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The Garrus Owns Mass Effect Thread

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Also, what exactly does reave do to enemies with energy shields, and when?
    Anyone know this?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Actually, I would love a movie about a guy whose entire job is to assemble teams for a crime kingpin.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I think I like ME2 more

    but this is just below it

    It is probably because I love Dirty Dozen stories so much

    my favorite part of any heist flick is when they put the team together

    I want a movie where all they do is put teams together

    Put a team together that puts the best team together

    never explain what the team is for

    we need it, that's all you need to know

    And then it turns out that the team you put together by putting together the other team

    was put together to take you out

    and then the two teams fight

    WHICH WAS PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG.

    We need to get on this right now

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    ASSEMBLE THE SCRIPTWRITING TEAM

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Turambar wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I think I like ME2 more

    but this is just below it

    It is probably because I love Dirty Dozen stories so much

    my favorite part of any heist flick is when they put the team together

    I want a movie where all they do is put teams together

    Put a team together that puts the best team together

    never explain what the team is for

    we need it, that's all you need to know

    We need someone who is good at computers

    And someone who knows kung fu

    Someone who can cook

    And most importantly, someone with a mustache
    Dude who knows how to cook has a mustache

    you must tell him there is no room for overlap

    he shaves his mustache while crying over a hot stove

    The girl who is just some guy's sister has to grow a mustache in his stead so she can fill a role

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I think I like ME2 more

    but this is just below it

    It is probably because I love Dirty Dozen stories so much

    my favorite part of any heist flick is when they put the team together

    I want a movie where all they do is put teams together

    Put a team together that puts the best team together

    never explain what the team is for

    we need it, that's all you need to know

    And then it turns out that the team you put together by putting together the other team

    was put together to take you out

    and then the two teams fight

    WHICH WAS PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG.

    M. Night Shyamalan presents

    The Team

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Actually, I would love a movie about a guy whose entire job is to assemble teams for a crime kingpin.

    And of course, the first act ends with him being betrayed, so he has to assemble a team to take down his own handpicked teams.

    Unless it's an art film or something about the perils of detachment and such. Which could also be interesting.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Ugh

    Julia Robert's smile is the worst

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    ASSEMBLE THE SCRIPTWRITING TEAM

    "We need Sorkin."

    "Why?"

    "He's the best dialogue man on the planet."

    "But he was blackballed for insulting Julia Roberts' smile!"

    "Then he's got nothing to lose."

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I always wanted to do a play on team building like that

    Have the whole heist laid out in the back room of a classy bar or club. Montage showing all the team members and why they are important. The guy putting it together tells the team leader how important everyone is to this mission and the usual spiel before he asks if he can get this done. Then the leader goes back out to the main room and the whole team is just there drinking beers or something and nochalantly gets them to join.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I always wanted to do a play on team building like that

    Have the whole heist laid out in the back room of a classy bar or club. Montage showing all the team members and why they are important. The guy putting it together tells the team leader how important everyone is to this mission and the usual spiel before he asks if he can get this done. Then the leader goes back out to the main room and the whole team is just there drinking beers or something and nochalantly gets them to join.

    "Hey, you guys busy this weekend?"

    [group mumbles various negatives]

    "You wanna, like... rob a bank, or something?"

    [group mumbles assent]

    "Okay, cool."

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I like tali.
    But she is my dumb hick friend.

    I just want her to stop offering her opinions on stuff.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Does... does that have anything to do with anything?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I always wanted to do a play on team building like that

    Have the whole heist laid out in the back room of a classy bar or club. Montage showing all the team members and why they are important. The guy putting it together tells the team leader how important everyone is to this mission and the usual spiel before he asks if he can get this done. Then the leader goes back out to the main room and the whole team is just there drinking beers or something and nochalantly gets them to join.

    "Hey, you guys busy this weekend?"

    [group mumbles various negatives]

    "You wanna, like... rob a bank, or something?"

