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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well I wasn't going to do it unless you wanted me to.

    I mean, I'd have to turn on the camera, and unzip my pants and all.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius PMed me his cock last month. I'm still waiting for it to finish loading.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've gotten a few penises in my day.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Go for it.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what am I going for?

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ow ow ow

    I am in such massive pain right now it's not even funny

    :( I hate my body

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    what am I going for?

    More penises

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    GlyphGlyph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Didn't they do a Law and Order episode about this? Except the girl wasn't fat. And the father was her dad.

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    RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There was a story like this in some trashy women's magazine I was reading a couple months ago, but the woman wasn't particularly fat and according to her she'd been having her period for the preceding 9 months.

    edit: the 9 months preceding her having a baby in her parents' toilet thinking she just needed to take a really big dump.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man, I was so close to getting a tattoo the other day.

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well like most of the time, you don't just go get one

    you usually talk about it and then set up an appointment

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    well the person who impregnated her was likely quite fat as well.
    just imagine two massive mounds of flesh one meshed to other, shifting back and forth.... all jigglin'

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    and im sure food was incorporated.
    so take said image and add chocolate syrup, maybe some kind of dairy......

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    i could really go for some flapjacks right now

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The lack of penis in my PM box is begining to make me cry a night.


    You don't want me to cry at night, do you? Have a heart - PM me some penis.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    well the person who impregnated her was likely quite fat as well.
    just imagine two massive mounds of flesh one meshed to other, shifting back and forth.... all jigglin'

    If that's the case, I'm amazed it went in without just impacting on the surface.

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Unless..
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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yes but then she'd be giving birth to a human/donkey hybrid. I think the article would have mentioned that.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    no she was definitely fucked by a donkey.
    its decided.

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't think you know, drano.


    I really don't.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    IT WAS ZEUS!

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