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  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Variable wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    whats going on fart copters

    Coptering farts is a full time occupation, you know that.

    I was just thinking about you last night

    Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
    Variable wrote: »
    I really want to drink and smoke because of mad men so I went to the corner and ended up coming back with fucking coke zero

    I'm cutting my balls off, what's left of them

    I love cherry coke zero.

    gundam470 on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    It my of been Gillibrand's statements. But it was before this article. It was during the last few weeks of my grad school quarter. My life consisted of Tunisia, Syria and Egypt for those two weeks and I am running of a memory of a rumor I heard on the radio.

    http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/03/21/hillary_clinton_2016_ny_senator_says_she_ll_urge_her_to_run_again_for_president.html

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    var, resist the vices urge!

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    GOD DAMNIT

    I had a clinical shift last night (12 hours) and I missed it. I didn't even give notice. I thought it was tomorrow.

    FUCK

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    whats going on fart copters

    Coptering farts is a full time occupation, you know that.

    I was just thinking about you last night

    Did it involve my efficient fart coptering skills? Sarge says I've got a real future in this man's army if I keep improving the way I have. Might even be a fartstronaut someday, fingers crossed.
    Variable wrote: »
    I really want to drink and smoke because of mad men so I went to the corner and ended up coming back with fucking coke zero

    I'm cutting my balls off, what's left of them

    Is it just me or do they not drink the office as much as they used to?

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    var, resist the vices urge!

    I'm down to zero and it's the opposite of everything I've ever wanted for myself

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    What kind of dog do you have?

    she's a norfolk terrier so I've been told.

  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    My dog is afraid of pilates balls. She keeps cowering and trying to slowly crawl away as if it is watching her and won't notice slight movements.

    I'm afraid of them too. They're like round rapists made of plastic.

    ...what are you smoking.

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I am seriously pissed. I am fucking shaking. I threw shit really hard

    I can't believe I missed it. what the fuuuuuck

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    whats going on fart copters

    Coptering farts is a full time occupation, you know that.

    I was just thinking about you last night

    Did it involve my efficient fart coptering skills? Sarge says I've got a real future in this man's army if I keep improving the way I have. Might even be a fartstronaut someday, fingers crossed.
    Variable wrote: »
    I really want to drink and smoke because of mad men so I went to the corner and ended up coming back with fucking coke zero

    I'm cutting my balls off, what's left of them

    Is it just me or do they not drink the office as much as they used to?

    I'm only on season 2 but I'll pay attention. if they aren't drinking always, all the time, then yes they drink less.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    whats going on fart copters

    Coptering farts is a full time occupation, you know that.

    I was just thinking about you last night

    Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
    Variable wrote: »
    I really want to drink and smoke because of mad men so I went to the corner and ended up coming back with fucking coke zero

    I'm cutting my balls off, what's left of them

    I love cherry coke zero.

    you should put on a suit and be misogynistic at women while sipping a tumbler of cherry coke zero

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    yeah I definitely need a suit

    there's never women around so I can just let that part go assumed

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    alright wait gim and senj are here

    do I have cancer? am I being put down? you can tell me

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    alright wait gim and senj are here

    do I have cancer? am I being put down? you can tell me
    'at'll do, pig

    'at'll do

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    alright wait gim and senj are here

    do I have cancer? am I being put down? you can tell me

    Yes.

    It's ass cancer

    Psn:wazukki
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Listening to this NPR special coverage of the ACA argument, and I am smiling now. I was worried when I left the office, but this is making me happy.

    They do not like the government's chances right now.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    guess what I'm listening to

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    alright wait gim and senj are here

    do I have cancer? am I being put down? you can tell me

    Yes.

    It's ass cancer

    well

    while you're down there

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    guess what I'm listening to

    Is it your Miranda rights as the FBI pushes your head down into the car.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
  • gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    guess what I'm listening to

    The biebs.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    guess what I'm listening to

    jail calls?

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    alright wait gim and senj are here

    do I have cancer? am I being put down? you can tell me
    'at'll do, pig

    'at'll do

    I'll yell "PULL!" and you can shoot this time, but we're low on ammo, so make it count.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Listening to this NPR special coverage of the ACA argument, and I am smiling now. I was worried when I left the office, but this is making me happy.

    They do not like the government's chances right now.

    Listening to Kennedy the one actual swing vote made me feel the other way. Roberts and Scalia were always going to vote against it so them being hard on it isn't surprising.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mazz were you the scrub who was like omg watch Avatar you derp.

    'cuz I started the series from the beginnng.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    It my of been Gillibrand's statements. But it was before this article. It was during the last few weeks of my grad school quarter. My life consisted of Tunisia, Syria and Egypt for those two weeks and I am running of a memory of a rumor I heard on the radio.

    http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/03/21/hillary_clinton_2016_ny_senator_says_she_ll_urge_her_to_run_again_for_president.html

    I like Gillibrand because of all the ads she put out in her first election, back in '06. I love the creepy drunk dancing John Sweeney.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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