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Oreos = Cadillac of Cookies

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oreos and milk when stoned is amazing.

    I went through two whole rolls of Oreos the other day, along with a litre of milk.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That sounds like it must have been great

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  • ForeverenderForeverender cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Samoas are the best cookies.

    There are a lot of cookies I prefer over Oreos.

    BUT, peanut butter Oreos are pretty much the best Oreo.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biscuits are wayyyyyyy better.

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  • ForeverenderForeverender cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biscuits are not cookies, unless you are talking about a cookie that is called a biscuit, and I wouldn't like that idea because that isn't right

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Biscuits and cookies are like pretty much the same.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh and I'm not talking about the bread biscuit. I'm talking about English people biscuits.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I feel I must post this again.
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    thin mint or gtfo

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, I'm forced to AVOID buying Oreos at all costs, because I know that if I do, that motherfucking bag will be gone in about 3 days. (Not to mention all my milk).

    As for Girl Guide's cookies, thin mint, all the way.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    THIN MIIIINTSSSSS

    anything else is bullshit

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oooh jerky gimme

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    beef jerky is delicious

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yup it is.

    This is making me hungry.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    THIN MIIIINTSSSSS

    anything else is bullshit
    yesyesyesyesyes

    Thin mints are the absolute bomb, but jerky is also amazingly amazing (also amazingly amazing as road trip personfuel).

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my body can't decide whether it's got the flu or a cold

    stupid body, get better or else

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    You know what else sucks? Having Celiac Disease, which means you can't even have the Oreo in the first place.

    So you know what? Just take your fucking double-stuff, and be happy. We never had to give you milk in the first place.
    Christ, Celiacs get constipation, diarrhea and osteoporosis if they eat grain.

    Sometimes, when I read about all the horrible genetic diseases out there, I consider myself to have made it out of the egg-and-sperm lucky dip with nothing worse than a heavy dose of myopia.

    But hey, some of these things are late onset, so I guess there's still a chance I'll vomit up my gall bladder when I turn 25 or something.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    how do you get constipation and diarrhea at the same time

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  • ForeverenderForeverender cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    Oh and I'm not talking about the bread biscuit. I'm talking about English people biscuits.

    Wait is this TFS

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    how do you get constipation and diarrhea at the same time

    dribbly poo with the occasional giant fuckbrick

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    how do you get constipation and diarrhea at the same time

    dribbly poo with the occasional giant fuckbrick

    OMG those suck worse than trying to shit out the foot of god after being kicked in the ass by god.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Or perhaps runny shits oozing around a solid shit that refuses to budge.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    If we go any further than this, we shall forever poisin our poor Oreo thread.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    how do you get constipation and diarrhea at the same time

    A little comes out when you need to go, but the rest is stubborn. Push push push and then it comes out in streamy runs. Semi-painful stuff.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I feel weird

    like.. I feel sick but I really feel like going out and having a steak and like some orange juice or something


    I think I'll go get some jerky and juice

    man weird

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    You know what else sucks? Having Celiac Disease, which means you can't even have the Oreo in the first place.

    So you know what? Just take your fucking double-stuff, and be happy. We never had to give you milk in the first place.
    Christ, Celiacs get constipation, diarrhea and osteoporosis if they eat grain.

    Sometimes, when I read about all the horrible genetic diseases out there, I consider myself to have made it out of the egg-and-sperm lucky dip with nothing worse than a heavy dose of myopia.

    But hey, some of these things are late onset, so I guess there's still a chance I'll vomit up my gall bladder when I turn 25 or something.

    One of my professor's has a wife who has celiac disease, which is similiar in many ways to what I have. We h ave discussions and shit every now and then. I'm glad the cell wall of my intestines doesn't slough off every time I eat grain. Then again, it's possible that if I didn't eat grain at all that my symptoms would go away...but they said the same thing about milk. After a while, you get tired of all the magical diet changing miracles.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cadilacs are pretty bad cars nowadays. Saying Oreos are like Cadillacs is like saying they are poorly manufactured, cheap ugly shit.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is this the thread where we post that creamsicle ad?

    You know the one.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    :O

    oh my lord

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I get it!

    Oreos are the Cadillac of cookies because they break down within a week of eating them!

    *lawl@GM=poorquality*

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  • Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm a fan of the Milanos myself

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    no, you can't.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    your grammar is godawful

    what is wrong with you?

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  • Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so is yours.

    I'm a fan of the Milanos, myself.

    that better mr.nopunctuation?

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    no, you can't.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    not talking to you, doofus

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also, Fudgeos are far superior to Oreos.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tagalongs are delicious. I will marry a Girlscout Den Mother (or whatever the fuck they call them) specifically to father Girlscouts who will bring me cookies.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pirouettes are good

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pirouettes are good

    I prefer battement fondus

    But then again, I like my girls with a little kick.

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