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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    compared transgendered people to ewoks

    what does that even mean

    transgendered people are a small and tribal race of teddy bear muppets

    you know

    like ewoks

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    bill has always been relatively moderate

    but he is also nuts and hot tempered and that gets him into trouble

    speaking of 8 o clock political talking heads, did anyone notice Keith Olbermann got fired... again?

    I'll say:

    35 to 1 Daily Kos contributor
    80 to 1 Countdown itunes podcast!
    120 to 1 Dies while raiding a whaling boat

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote: »
    A guy seriously said "You'll always have black skin colour"? Good grief, that is an awkward sentence. I can hardly imagine how a person constructs a sentence like that.

    american police tend to have a sorta weird vernacular

    and by 'weird' i mean 'what you'd expect a brain damaged robot to sound like'

    That's in the UK.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    A guy seriously said "You'll always have black skin colour"? Good grief, that is an awkward sentence. I can hardly imagine how a person constructs a sentence like that.

    american police tend to have a sorta weird vernacular

    and by 'weird' i mean 'what you'd expect a brain damaged robot to sound like'

    That's in the UK.

    wouldn't surprise me if this was true of most western police

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    what does the western nature have to do with anything in that regard

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    what does the western nature have to do with anything in that regard

    because i don't know how things like this work in other languages

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    bill has always been relatively moderate

    but he is also nuts and hot tempered and that gets him into trouble

    speaking of 8 o clock political talking heads, did anyone notice Keith Olbermann got fired... again?

    I'll say:

    35 to 1 Daily Kos contributor
    80 to 1 Countdown itunes podcast!
    120 to 1 Dies while raiding a whaling boat

    3 to 2 sleeping on a bed made of MONEY. He's worth at least $30 million, ESPN was mad profitable for him.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Langly wrote: »
    what does the western nature have to do with anything in that regard

    because america is the worst am i right

    Jasconius on
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    bill has always been relatively moderate

    but he is also nuts and hot tempered and that gets him into trouble

    speaking of 8 o clock political talking heads, did anyone notice Keith Olbermann got fired... again?

    I'll say:

    35 to 1 Daily Kos contributor
    80 to 1 Countdown itunes podcast!
    120 to 1 Dies while raiding a whaling boat

    3 to 2 sleeping on a bed made of MONEY. He's worth at least $30 million, ESPN was mad profitable for him.

    Olbermann doesn't sleep. He plugs into a borg like apparatus while he has the anti-freeze filtered out of his blood with dialysis.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    what does the western nature have to do with anything in that regard

    because america is the worst am i right

    america is pretty wack yeah

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Uh oh

    Israel predicts few casualties from war with Iran
    Israeli security officials have estimated the number of casualties in Israel as a result of a military conflict with Iran would be fewer than 300.

    An assessment presented to the security cabinet last weekend anticipates three weeks of rocket and missile attacks from Lebanon and Syria, as well as probably Iran and – to a limited extent – Gaza, according to reports in the Israeli media.

    The projected death toll, although significant in a country with a population of 7.8m, is lower than earlier estimates.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    We'll be done in Iraq in a week.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    We'll be done in Iraq in a week.

    Isreal doesn't want to invade Iran.


    They want to fuck them up and call it a day.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    yeah, I don't think they're wrong in their projections, but I think they're delusional if they don't think the world (mainly china and russia) wouldn't react in some significant way.

    they would probably do something like this before the American election, though.

    Langly on
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    We'll be done in Iraq in a week.

    Isreal doesn't want to invade Iran.

    They want the US to fuck them up and call it a day.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    LTM wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    We'll be done in Iraq in a week.

    Isreal doesn't want to invade Iran.

    They want the US to fuck them up and call it a day.

    Well, we do have the most experience blowing up brown people that live in deserts.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    LTM wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    We'll be done in Iraq in a week.

    Isreal doesn't want to invade Iran.

    They want the US to fuck them up and call it a day.

