Personally, I think an interactive exhibit on "dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up" could work perfectly and be lots of fun. Too on the nose to win a point, though.
blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
Agreed. Raping and Pillaging would definitely attract a crowd as well. But I went with queefing because, among the cards in my hand, it sounded like the most fun you could have with an interactive exhibit. :P
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
Come on, people! I want to know what M. Night Shamalamadingdong's next movie is going to be about!
Alright let's see here. Let's see. So first up, my genitals are actually Mohammed. Now I'm going to presume that this refers specifically to my genitals, and being rather familiar with them I can say with confidence that no one would believe that they are Mohammed with the exception that they are probably equally unshaven. Scrubbing under the folds had really been soiling oneself, eh, that depends on what you're scrubbing with which in turn would make what you're scrubbing with the actual twist, so that one's disqualified. Gandhi had really been Hulk Hogan, yeah I can see that. That's a good twist. The Force had really been a death ray, well...In a sense it kind of already is, isn't it? I mean you can focus it into incredible kinetic force, which maybe isn't a lazer beam that makes someone's heart stop working but it's pretty death-ray-y. DISQUALIFIED. Now I happen to know Bill Nye the Science Guy quite well, and let me tell you, him not reciprocating oral sex would be TRULY shocking. Very potent twist. The Milk Man and Michael Jackson...you know what? I am disqualifying that one on the basis of I think Michael Jackson jokes are dumb. Robocop would never take candy from a baby, that is not in his programming, you do not know fucking shit about Robocop. And the Virginia Tech Massacre being suppuku is not a twist. I don't think it's terribly out there to say that shooting a bunch of people when you are not some sort of tyrannical dictator in another country is typically a suicide sentence.
So that leaves us with Gandhi/Hulk Hogan and Bill Nye/Oral sex. I think it's important to remember now that it is Bruce Willis who is learning this. In order for it to be an effective twist, we have to consider what Bruce would find more shocking. Gandhi actually being Hulk Hogan, or Bill Nye's selfish mouth.
I am disqualifying that one on the basis of I think Michael Jackson jokes are dumb
I am crying every tear.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
See, I thought of the VTM->seppuku as a twist based on the idea that the victims themselves were not actually gunned down at random by a crazed gunman, but chose it in advance as a twisted form of ritualized suicide. Not that the guy committing it was the only one trying to commit suicide. Hence it being a horrible concept.
Having submitted BNtSG & oral sex however, I am quite happy with my point.
Also, I won't be able to be on for the next 24 hours, sorry for any inconvenience.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Hey guys! Sorry about going missing, my internet decided that working was no longer part of its prime directive, so I have had to deal with that. Also I've been playing Arkham City a whole lot! But mostly the former.
As you may have guessed, tzeentchling submitted the winning pitch, granting him his second Awesome Point, putting a tie on first place between himself and blahmcblah. Will they continue to dominate the competition? Is this like soccer, where the score is always going to be low? Perhaps we'll find out after our brave contestants come up with a new lyric for...
War! What is it good for?
Your new Card Czar is the quixotic Bedlam.
Fresh hands going out post-haste.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
Apparently, War is good for delays in posting. I am not Card Czar, but I demand posts! And tribute! But mostly posts.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Is it a long weekend over there in Ameristan? I cannot recall.
Regardless, I'll post the round later tonight, no matter who has failed to submit. You know who you are.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Considering this is the second person to have determined to withdraw from the game, I'm not sure! Perhaps we should all just go back to our home planets.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
That would be disappointing.
Edit: If there's someone watching who wants to jump in as a player, they could judge this round. We're not too far in.
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AnialosCollies are love, Collies are life!Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered Userregular
As an impartial bystander my vote would be for:
War! What is it good for? A middle-aged man on roller skates.
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Ditto! I gotta see the ideas!
ROUND NINE
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that...
Card Czar @I needed a name to post., make like a movie producer and pick the next terrible thing for that director's name to be attached to.
dying.
VT Massacre -> seppuku is horrible and should probably win.
So that leaves us with Gandhi/Hulk Hogan and Bill Nye/Oral sex. I think it's important to remember now that it is Bruce Willis who is learning this. In order for it to be an effective twist, we have to consider what Bruce would find more shocking. Gandhi actually being Hulk Hogan, or Bill Nye's selfish mouth.
I'm gonna have to hand it to Bill Nye then.
Having submitted BNtSG & oral sex however, I am quite happy with my point.
Also, I won't be able to be on for the next 24 hours, sorry for any inconvenience.
As you may have guessed, tzeentchling submitted the winning pitch, granting him his second Awesome Point, putting a tie on first place between himself and blahmcblah. Will they continue to dominate the competition? Is this like soccer, where the score is always going to be low? Perhaps we'll find out after our brave contestants come up with a new lyric for...
War! What is it good for?
Your new Card Czar is the quixotic Bedlam.
Fresh hands going out post-haste.
Regardless, I'll post the round later tonight, no matter who has failed to submit. You know who you are.
remember how wacky that was
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ROUND TEN
War! What is it good for?
Card Czar @Bedlam, who has what it takes to save the President
IN FACT, CARD CZAR DETERMINES THIS ENTIRE GAME TO BE UNWORTHY!
CARD CZAR !Withdraws AND THEN RETURNS TO HIS HOME PLANET
Well, what happens now?
Edit: If there's someone watching who wants to jump in as a player, they could judge this round. We're not too far in.
War! What is it good for? A middle-aged man on roller skates.
But it didnt seem fair to vote like that.