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  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    So a drunk staggers in the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry you're drunk, I can't serve you." So the drunk staggers back out.

    Five minutes later the drunk stumbles through the side door and sidles up to tge bar asking for a beer. The bartender responds, "Buddy I just said I can't serve you!" and the drunk stumbles right back out.

    Ten minutes later the drunk tumbles in the back door and bellies up to tge bar asking for a shot, and tge annoyed bartender says, "Buddy I'm not giving you a drop! Now get the heck outta here!"

    The drunk looks up surprised and exclaims, "How many bars do you work at?!"

    That's three times you spelled "the" with a g.

    Ain't that tge truth!

    "More fish for Kunta!"

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  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    @Drez you are a totes legit bro.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    awesome responses on both accounts, [chat]

    Sorry, got distracted -- a friend on mine is super depressed and I had to do the whole "yeah please don't kill yourself" talk

    so C# is probably the best option then, [chat]? Or is that too deep to dive into?

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Podly wrote: »
    Gotcha. I mean, I'd like to learn a programming language in general. Just seems like something someone "tech savvy" should know in todays world, but also because it has and will likely continue to have even greater import on my life as an electronic musician.

    I would like to get into software engineering, even if it's just to make little rinky dink reverb emulations and what not.

    Since I'm working on a mac, would java be more useful?

    To answer this specifically: no. It would not be more useful. Java is its own platform and essentially at home anywhere. Which is to say it is home nowhere.

    Its support on the Mac is a little bit worse than on Windows, actually. I see no reason to use it here.

    My official position is still to go with C. Kakos said Javascript. I think javascript is butts but honestly, both will serve.

    You can learn Javascript at CodeAcademy, which is a trendy little website with interactive lessons and achievements and shit.

    For C, there are lots of places. Not sure how good this is but I always seem to end up at this site when coding to look up some syntax or documentation: http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial/c-tutorial.html

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    awesome responses on both accounts, [chat]

    Sorry, got distracted -- a friend on mine is super depressed and I had to do the whole "yeah please don't kill yourself" talk

    so C# is probably the best option then, [chat]? Or is that too deep to dive into?

    Your choices for Max objects are C, C++, Java, and Javascript.

    So not C#, C.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Oh, I thought C# was just shorthand for C++

    how embarrassing!!!!!!

    Thanks for the info. I'm thinking that C would be better for music stuff.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    C has a cool book specifically for the Mac called Learn C on the Mac. It uses XCode too.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Javascript is not really as awful as people have made it out to be to me.

    The main problem seems to be that since it's used for web programming, it has kind an awkward debugging workflow.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Javascript is not really as awful as people have made it out to be to me.

    The main problem seems to be that since it's used for web programming, it has kind an awkward debugging workflow.

    https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

    Warning: Nerdiest nerd humor ever nerded.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Podly (Dubstep Remix)

    Podly wrote: »
    Oh, I thought C# was just shorthand for C++

    Oh, I thou-ought C was just a shorthand...

    A short-hand...for C plus plus

    A short-hand-and-and-and-and

    for-or-or

    C...plus...plus....plus...plusplusplusplus

    plusplusplusplusplusplus plupluplupluplupluplupluplup p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

    HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!!

    Th thththth thththth anksanksanksanksanksanksanksanksanksanks

    inforinforinforinforinforinforinfor

    I'm still thinking that C would be better

    But I'm not sure it is the best letter

    Give me a language that's...an...A?


    wubwubwuwbwubwubwub wubwubwubwubwubwubwub

    REMIX

    Rent on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Podly wrote: »
    awesome responses on both accounts, [chat]

    Sorry, got distracted -- a friend on mine is super depressed and I had to do the whole "yeah please don't kill yourself" talk

    so C# is probably the best option then, [chat]? Or is that too deep to dive into?

    This is a very interesting collection of ideas.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    _j_, another good one is that english wartime poster that everyone has

    keep-calm-and-carry-on-blue.jpeg

    That is quite good, yes. Thanks for sharing!

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    that was way too much effort for something so unfunny

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Podly wrote: »
    that was way too much effort for something so unfunny

    I thought it was entertaining and appreciated the work he put into it.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    I am so sick of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" thing. It's on everything - posters, mugs, cushions, thermos flasks, coasters, pet bowls (maybe, probably).

