[Cards Against Humanity] The Original and the Best! Now with Extra Graphics!

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    This promises to be the weakest, and therefore best, of all possible rounds.

  • TelnaiorTelnaior Registered User regular
    If I win this one I am going to laugh.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I just want you all to know that I am incredibly disappointed with each and every one of you for this round's entries.

    ROUND SIX
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is hormone injections stuffed with passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is party poopers stuffed with vigilante justice.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is explosions stuffed with attitude.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is the Pope stuffed with the gays.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is the token minority stuffed with classist undertones.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is a can of whoop-ass stuffed with raptor attacks.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is racism stuffed with Auschwitz.
    • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is global warming stuffed with testicular torsion.

    Card Czarina @Lucedes, if you wish, I will cancel this game right now, as testament to the poor offering these plebes have presented to you. But you can choose your champion, if you wish to show some kind of pity on the wretched mob.

  • l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    This round still going? If so

    Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is all you can eat shrimp for 4.99 stuff with The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    What, who are you, get outta here

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    this round was awful, dang.

    EDIT: on further inspection, the spirit and intent of these entries becomes clearer.

    the victor will be a can of whoop-ass stuffed with raptor attacks, for its ease of reading and its relevance to Putin's ass-kicking tendencies.
    "the token minority" was good, but stuffed too interestingly, and while "explosions" came close, it was stuffed not interestingly enough.

    Lucedes on
  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    Of course the round I think I'm submitting throw-away cards is the round I win. :rotate:

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    There's a lesson, here, but I'm not sure what it is. Cayrus is the Czarina's champion, and gains one Awesome Point.

    Cayrus is also awarded the title of Card Czar, and must promise to only use their godlike new powers to adjudicate over the following query:

    What's there a ton of in heaven?

    A question for the ages.

    New hands going out now!

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Dammit, should totally have saved "The pope" for this one.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Silence, eh? Let's see how silent you are after...

    ROUND SEVEN

    What's there a ton of in heaven?
    • Praying the gay away.
    • Stranger danger.
    • Dry heaving.
    • Friends with benefits.
    • Ghosts.
    • Prancing.
    • Half-assed foreplay.
    • American Gladiators.


    Card Czar @Cayrus, do your worst.

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    All but two of those answers seem awesomely appropriate. Nice change from last round :D

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    I don't know why, but ghosts seems unexpectedly hilarious. There seems to be so many good ones, but I can't help but laugh at that one.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    American Gladiators is clearly the best answer.

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    It's funny I find all but two answers funny, and you two just named them both :P

  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    American Gladiators and Prancing both made me laugh.

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    El Skid wrote: »
    It's funny I find all but two answers funny, and you two just named them both :P

    I guess that just means your taste is bad, and you should feel bad.

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Silence, eh? Let's see how silent you are after...

    ROUND SEVEN

    What's there a ton of in heaven?
    • Praying the gay away.
    • Stranger danger.
    • Dry heaving.
    • Friends with benefits.
    • Ghosts.
    • Prancing.
    • Half-assed foreplay.
    • American Gladiators.


    Card Czar @Cayrus, do your worst.

    After doing about two minutes of googling, I don't think that many of the American Gladiators are dead, so I am going to go with the only one that really made me chuckle: Ghosts.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Hooray, playing it straight finally pays off!

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Aw! But prancing!

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Well somebody liked mine for once.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    these are the worst card czars

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    You heard it right, folks, blahmcblah has won this round, securing his first Awesome Point.

    This next round shall see the lovely Mim rise to the title of Card Czarina, and she shall judge the correct answer to the following extraordinarily wordy blank-to-be-filled:

    In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.

    New hands going out shortly.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Ive got no chance.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Hey, puppet Barrack Obama/host, what's the current score?

    Also, it's lovely that this round I can play it completely straight, and yet also horrible.

    tzeentchling on
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    Smegma

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Awww yiss, bow down before meee (this round).

  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Awww yiss, bow down before meee (this round).

    pick my submission~

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Awww yiss, bow down before meee (this round).

    pick my submission~

    It's gotta be good. I am a hard woman to please.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Smegma

    Get out of this thread

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Hey, puppet Barrack Obama/host, what's the current score?

    Also, it's lovely that this round I can play it completely straight, and yet also horrible.

    Well let's see here, once I tally in the bonus rounds, the gambling system, the butternut squash flux...

    Okay, the current score is you're on either one point or no points

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Its like golf right? The less points the better?

    Bedlam on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Precisely like that, only the exact opposite

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Just curious if anyone had two yet!

  • TelnaiorTelnaior Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Lucedes wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Awww yiss, bow down before meee (this round).

    pick my submission~

    It's gotta be good. I am a hard woman to please.

    Oh excellent, so I'm winning this round then?

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Could this be the moment where someone finally breaks into the two point lead? Let's see what we've got!

    ROUND EIGHT

    In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened...
    • An interactive exhibit on wiping her butt.
    • An interactive exhibit on road head.
    • An interactive exhibit on cybernetic enhancements.
    • An interactive exhibit on Britney Spears at 55.
    • An interactive exhibit on raping and pillaging.
    • An interactive exhibit on the Hamburglar.
    • An interactive exhibit on queefing.
    • An interactive exhibit on dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.

    Card Czarina @Mim, the wisest, most charming and capable of all the judges we have seen in this slapdash contest, who do you deem to be just barely worthy of your esteem?

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Just curious if anyone had two yet!
    Theres no such things as 2!

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Oh gosh this is hard!

    I'm stuck between road head and queefing (I never thought I'd say that).

    I say queefing

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    The lovely Card Czarina chooses queefing as the next exhibit, and thereby secures blahmcblah two wins in a row! This also pushes him to the top of the leaderboard at 2 Awesome Points.

    Is this the beginnings of a dominant position for this player? Can anyone catch up with this indomitable lead?

    We'll see who can rise to this challenge, after the following movie pitch is submitted:

    In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.

    The new Card Czar is the pointless wonder, I needed a name to post.

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    So close!
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh gosh this is hard!

    That's what she said.

    Cayrus on
    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    What? How could you not have gone with raping and pillaging? I am disappointed.

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