    Isreal is more than content to fight their own wars, and they've already said publicly that they'll fly into Iran without any US support.

    And the US (read: democrats) prefers that anyway.

    So I don't really think it's entered into their minds that they'll convince us to launch a full scale bombing campaign on the ally of our of our most significant economic relationships.

    Jasconius on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    bill has always been relatively moderate

    but he is also nuts and hot tempered and that gets him into trouble

    speaking of 8 o clock political talking heads, did anyone notice Keith Olbermann got fired... again?

    I'll say:

    35 to 1 Daily Kos contributor
    80 to 1 Countdown itunes podcast!
    120 to 1 Dies while raiding a whaling boat

    5 to 2, dies while live blogging a glitterbombing

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    bill has always been relatively moderate

    but he is also nuts and hot tempered and that gets him into trouble

    speaking of 8 o clock political talking heads, did anyone notice Keith Olbermann got fired... again?

    I'll say:

    35 to 1 Daily Kos contributor
    80 to 1 Countdown itunes podcast!
    120 to 1 Dies while raiding a whaling boat

    5 to 2, dies while live blogging a glitterbombing

    10 to 1, his head explodes if Michelle Bachmann is chosen to be Rick Santorum's Vice President pick.

    20 to 1, it implodes instead

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    LTM wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    We'll be done in Iraq in a week.

    Isreal doesn't want to invade Iran.

    They want the US to fuck them up and call it a day.

    Isreal is more than content to fight their own wars, and they've already said publicly that they'll fly into Iran without any US support.

    And the US (read: democrats) prefers that anyway.

    So I don't really think it's entered into their minds that they'll convince us to launch a full scale bombing campaign on the ally of our of our most significant economic relationships.

    Our relationship with Israel is unique.

    Both sides would prefer the other go into the hornet's nest in Iran, so they didn't have to do it themselves.

    The difference being, if it comes down to the proverbial "zero hour" with a nuclear Iran, Israel has to make a move since they would be the target.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, I don't think they're wrong in their projections, but I think they're delusional if they don't think the world (mainly china and russia) wouldn't react in some significant way.

    they would probably do something like this before the American election, though.

    what are you worried Russia and China will do exactly in the event of an Israeli or American strike on Iranian nuclear facilities?

    also I have something for you guys

    it's not really a present

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Isreal isn't going to wait for the zero hour. They're just going to do it whenever they want

    I think they are talking a lot about it right now because one of their biggest border threats, Syria, is pretty damn busy so it's a good time to make some noise

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, I don't think they're wrong in their projections, but I think they're delusional if they don't think the world (mainly china and russia) wouldn't react in some significant way.

    they would probably do something like this before the American election, though.

    what are you worried Russia and China will do exactly in the event of an Israeli or American strike on Iranian nuclear facilities?

    also I have something for you guys

    it's not really a present

    god damnit dude

    if you gotta straight up lie about the premise of your argument then you're a pretty shit politician

    i'm sure there's plenty of true things about California universities that you could be wrongly upset about!

    -me to Santorum

    Ubik on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, I don't think they're wrong in their projections, but I think they're delusional if they don't think the world (mainly china and russia) wouldn't react in some significant way.

    they would probably do something like this before the American election, though.

    what are you worried Russia and China will do exactly in the event of an Israeli or American strike on Iranian nuclear facilities?

    also I have something for you guys

    it's not really a present

    god damnit dude

    if you gotta straight up lie about the premise of your argument then you're a pretty shit politician

    i'm sure there's plenty of true things about California universities that you could be wrongly upset about!

    -me to Santorum

    If god had wanted Rick Santorum to know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground, Rick Santorum would know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground. Therefor Rick Santorum is automatically president, Jesus is VP, and Obama is forced to relocate to Kenya and raise goats for the rest of his life.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Uh oh

    Israel predicts few casualties from war with Iran
    Israeli security officials have estimated the number of casualties in Israel as a result of a military conflict with Iran would be fewer than 300.

