simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I just want you all to know that I am incredibly disappointed with each and every one of you for this round's entries.
ROUND SIX
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is hormone injections stuffed with passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is party poopers stuffed with vigilante justice.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is explosions stuffed with attitude.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is the Pope stuffed with the gays.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is the token minority stuffed with classist undertones.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is a can of whoop-ass stuffed with raptor attacks.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is racism stuffed with Auschwitz.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is global warming stuffed with testicular torsion.
Card Czarina @Lucedes, if you wish, I will cancel this game right now, as testament to the poor offering these plebes have presented to you. But you can choose your champion, if you wish to show some kind of pity on the wretched mob.
EDIT: on further inspection, the spirit and intent of these entries becomes clearer.
the victor will be a can of whoop-ass stuffed with raptor attacks, for its ease of reading and its relevance to Putin's ass-kicking tendencies.
"the token minority" was good, but stuffed too interestingly, and while "explosions" came close, it was stuffed not interestingly enough.
Lucedes on
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
Of course the round I think I'm submitting throw-away cards is the round I win. :rotate:
After doing about two minutes of googling, I don't think that many of the American Gladiators are dead, so I am going to go with the only one that really made me chuckle: Ghosts.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
You heard it right, folks, blahmcblah has won this round, securing his first Awesome Point.
This next round shall see the lovely Mim rise to the title of Card Czarina, and she shall judge the correct answer to the following extraordinarily wordy blank-to-be-filled:
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Could this be the moment where someone finally breaks into the two point lead? Let's see what we've got!
ROUND EIGHT
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened...
An interactive exhibit on wiping her butt.
An interactive exhibit on road head.
An interactive exhibit on cybernetic enhancements.
An interactive exhibit on Britney Spears at 55.
An interactive exhibit on raping and pillaging.
An interactive exhibit on the Hamburglar.
An interactive exhibit on queefing.
An interactive exhibit on dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
Card Czarina @Mim, the wisest, most charming and capable of all the judges we have seen in this slapdash contest, who do you deem to be just barely worthy of your esteem?
I'm stuck between road head and queefing (I never thought I'd say that).
I say queefing
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
The lovely Card Czarina chooses queefing as the next exhibit, and thereby secures blahmcblah two wins in a row! This also pushes him to the top of the leaderboard at 2 Awesome Points.
Is this the beginnings of a dominant position for this player? Can anyone catch up with this indomitable lead?
We'll see who can rise to this challenge, after the following movie pitch is submitted:
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
The new Card Czar is the pointless wonder, I needed a name to post.
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
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ROUND SIX
Card Czarina @Lucedes, if you wish, I will cancel this game right now, as testament to the poor offering these plebes have presented to you. But you can choose your champion, if you wish to show some kind of pity on the wretched mob.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favourite dish is all you can eat shrimp for 4.99 stuff with The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge
EDIT: on further inspection, the spirit and intent of these entries becomes clearer.
the victor will be a can of whoop-ass stuffed with raptor attacks, for its ease of reading and its relevance to Putin's ass-kicking tendencies.
"the token minority" was good, but stuffed too interestingly, and while "explosions" came close, it was stuffed not interestingly enough.
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
Cayrus is also awarded the title of Card Czar, and must promise to only use their godlike new powers to adjudicate over the following query:
What's there a ton of in heaven?
A question for the ages.
New hands going out now!
ROUND SEVEN
What's there a ton of in heaven?
Card Czar @Cayrus, do your worst.
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I guess that just means your taste is bad, and you should feel bad.
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After doing about two minutes of googling, I don't think that many of the American Gladiators are dead, so I am going to go with the only one that really made me chuckle: Ghosts.
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
This next round shall see the lovely Mim rise to the title of Card Czarina, and she shall judge the correct answer to the following extraordinarily wordy blank-to-be-filled:
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
New hands going out shortly.
Also, it's lovely that this round I can play it completely straight, and yet also horrible.
pick my submission~
It's gotta be good. I am a hard woman to please.
Get out of this thread
Well let's see here, once I tally in the bonus rounds, the gambling system, the butternut squash flux...
Okay, the current score is you're on either one point or no points
Oh excellent, so I'm winning this round then?
ROUND EIGHT
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened...
Card Czarina @Mim, the wisest, most charming and capable of all the judges we have seen in this slapdash contest, who do you deem to be just barely worthy of your esteem?
I'm stuck between road head and queefing (I never thought I'd say that).
I say queefing
Is this the beginnings of a dominant position for this player? Can anyone catch up with this indomitable lead?
We'll see who can rise to this challenge, after the following movie pitch is submitted:
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
The new Card Czar is the pointless wonder, I needed a name to post.
That's what she said.
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase