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Cordially: Welcome to the Mass Effect Thread.

WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
edited March 2012 in Social Entropy++
It's Mass Effect 3, from the creators of Mass Effects 1 and 2!

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It has a number of great characters, both alien:

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and Human!

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Opinions vary on which are better.

It's a game with a lot of good parts and some bad parts. Spoiler discussion about them!

It has multiplayer! Here's a list of everyone who plays!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Arc8vf7LF-cLdF9LYUZYcjB0OEd0bmpwVjBlMkl6ZkE&pli=1#gid=0

And, please don't touch that.

(@T4CT: ME Threads TIM: Master Plans)

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Ha ha ha, I love the "do not touch that" guy. SO. MUCH.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    NO NO NO NO NO DAMNIT NO

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    If I have to choose between Kirrahe and Bailey, it's no contest. Spies > Cops.

    Also: sorry, would-be thread makers. I'm not a prick, just ignorant!

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    No more cerberus threads hah

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    this thread is two minutes faster

    and doesn't support Cerberus

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    A schism emerges!

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I'm glad this thread won. My mass effect threads need brackets or I go insaaaaane.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    CERBERUS IS BACK BABY
    *Closed

    Cilla Black on
  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Long live the Salarian Union!

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Battle over, Hullis wins.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    T4CT wrote: »
    NEVER FOR-

    RENEGADE INTERRUPT, MOTHERFUCKER

    WeedLordVegeta on
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Cerberwho?

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Here's a question: How many of you gave your Multi characters serious names

    Human Male Adapt: Pharisee
    Drell Adapt: MeanGreen
    Human Female Engineer: BuildingSentry
    Quarian Engineer: MaiWaifu
    Salarian Engineer: TheHoss
    Human Male Infiltrator: BoomHeadshot
    Asari Vanguard: Girlpower
    Krogan Soldier: Juggernaut
    Turian Sentinel: FookTheKnicks

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I do love cerberus though

    I can just kill them and kill them and never feel guilty

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I'm getting a lot of bullshit in this thread

    :^: :^: :^: :^:

  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    So hey, speaking of Salarians

    whats the deal with that weird handlebar thing they all wear on their chests? I mean even their robes have it

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    I always imagine a Krogan just grabbing one by that and shotputting him

  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    I think we need another locked mass effect thread on the front page.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    So I finally finished my first run of ME3 last night (and on Hardcore!) Using a Black Widow / Falcon combo for my Infiltrator during the last part was super effective.

    I can't wait to finally do some multiplayer with you fine folk, and then start my next run properly with a FemShep on ME2.

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Here's a question: How many of you gave your Multi characters serious names
    I tried for a while, but when I named my Quarian Engineer "Salli" I knew I'd given up.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Brackets suck

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I'm glad this thread won. My mass effect threads need brackets or I go insaaaaane.

    SQUARE BRACKETS HAVE NO PLACE HERE GO BACK TO G&T

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    So hey, speaking of Salarians

    whats the deal with that weird handlebar thing they all wear on their chests? I mean even their robes have it

    Dalatrass_Linron_(full).png

    I always imagine a Krogan just grabbing one by that and shotputting him

    The theory I always had is that it was some sort of spinal augmentation device? No basis for that though

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Names I've picked so far in multi:

    Asari vanguard: Soap
    Human female soldier: Krunch
    Quarian Engineer: Shinigami
    Krogan Soldier: Klang
    Asari Adept: Lucy

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    my turian soldier is harrus and my turian sentinel is barrus

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    NEVER FOR-

    RENEGADE INTERRUPT, MOTHERFUCKER

    YOUR RENEGADE INTERRUPT JUST SENDS ME INTO HIDING

    I'LL WAIT THE FOUR DAYS TIL THIS THREAD IS CLOSED

    AND THEN

    SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Salarians have a big chest cavity there, I assume the handlebar acts as protection of a likely sensitive area

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  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Here's a question: How many of you gave your Multi characters serious names
    I tried for a while, but when I named my Quarian Engineer "Salli" I knew I'd given up.

    I try to keep mine Dong-themed

    Dongs Vas'Galore

    Urdnot Dongs

    Gatatog Galore

    Dongalorius

    Dongs Galore on
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Someone in ... G&T maybe? Pointed out that the handlebar on the armour makes a smiley face.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    So I finally finished my first run of ME3 last night (and on Hardcore!) Using a Black Widow / Falcon combo for my Infiltrator during the last part was super effective.

    I can't wait to finally do some multiplayer with you fine folk, and then start my next run properly with a FemShep on ME2.

    What system are you on? I only have PC, but I know @Moriveth can operate from all platforms (I still have to give him my unused copy of the PS3 version).

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    I do love cerberus though

    I can just kill them and kill them and never feel guilty
    But they're indoctrinated refugees

    That's gotta raise some moral quandries

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Sprinkles the Krogan Soldier

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Here's a question: How many of you gave your Multi characters serious names
    I tried for a while, but when I named my Quarian Engineer "Salli" I knew I'd given up.

    I try to keep mine Dong-themed

    Dongs Vas'Galore

    Urdnot Dongs

    Gatatog Galore

    Dongalorius
    Urdnot Dongs cracks me up.

    I'm such a child.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    I do love cerberus though

    I can just kill them and kill them and never feel guilty
    But they're indoctrinated refugees

    That's gotta raise some moral quandries

    Not even a little bit.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    if the next Mass Effect installment isn't the outer space version of Mean Girls

    then I'll be disappointed

    wanna get my renegade on in a xenologically diverse school setting

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Asari Adept: The Bride (all yellow outfit)

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    if the next Mass Effect installment isn't the outer space version of Mean Girls

    then I'll be disappointed

    wanna get my renegade on in a xenologically diverse school setting

    I would be on board for this, yes.

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    I named most of my characters after the episode titles of Blackadder Goes Forth

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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