    An assessment presented to the security cabinet last weekend anticipates three weeks of rocket and missile attacks from Lebanon and Syria, as well as probably Iran and – to a limited extent – Gaza, according to reports in the Israeli media.

    The projected death toll, although significant in a country with a population of 7.8m, is lower than earlier estimates.

    Israel attacks Iran

    China attacks Israel

    America attacks China

    and then Jesus comes back and says what the hell, guys

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    if anyone could get legit Jesus as a running mate i think i'd have to vote for 'em regardless

    Ubik on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    if anyone could get legit Jesus as a running mate i think i'd have to vote for 'em regardless

    Every time there's a crisis, be it big or small, Santorum would just sing Jesus Take The Wheel and then go back to sleep.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    if anyone could get legit Jesus as a running mate i think i'd have to vote for 'em regardless

    Every time there's a crisis, be it big or small, Santorum would just sing Jesus Take The Wheel and then go back to sleep.

    Jesus would give Cheney a run for his money vis-a-vis expanding the power of the VP

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    vote Schwarzenegger/Jesus 2012

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    vote Schwarzenegger/Jesus 2012

    If it was Conan the Barbarian era Schwarzenegger and he had the fur clothing and giant broadsword, I'd vote for him as President for life. No country would fuck with the US and President Conan. Punching camels, decapitating giant snakes, and fucking Valkyries err'day.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Isreal isn't going to wait for the zero hour. They're just going to do it whenever they want

    I think they are talking a lot about it right now because one of their biggest border threats, Syria, is pretty damn busy so it's a good time to make some noise

    I think they're pretty happy watching another Ba'athist regime die horribly

    the Israeli leadership is legitimately convinced that Iran poses an existential threat and buying a few years is fine for them

    they can just do it again in a few years

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Isreal isn't going to wait for the zero hour. They're just going to do it whenever they want

    I think they are talking a lot about it right now because one of their biggest border threats, Syria, is pretty damn busy so it's a good time to make some noise

    I think they're pretty happy watching another Ba'athist regime die horribly

    the Israeli leadership is legitimately convinced that Iran poses an existential threat and buying a few years is fine for them

    they can just do it again in a few years

    I read that as Batarian regime and immediately wanted Eugene Shepardwitz to drop meteor on Iran.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What is this "zero hour with Iran" stuff. Like Iran is just dying to drop a nuke on Israel and have everything it ever was and could be turned into glowing dust.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Ubik wrote: »
    if anyone could get legit Jesus as a running mate i think i'd have to vote for 'em regardless
    would you settle for a non-union facsimile of Jesus? perhaps just a latin guy named Jesús?

    Clint Eastwood on
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    https://secure.38degrees.org.uk/page/s/stop-government-snooping#petition

    No idea if this will achieve anything, but I went ahead and signed it.

    vOv

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    yeah, I don't think they're wrong in their projections, but I think they're delusional if they don't think the world (mainly china and russia) wouldn't react in some significant way.

    they would probably do something like this before the American election, though.

    what are you worried Russia and China will do exactly in the event of an Israeli or American strike on Iranian nuclear facilities?

    also I have something for you guys

    it's not really a present

    china and russia do not want to get involved in that whole mess, mostly because they know we will

    and really, they don't want that to be a thing

    also serious post, really want israel and iran to completely annihilate each other

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    where do i go to sign a petition to let me watch british people sleep

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What is this "zero hour with Iran" stuff. Like Iran is just dying to drop a nuke on Israel and have everything it ever was and could be turned into glowing dust.

    I was just trying to paint a worst case scenario, not a realistic or current one.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What is this "zero hour with Iran" stuff. Like Iran is just dying to drop a nuke on Israel and have everything it ever was and could be turned into glowing dust.

    I think specifically zero hour would be the point where Iran could retaliate with a nuke if they were attacked. Right now they likely can't but that window is closing fast.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    where do I sign the petition to let me sleep with british people

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