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Fat bish didn't know she was up the duff.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Genital piercings are just proof that people will do the stupidest God damned things they can possibly think of when left to their own devices

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    ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Best headline ever. Surprise!!

    [size=-2]Surprise Baby would be a sweet band name.[/size]

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expansive flab.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Like a mama pig.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man in my own backyard too. You'd think this shit would happen in places like Kentucky, but in So Cal?
    Man I am ashamed.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So, why didn't she notice that she hadn't gotten her period in 9 months?

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    So, why didn't she notice that she hadn't gotten her period in 9 months?

    Too busy eating to care what goes on down there.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    So, why didn't she notice that she hadn't gotten her period in 9 months?

    You're a bit late.
    How did she miss not getting her period for 9 months?

    lol pun.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Let's have a study on it, Trill.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Let's have a study on it, Trill.

    Only if you're the one eating.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Let's have a study on it, Trill.

    Only if you're the one eating.

    I was thinking we could both be professors. Wear white coats and all that.

    Thick glasses.

    Clipboards.

    Science

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Let's have a study on it, Trill.

    Only if you're the one eating.

    I was thinking we could both be professors. Wear white coats and all that.

    Thick glasses.

    Clipboards.

    Science

    I'm all for it then.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Are you suggesting that this woman's ideal body weight is twenty pounds?

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    O tempora

    O mores

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Are you suggesting that this woman's ideal body weight is twenty pounds?

    I do apologize, good sir. I mean to type three hundred instead of four.

    My bad.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    At least it wasn't born in her sleep.

    She probably wouldn't have woken up, and just rolled over and smothered it with her expensive flab.

    That's how I read it. Big spender.

    I wonder how much it costs in food to put on a pound of flab...let alone four hundred of them.

    Are you suggesting that this woman's ideal body weight is twenty pounds?

    I do apologize, good sir. I mean to type three hundred instead of four.

    My bad.

    Oh, that's cool.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    no framling

    dont let him off that easy

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trying to find the kind of people who would in fact fuck a 420 pound woman has led me on a strange and marvelous journey

    And by marvelous, I mean vaguely unsettling

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh snap

    Are you going to take that trill

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    If only we could evolve as a species so that it would be physically impossible for absurdly obese people to have sex.

    Also: Texans.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    If only we could evolve as a species so that it would be physically impossible for absurdly obese people to have sex.

    Also: Texans.

    I'll raise the Lone Star on a flagpole I've buried in your heart LarLar

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    If only we could evolve as a species so that it would be physically impossible for absurdly obese people to have sex.

    Also: Texans.

    I'll raise the Lone Star on a flagpole I've buried in your heart LarLar

    Stay out of my heart, I just got it reorganized.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Oh snap

    Are you going to take that trill

    It's just easier if people think I'm a dude.

    But on the flipside I miss out on the penis PMs

    *sigh*

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is the third article like this that I've read in the last few months. One was about another fat woman in Idaho who went to the bathroom at Wal-Mart and pooped a baby into the toilet.

    I seriously can't stop laughing at this

    Do you have a link

    That is so good

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    rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    As a guy in SE++ I still get plenty of penis PMs to satisfy more then just curiosity.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trill why would people think that, Trillian is a female character

    Also I think guys get the most penis PMs

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trill why would people think that, Trillian is a female character

    Also I think guys get the most penis PMs

    Well that explains my empty inbox
    that means I want this problem fixed, dudes

    Also most people think I'm a dude because there are no girls on the internet, I guess.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Oh snap

    Are you going to take that trill

    It's just easier if people think I'm a dude.

    But on the flipside I miss out on the penis PMs

    *sigh*

    Woah, woah, what?

    How did you arrange this not-getting-penis-PMs situation?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trill, do you want me to take a picture of my penis and pm it to you?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is that what you're saying to me?

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    Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Theres lots of girls on the internet. They're just all fat and unattractive

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys! Just because a woman will let you put your penis in her doesn't mean you have to! If she's talking dirty through a mouthful of raw cookie dough, it's okay to say "no"!

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    Roland of GileadRoland of Gilead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Even if it's chocolate chip?

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Framling I think she wants everyone's penis

    I'm pretty sure really

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I want her to say it, just to be sure.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Up to you.

    I was joking, but whatever floats your boat I s'pose.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trill that is not something you joke about.

    That is very serious.

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