[Parsely Adventures] ACTION CASTLE! GAME COMPLETE! Score: 99/100

weirdspaceships

>I don't know how to Check skin color.

Mikey CTS

What? He refused my offer... that dirty son of a bitch!

>Hit guard with branch

Tayrun

>Wonder if host is reconsidering yet

Mikey CTS

Ohh shiny...

>Get key, go east

weirdspaceships

>You hit the guard with the branch. He falls unconscious! He drops a key. The way East is no longer blocked.

>You are standing in the courtyard of ACTION CASTLE.
Exits are: West, East

weirdspaceships

>I don't know how to Wonder if host is reconsidering yet. But he is probably just happy people figured out how to load and save things.

Bedlam

Until someone trys to grief the rest of the thread by loading an earlier save.

schuss

>Go West

Mikey CTS

Oh shit I forgot!

>Save
>Eat key

Jam Warrior

>SAVE

>teabag guard

weirdspaceships

>You get the key.

>You go West. You are standing on one side of a drawbridge leading to ACTION CASTLE.

>You save the game.

>I don't know how to teabag guard.

Mikey CTS

Dammit we've already been here.

>Go East

tzeentchling

>Go Up

weirdspaceships

>You go East. You are in the courtyard of ACTION CASTLE.
Exits are: West, East, Up, Down.

weirdspaceships

>You go Up. You are climbing the stairs to the tower. There is a locked door here.
Exits are: Down, Up (blocked)

Mikey CTS

>Use key

Figgy

>Unlock Door with Key

weirdspaceships

>You unlock the door. The way Up is no longer blocked.

>You are climbing the stairs to the tower.
Exits are: Down, Up

Mikey CTS

>Go Up

weirdspaceships

>You are inside the tower. A princess is here.
Exits are: Down

tzeentchling

>Offer rose

mi-go hunter

>Offer the rose, and greet her courteously

weirdspaceships

>You give her the rose. She accepts!

>You talk to the Princess. What do you want to talk about?

Figgy

>Talk about captors

Mikey CTS

>Offer her sexy times

weirdspaceships

>She doesn't know anything about that.

>She slaps you! "Not until we're wed!"

mi-go hunter

> Talk about the ghost in the dungeon.

Mikey CTS

...

>Check if she's hot

weirdspaceships

>The princess says, "My father haunts the dungeon as a restless spirit."

mi-go hunter

> Ask if she could come with me

weirdspaceships

>I don't know how to Check if she's hot.

Mikey CTS

>Eat princess

weirdspaceships

>The princess slaps you! "Not until we're wed!"

mi-go hunter

> Ask princess what I can do to calm her ghostly father

Mikey CTS

>Look around

weirdspaceships

>She doesn't know anything about that.

mi-go hunter

> Hit her with stick

Jam Warrior

>Give rod to princess

weirdspaceships

>She slaps you! "Not until we're wed!"

Jam Warrior

>slap princess