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What would you do with $640 Million Dollars?

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I would help fund Neil Degrasse Tyson's global mutiny in the name of science.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I usually buy two tickets

    I play one with the Lost numbers, as a joke (but not really) and then one with totally random ones

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Also if I won the lottery I would be fucking ghost

    Like, immediately
    Nobody would see or hear from me for months until I return all Count of Monte Cristo-style

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I would hire a personal assistant and then never go outside again.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Okay the article linked in the OP has a recommendation from an economist that you take the lump sum but I had always heard if you're a younger person and you've got the time, the general wisdom is to take the yearly payout?

    But I don't really know what the interest rate situation is here

    I don't actually know how money works, in fact

    It's related to the time-value of money. First off money is constantly decreasing in value due to inflation. The US inflation rate is generally around 2%, which means in 26 years when you got your final installment, that installment would be worth about a third as much as your first installment. Second off, even ignoring inflation, a dollar now is worth more than a dollar 10 years from now, because you can use the current-time dollar to earn more dollars in the intervening 10 years. This is known as investing. The simplest type of investment is a savings account, where you can expect to accrue 1-2% a year (barely matching inflation), but in a stock backed mutual fund, 6% is a pretty reasonable expectation. For higher risk investments (eg venture capital), the returns can be much higher.

    Basically, by taking the lump sum and investing wisely, you will get more utility out of your winnings than by taking the annuity, which steadily decreases in value over time due to inflation.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Okay the article linked in the OP has a recommendation from an economist that you take the lump sum but I had always heard if you're a younger person and you've got the time, the general wisdom is to take the yearly payout?

    But I don't really know what the interest rate situation is here

    I don't actually know how money works, in fact

    It's related to the time-value of money. First off money is constantly decreasing in value due to inflation. The US inflation rate is generally around 2%, which means in 26 years when you got your final installment, that installment would be worth about a third as much as your first installment. Second off, even ignoring inflation, a dollar now is worth more than a dollar 10 years from now, because you can use the current-time dollar to earn more dollars in the intervening 10 years. This is known as investing. The simplest type of investment is a savings account, where you can expect to accrue 1-2% a year (barely matching inflation), but in a stock backed mutual fund, 6% is a pretty reasonable expectation. For higher risk investments (eg venture capital), the returns can be much higher.

    Basically, by taking the lump sum and investing wisely, you will get more utility out of your winnings than by taking the annuity, which steadily decreases in value over time due to inflation.

    This was very helpful!
    In the end though either choice is still way more scratch than I would ever actually possibly need

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    You could produce 6 seasons and a movie worth of Community for less than $400 million

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    You could produce 6 seasons and a movie worth of Community for less than $400 million

    This. I'd also ask if I could have a walk on role as Abed's cousin or something.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    Pretty sure if you're bankrolling the entire series you could rate a walk on role in every episode

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    guys i just bought 5 tickets because i was drunk at work

    *crosses fingers that he'll be drunk at home later*

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Just stopped at a rest stop. The line at the lotto ticket machine was... well, let's just say, it existed.

    If I suddenly had $640 million, I'd probably make a call to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Be like, "Bill, you seem to know how to keep giant stacks of readies from turning you into a dick."

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    If I came into $640M I would found Cerberus and become The Illusive Man

    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    more like Maxi-slow

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Maximum wrote: »
    I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
    oh, i forgot to say what i'd do with the money, man

    it is this, man....maybe even three, man

    BEAST! on
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I figured that joke was already made but hell if I'm reading nine whole pages, jeez.

    man

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    When you win the lottery you'll have people to do that for you.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    If I came into $640M I would found Cerberus and become The Illusive Man

    People wouldn't care about the lack of aliens to hate because you'd be paying them mad sacks of cash to do their thing

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    If I came into $640M I would found Cerberus and become The Illusive Man

    I'd just do the eyes.

    he's got cool eyes.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    oh I'd also give like ten million to my dad so he could retire early

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I don’t think there’s any possible way I could spend that much money. I wouldn’t even know what to do, buy some fancy digs? Go to Wrestlemania every year? Train to become Batman?

    I’d probably just end up giving a ton of it away.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, I'd also bankroll Joss Whedon for any projects he wants to do in my budget.
    Hello Firefly returning to the small screen. :3
    Spike spin-off? Check.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    Butters wrote: »
    If I came into $640M I would found Cerberus and become The Illusive Man

    And I will be your miranda.

    Think of me in the suit. Do it now!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I'd also bankroll Joss Whedon for any projects he wants to do in my budget.
    Hello Firefly returning to the small screen. :3
    Spike spin-off? Check.

    http://hahgay.com/

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    True enough.
    Also I'd hire Pip as my personal chef.

    And I'd throw so much money at @Stale and @Munkus Beaver and @Fyndir
    Best doctors in the planet? Hell yes.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    neville wrote: »
    True enough.
    Also I'd hire Pip as my personal chef.

    And I'd throw so much money at @Stale and @Munkus Beaver and @Fyndir
    Best doctors in the planet? Hell yes.

    I ain't need no fancy pants doctors.

    A cyborg body, on the other hand...


    P.S. <3 ya buddy.

    Fyndir on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Would you support the Give Larlar Money Fund?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    If I came into $640M I would found Cerberus and become The Illusive Man

    And I will be your miranda.

    Think of me in the suit. Do it now!

    Dat gray-haired azz

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Would you support the Give Larlar Money Fund?

    in spirit yes

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    if i had this kind of money i'd probably buy a bunch of drugs and comics and build a mansion with a secret room that has a passage to another secret room

    one would have porn and the other would have comics

    not sure which would be hte first room and which would be the super secret room

    also i'd pay dave simon to make season 6 of The Wire

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Would you support the Give Larlar Money Fund?

    Probably.
    Or I'd hire a lobbyist to make laws to protect us from GLMF if we failed to give sufficiently and they became harassing.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Oh yeah, I'd also bankroll Joss Whedon for any projects he wants to do in my budget.
    Hello Firefly returning to the small screen. :3
    Spike spin-off? Check.

    http://hahgay.com/

    oh
    my
    GOD

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait what is wrong with Fyndir?

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Wow, I didn't think that would be an actual link.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i'd also get robot legs and bankroll the murder of a homeless man

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    buy a two hundred million dollar yacht, staff it with the most extravagantly beautiful bisexual sailors/sailstresses, and invite all my friends to sail around the world with me while we lived on the interest. i'd buy my mom and step-dad a hundred acres of land and let them build their dream home on it. My family would all be taken care of. And at the end of my ENORMOUS rush of spending, I would probably still have a few hundred million to throw around and an army of financiers and accountants to help me manage it.

    also, yeah, obvs like 20 million dollar charity contributions, especially to local charities.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with Fyndir?

    He's Scottish.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    charities can suck my balls

    fuck poor people

    tehy should bootstrap their way into money like i did by winning the lotto!

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    buy a two hundred million dollar yacht, staff it with the most extravagantly beautiful bisexual sailors/sailstresses, and invite all my friends to sail around the world with me while we lived on the interest. i'd buy my mom and step-dad a hundred acres of land and let them build their dream home on it. My family would all be taken care of. And at the end of my ENORMOUS rush of spending, I would probably still have a few hundred million to throw around and an army of financiers and accountants to help me manage it.

    also, yeah, obvs like 20 million dollar charity contributions, especially to local charities.

    This materialistic post really works with your avatar

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait what is wrong with Fyndir?

    He's Scottish.

    Debilitatingly so.

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