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Fat bish didn't know she was up the duff.

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
ORANGE – A 39-year-old woman who didn't know she was pregnant gave birth this week after going to an emergency room with a stomach ache.

April Barnum of Garden Grove gave birth to a full-term, 7-pound, 7-ounce boy by Caesarian section at University of California, Irvine, Medical Center, hospital officials said.

The 420-pound woman said her size kept her and others from realizing she was carrying the baby.

“Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell,” Barnum said Thursday, a day after the birth. “If he kicked, I didn't feel him kicking.”

Dr. Afshan Hameed said her weight likely insulated the tiny movements of the baby.

Doctors saw the baby when they took X-rays of her abdominal area on Monday after she arrived at an emergency room near her home complaining of stomach pains.

She was sent to UCI for prenatal testing, where doctors determined there was a healthy fetus ready to be delivered.

The baby is named after her fiance, Walter Edwards II, 42.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/state/20070302-1115-ca-brf-socal-surprisebaby.html

What a fucking idiot.
Did she not get morning sickness?

"Errrrr, I've had a tummy ache for near 9 months. WTF IS GOING ON?"

Fat womenz shouldn't get pregnant.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The baby should have exploded out of her abdomen ala 'Alien'.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh man, that would have been so good.
    Then she would have ate it.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Worth a thread? "Fill thy purse with money."

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Like, no one noticed any thing related to hormonal changes?

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The sad part is she probably won't live to see that kids tenth birthday if she doesn't lose the some weight.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What I want to know is who boned a 420-pound woman

    Maybe more importantly, how

    It probably isn't the easiest thing in the world to accomplish

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is the third article like this that I've read in the last few months. One was about another fat woman in Idaho who went to the bathroom at Wal-Mart and pooped a baby into the toilet.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    What I want to know is who boned a 420-pound woman

    Maybe more importantly, how

    It probably isn't the easiest thing in the world to accomplish

    ask Walter Edwards

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dammit america anywhere else in the world nobody would sleep with someone that fat

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How the hell did she get pregnant in the first place?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arcibi wrote: »
    What I want to know is who boned a 420-pound woman

    Maybe more importantly, how

    It probably isn't the easiest thing in the world to accomplish

    YES SERIOUSLY WHO FUCKED THAT AND WHY

    NOT SURE I HAVE THE STOMACH FOR "HOW" AT THE MOMENT

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    NINE MONTHS EARLIER!

    Fatty - "aaaah.... hey... did you use a condom?"
    Poor bastard - "Heh... yeah, of course."

    ...

    Sperm Boy - "Yes, I'm the fastest!!!"

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, my mind is boggling as to who would fuck a 420 pound woman.

    My second thought is that it is a cruel God that allows a man that would fuck a mildly retarded obese woman to have super-sperm.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay so I didn't read the whole thing, sorry

    Now I know who but the questions of how and why still boggle the mind

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    walter should've thought about use of folds as a contraceptive

    or maybe he thought he was in a fold

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wait
    Forget the kicking baby, the morning sickness, the munchies, and the extra pudge from a full uterus

    How did she miss not getting her period for 9 months?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm not sure, but I think there are conditions associated with being morbidly obese that would prevent regular periods.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Like the blood of her womanly issues mixing with the blood of the pig she was devouring at the time, causing her to miss the fact that it was occurring

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    everything below the waist has to diagnose and treat itself

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Here is something else I discovered that does not mix with my current world view:
    Hymen piercings.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh God that is just rancid

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    Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    at 420 pounds she probably just puts a tin bucket under her hammock and lets the clots fall where they may

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    She has a floating body suit like Baron Harkonnen.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's just like that episode of Family Guy when Peter visits one of his former flames and she's this huge hillbilly and a baby falls out of her vagina

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Uhh, shit. What does one say about a 420 pound woman not knowing she was pregnent until she gave birth?

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Here is something else I discovered that does not mix with my current world view:
    Hymen piercings.

    You mean hot dickings?

    Or is there actually a piercing you can get in such a pointless place?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Seriously though, guys: Hymen piercings. As in a ring through the non-static lady part.

    I found pictures.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have to see this

    Because I hate myself

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One of the least comforting things about the hymen piercing is that I realized that I had no idea what a hymen looked like. So my first image of a hymen has a steel ring punched through it.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm not sure how'd you even get a ring through one of those...

    Or how long it would last, especially in a chick that'd be willing to get that done.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My friend got his cock pierced. He doesnt believe me when I say I don't want to see it.

    Do you want to see it?

    No.







    Do you want to see it?


    No.







    Do you want to see it?


    Yes.

    Really?

    No.


    Im gonna start throwing magnets at his crotch to see if they stick.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought about maybe getting my cock pierced


    Then I read the experience stories on BMEzine about how they can sometimes get ripped out, and how dydoe piercings take forever to get compared to others

    And how a man digging a hollow needle through the head of your cock can be excruciating


    And that's when I realized that I love my cock more than I do pain
    And I don't like pain at all

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I dont understand why you would do that to yourself.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Someone tell me the benefit of getting your dick pierced.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    not all women have morning sickness

    also



    fucking damnit hummanity

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Someone tell me the benefit of getting your dick pierced.
    Gives you a ready made excuse to show it to lots of people?

    I've thought about getting my unpublished writing pierced, but then I don't think that quite works the same way.

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    edited March 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    prince alberts for all

    Tiny american flags for the rest?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    The sad part is she probably won't live to see that kids tenth birthday if she doesn't lose the some weight.

    Well she just lost 7 pounds.

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