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am so sick of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" thing. It's on everything - posters, mugs, cushions, thermos flasks, coasters, pet bowls (maybe, probably).

    Godlfish need reminders to not get stressed, too.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am so sick of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" thing. It's on everything - posters, mugs, cushions, thermos flasks, coasters, pet bowls (maybe, probably).

    Yeah, every tourist shop in the land is swamped with such tack

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    My little betta fish is dying. :cry: I know there are bigger, more horrible concerns and consequences one can feel and endure in life, but I really loved this little guy.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    _J_ you posting a video in which kripke is a source of humor which nevertheless has nothing to do with kripke saddens me

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I am so sick of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" thing. It's on everything - posters, mugs, cushions, thermos flasks, coasters, pet bowls (maybe, probably).

    Yeah, every tourist shop in the land is swamped with such tack

    It's kind of sad 'cos the posters are actually quite nice. But I just know it's in every student room in the land at this point.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Podly wrote: »
    _J_ you posting a video in which kripke is a source of humor which nevertheless has nothing to do with kripke saddens me

    I don't weawy wike kwipke.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I'm interested in going to that new Titanic Exhibit in the (appropriately named) Titanic Quarter, but I understand tickets have been sold out for a while. I may need to wait.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    dude Kripke is the best

    naming and necessity and witt and rule are two of my fave texts ever

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Gabe's face in the last panel of today's comic scares me a little.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Podly wrote: »
    dude Kripke is the best

    naming and necessity and witt and rule are two of my fave texts ever

    He's a chawacter on the show. Not the phiwosophew.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gabe's face in the last panel of today's comic scares me a little.

    I think it's appropriate to the subject matter.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Gabe's face in the last panel of today's comic scares me a little.

    I think it's appropriate to the subject matter.

    Yes, but that doesn't reduce the scaryness.

    Meanwhile it's a lovely sunny hazy morning.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    i need someone to play draw something with me, most of these dudes are not getting my awesome drawings...i mean..cmon!
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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    The faces have always been a robust part of PA comics. Among my favorites are the Kirby: Canvas Curse elation face and maybe a distant 2nd, the Mass Effect Alien Sex face(s)

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    wow that's pretty obvious

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    i need someone to play draw something with me, most of these dudes are not getting my awesome drawings...i mean..cmon!
    544797_3587438487320_1314051984_3460707_1606827267_n.jpg

    I didn't realise he was part machine. That said, I'm pretty sure I'd get that.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i mean, im not an artist by any means but cmon now, she couldn't even get my picture of david beckam in his underwear.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Gabe's face in the last panel of today's comic scares me a little.

    They have been running an advertising campaign for the museum in London recently too. The posters look quite neat, applying the general shape of an iceberg to the museum and ship

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    It also reminds me to check if I'm due in draw something.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My little betta fish is dying. :cry: I know there are bigger, more horrible concerns and consequences one can feel and endure in life, but I really loved this little guy.

    What is wrong with it? Have you tried changing the water / adding stress coat?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Gabe's face in the last panel of today's comic scares me a little.

    They have been running an advertising campaign for the museum in London recently too. The posters look quite neat, applying the general shape of an iceberg to the museum and ship

    Somebody clicked on the wrong quote button. 8->

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Dammit, I just downloaded a huge beta client for a new game only to find that their uptime hours are super limited. And by super limited and I mean they've got narrow openings in non-Euro friendly slots. Booo.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    using Draw Something to troll my little brother
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    vs

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2012
    My little betta fish is dying. :cry: I know there are bigger, more horrible concerns and consequences one can feel and endure in life, but I really loved this little guy.

    @Linespider5 you might try this page and this chart.

    Also, do you keep it in a bowl, or in a tank with some filtration?

    _J_ on
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Javascript is not really as awful as people have made it out to be to me.

    The main problem seems to be that since it's used for web programming, it has kind an awkward debugging workflow.

    https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

    Warning: Nerdiest nerd humor ever nerded.

    That was decently amusing and I have no knowledge of programming.

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