar transfers to blahmcblah, and in order to help out with my, uh, lacking dating ability, I need everyone to tell me what the best option is here:
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
There were two submissions I could have put here. I put the one that was perhaps less awesome, but more fitting. Time will tell if it was a mistake to save my more awesome card.
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
I also have a few great cards for this, but this time I swear I have put in the winner.
I just want to say this is absolutely awesome, and in lieu of me being able to play IRL (I have the boxed set and am thinking of getting the expansion) will be stalking this thread from now on until there is a game 2!
tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
ironic that dead babies AND the placenta show up at the same time.
edit: and eating the last known bison is quite probably the most appropriate answer.
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
Yeah, but the bison plays it pretty straight, and I haven't gotten anywhere playing it straight. So I think I'll draw from personal experience and say that...
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without police brutality
Ok, so it wasn't as much brutality as it was just assholery, but close enough.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
The Card Czar declares police brutality to be the best means of securing me some second base action, and I take notes dutifully, remembering to give @Telnaior a call if I ever need further advice.
But with that said and done, the Card Czar mantle passes over to Capfalcon, who is left to adjudicate the correct answer to the following:
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
No, it is just the weekend and I decided to spend most of it in bed. Update coming in the next hour or two!
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
with your host, Puppet Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
Yes, hello friends, it is time once again to announce the nominees for best entry in the fifth round of a contest on the internet that holds absolutely no meaning or consequence whatsoever, and will soon be forgotten to the waves of time and history, washed away like so many unrealised dreams, like the sand in a broken hourglass. Much like the Republican nominee battle!
Is this thing on? Testing, one two.
Never since I came to America from my native Kenya have I seen such a sorry looking bunch of nominees. Nor have I seen such a dreadful premise. But the people want what they want, and I am merely here to serve as the adjudicator on this postphoned abortion.
The entries are...
During sex, I like to think about being a motherfucking sorceror.
During sex, I like to think about vehicular manslaughter.
During sex, I like to think about when you fart and a little bit comes out.
During sex, I like to think about AIDS.
During sex, I like to think about children on leashes.
During sex, I like to think about Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
During sex, I like to think about BATMAN!!!
During sex, I like to think about The Trail of Tears.
Card Czar @Capfalcon, it is your duty to name the winner. Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
Oh man. This is a hard round.
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
My personal favourite was "vehicular manslaughter", due to the potential Crash reference to be made there.
But, these things happen, and tzeentchling wins the grand prize of one (1) completely non-refundable Awesome Point!
While he (or she, my gender assumptions are going crazy over here) gloats over his victory, the mantle of Card Czar switches over to Lucedes, who will adjudicate over the following riddle:
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
Remember to send in two cards, in order, for this one.
Topped-up hands going out shortly.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
he, you're right, i'm a dude.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
also, yay awesome point is awesome!
edit: also, my cards for this round were terrible. not terrible in the sense of horrible person either, just cards that would make no sense, thematically or grammatically.
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But that's neither here nor there, and it is time for the fourth round! The title of Card Czar transfers to blahmcblah, and in order to help out with my, uh, lacking dating ability, I need everyone to tell me what the best option is here:
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
also, i'm trying to lose weight!
Without further elaboration on my part, however, I do declare the next stage of...
ROUND FOUR
A romantic, candlelit dinner...
edit: and eating the last known bison is quite probably the most appropriate answer.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without police brutality
Ok, so it wasn't as much brutality as it was just assholery, but close enough.
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Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
But with that said and done, the Card Czar mantle passes over to Capfalcon, who is left to adjudicate the correct answer to the following:
During sex, I like to think about __________.
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Oh, the options available... this game is ace...
That's it, looks like I'm gonna have to show this mother how shit is done.
I'm the 3DFX to your.. something earlier.
But really, there were so many people wanting a second game, it just made sense.
You should do 1st 2nd 3rd with a weighted point system (3,2,1 respectivly)
It's 17. And stop giving away my bonus rounds!
Was it something I said?
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with your host, Puppet Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
Yes, hello friends, it is time once again to announce the nominees for best entry in the fifth round of a contest on the internet that holds absolutely no meaning or consequence whatsoever, and will soon be forgotten to the waves of time and history, washed away like so many unrealised dreams, like the sand in a broken hourglass. Much like the Republican nominee battle!
Is this thing on? Testing, one two.
Never since I came to America from my native Kenya have I seen such a sorry looking bunch of nominees. Nor have I seen such a dreadful premise. But the people want what they want, and I am merely here to serve as the adjudicator on this postphoned abortion.
The entries are...
Card Czar @Capfalcon, it is your duty to name the winner. Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
Zithra Melitch in Star Wars: An Empire's End
Jellica in In the Shadow of Zeus
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But, these things happen, and tzeentchling wins the grand prize of one (1) completely non-refundable Awesome Point!
While he (or she, my gender assumptions are going crazy over here) gloats over his victory, the mantle of Card Czar switches over to Lucedes, who will adjudicate over the following riddle:
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
Remember to send in two cards, in order, for this one.
Topped-up hands going out shortly.
edit: also, my cards for this round were terrible. not terrible in the sense of horrible person either, just cards that would make no sense, thematically or grammatically.