    [group mumbles assent]

    "Okay, cool."

    yes exactly this

    only even less chalant

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    bionic charge arm

    yes?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    It is Biotic

    so

    bionic biotic arm charge?

    F-

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I like tali.
    But she is my dumb hick friend.

    I just want her to stop offering her opinions on stuff.
    she got around to losing some of her stupid opinions. she mourns the loss of legion as the loss of a friend, for example

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    i'd be with the woman, sorry mate

    really though the best option is both

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    That comedian

    was Dane Cook

    look what you have done, Grey Ghost

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    SporkacusSporkacus Registered User regular
    Bionic Commando charges like a biotic commando?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    wait, can you outfit a character with no guns at all?

    get that cooldown rate even further down?

    You can in SP. But depending on how you set up your character's weight capacity, you can have certain guns and still be at 200%.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    That comedian

    was Dane Cook

    look what you have done, Grey Ghost

    Oh my god was it

    what have I become


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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    i'd be with the woman, sorry mate

    really though the best option is both

    Well you see Anti, I have had sex with beautiful women in my life, and will probably do so again

    The heist is a rare chance

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    i'd be with the woman, sorry mate

    really though the best option is both

    I think the idea is that if you are a part of a badass heist team, you would get ladies as a result

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Ok wait how can you set up with no guns at all

    Are you running around with your empty hands out in front of you or what

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    i'd be with the woman, sorry mate

    really though the best option is both

    I think the idea is that if you are a part of a badass heist team, you would get ladies as a result

    only if you're a main character

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I would not be a part of a heist because I am not criminal scum

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    It's a heist of ladies.

    We will be heisting them.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    you have to carry at least 1 gun

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Speaking of quarians

    Pre-Rannoch spoilers
    Fuck you Han'Gerrel

    Gonna play this over just so I can punch you in the stomach again

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I would not be a part of a heist because I am not criminal scum

    what if you're stealing from the terrorists

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    There's some comedian who said that if given the choice between having sex with a beautiful woman who is right there and being part of a badass heist team, he'd pick the heist, and he'd bet that plenty of other guys would too

    I think I would probably have to
    i'd be with the woman, sorry mate

    really though the best option is both

    I think the idea is that if you are a part of a badass heist team, you would get ladies as a result

    only if you're a main character

    Sometimes the comic relief or the sidekick gets ladies too. Just to show how successful the team was.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Speaking of quarians

    Pre-Rannoch spoilers
    Fuck you Han'Gerrel

    Gonna play this over just so I can punch you in the stomach again
    That part is made worse for the fact that Tali is the daughter of his late best friend.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I would not be a part of a heist because I am not criminal scum

    what if you're stealing from the terrorists

    what could a terrorist have that I would want?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I would not be a part of a heist because I am not criminal scum

    what if you're stealing from the terrorists

    Yeah, what if it's like

    drug money

    from bad people

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    And then you reinvest that drug money into local bars in the post ops

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    CaedereCaedere S'no regrets BIRDIESRegistered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Actually, I would love a movie about a guy whose entire job is to assemble teams for a crime kingpin.

    And of course, the first act ends with him being betrayed, so he has to assemble a team to take down his own handpicked teams.

    Unless it's an art film or something about the perils of detachment and such. Which could also be interesting.

    Basically, you want a Shadowrun film that stars one of the Fixer character types.

    Take those ideas, add post-cyberpunk, magic, dragons, and there you go. Fucking Shadowrun, and it'd be epic

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Knob wrote: »
    Just finished single player

    This is what everyone's been flipping out about?

    This is what people are boycotting bioware and staging bullshit charity fiascos and threatening Casey Hudson's life over?

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GODDAMN PIECES OF SHIT

    Um so let me get this straight. Boycotts and charity donations in lieu of an online petition are on the same level as death threats (which by the way I'm just hearing about now)?
    Okay.

    um so let me get this straight. where did i imply that they were on the same level?

    i'm saying they're all things that happened, and they're all stupid overreactions to the ending of a videogame

    remove your head from your ass and try again without snapping to the defensive, Captain Videogames

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