[Parsely Adventures] ACTION CASTLE! GAME COMPLETE! Score: 99/100

weirdspaceships

>You can't go anymore south. If you do, you'll drown. You're not getting out of this that easily.

>You are at the edge of a small fishing pond.
Exits are: North

mi-go hunter

Take a swim

weirdspaceships

>I don't know how to take a swim.

mi-go hunter

Use fishing pole

weirdspaceships

>You catch a fish! You put it in your Inventory.

>You are at the edge of a small fishing pond.
Exits are: North

mi-go hunter

Fish again, then go North

weirdspaceships

>There are no more fish in the pond.

>You go North. You are standing on a lush garden path. There is a rosebush here. There is a cottage here.
Exits are: North, South, In

mi-go hunter

North yet again

weirdspaceships

>You are walking along a winding path. There is a tall tree here.
Exits are: South, East, Up

Malkor

Up

weirdspaceships

>You are at the top of a tall tree.
Exits are: Down

mi-go hunter

>We already went up here. Climb down and then go East

Malkor

From my days of playing the shit out of Hugo's House of Horrors, I think we should look around!

weirdspaceships

>You are standing on one side of a drawbridge leading to ACTION CASTLE. There is mean troll here.
Exits are: West, East (blocked)

mi-go hunter

We already looked around and saw a fishing pond to the south and ACTION CASTLE to the east...

weirdspaceships

>I don't know how to From my days of playing the shit out of Hugo's House of Horrors, I think we should look around!

mi-go hunter

Greet the troll

weirdspaceships

>You talk to the troll. "Rargh! Hungry! Leave troll bridge now!"

mi-go hunter

Toss a fish to him, hoping he will eat it.

weirdspaceships

>You give him the fish. He leaves the bridge to eat it! The way East is no longer blocked.
Exits are: West, East

mi-go hunter

Look around briefly, then continue East

weirdspaceships

>You look around. You are standing on one side of a drawbridge leading to ACTION CASTLE.

>You go East. You are in the courtyard of ACTION CASTLE. There is a guard here, blocking the path east.
Exits are: West, East (blocked), Up, Down

mi-go hunter

Look around the courtyard

weirdspaceships

>You look around. You are in the courtyard of ACTION CASTLE. There is a guard here, blocking the path east.
Exits are: West, East (blocked), Up, Down

Jam Warrior

>Look guard

>Berate mi-go

(You're not even trying to simulate wrestling with a text parser!)

weirdspaceships

>You look at the guard. He is brandishing a short sword. He will not let you pass.

>I don't know how to berate mi-go.

Tayrun

>Tickle guard

weirdspaceships

>I don't know how to tickle guard. He probably wouldn't like that very much.

Tayrun

>Fondle guard?

Jam Warrior

>Inventory

>Score

weirdspaceships

>INVENTORY: Lamp, Fishing Pole, Rose, Stout dead branch

Jam Warrior

>hit guard with branch

weirdspaceships

>You hit the guard with the branch. He falls unconscious! He drops a key. The way east is no longer blocked.

>You are standing in the courtyard of ACTION CASTLE.
Exits are: West, East, Up, Down

Jam Warrior

>Look key

weirdspaceships

>You look at the key. It seems important.

mi-go hunter

> Take the key

> Go up

weirdspaceships

>You take the Key.

>You go Up. You are climbing the stairs to the tower. There is a locked door here.
Exits are: Down, Up (blocked)

Bedlam

>use fishing pole on door

weirdspaceships

>You can't use the fishing pole that way.

mi-go hunter

>Use key on door