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The Land Of the Lost Items

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    oh no, I didn't take offense to that at all, honestly!

    I just figured you were legitimately confused at my letter-colon-numbers timestamp, a product of not reading over posts before posting them.


    ...does this sound sarcastic? I have no idea. It shouldn't, that is for sure.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I once lost my awesome toy X-Wing at school when I was in Year 2.

    Still so torn up about that.

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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    I once lost the ability to do anything productive.
    I suppose it's just a few inches away but looking for it would be a productive activity.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I lost my voice for three days at the beginning of the week.

    I also lose my dignity on a regular basis.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    MaydayMayday Cutting edge goblin tech Registered User regular
    where do you get replacements?

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I lost a Go-bot down a toilet once. I was so sad. It was the red one, I can't remember his name anymore.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I am always losing pencils

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    Dropped a ring while sitting at my desk, and it disappeared from the face of the earth. Two hours of scouring this tiny bedroom floor to no avail, and it hasn't shown up in the 2+ years since.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I lost the last delicious bite of my chocolate muffin to the ground only 20 minutes ago.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I can't find my Darth Maul figure.

    I've had it since '99, in the packaging and everything. No idea where it is. Thought I did...nope.

    Did I sent it to someone here?

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    i have lost every umbrella and watch i have ever owned

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    thorgot wrote: »
    i have lost every umbrella and watch i have ever owned

    Yes! The watches! I have lost or broken every watch. I have an heirloom pocket watch from my great grandfather that I NEVER take out of my dresser, because of how bad I am with watches.

    I used to lose drum keys, but now I just buy a bunch and stash them around the house and in my gig bags.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I keep losing my ipod and finding it 6-12 months later

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i haven't lost much in my life

    i have acquired a profound sense of ennui though

    maybe i lost not having that

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I just lost my spatula somehow. Went to make a grilled cheese and pepperoni sandwich a few nights back and could not find my spatula for the life of me. It's not like my kitchen is huge, and I looked everywhere, but it's just gone.

    oh, also lost my virginity in college to pity sex, which I found out a few months after the fact during a game of never have I ever. Awesome!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Shirts randomly vanish all the time. I still have my Blair Witch Project shirt from when the film released, but I can't find a Guild Wars shirt from two years ago. Go figure.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    i was taking a survey on groove shark just a few minutes ago, and it asked me if i thought i could take lady gaga in an arm wrestling match.

    And I'm like, what does this have to do with anything groove shark, two pages later it asked me if i could teach it how to moon walk.

    I think Groove shark is starting to become self aware guys.

    Terminators will be exterminating us to only the funkiest of beatz.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    lemme tell yall about the time i lost all self-respect

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    I lost my Super Saiyan level 2 Gohan shirt.

    PSN: NoGreatName Steam:SirToons Twitch: SirToons
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
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    Shorty wrote: »
    I lost my dogtags

    also, the disc for my Quest for Glory collection

    I had my tags with silencers and an emblem of St. Micheal that I wore during my time in the sand. Lost them in the divorce. As in, no idea where they ended up.

    I know exactly where I lost mine:

    a cheap motel in Florida

    but by the time I realized I'd lost them, it was months later


    oh, another thing I lost: when I finished boot camp, my parents bought me a really nice Bulova wristwatch

    a few years ago I put it in my bag so that I could take it to the jeweler and get a new battery in it

    I get to the jeweler, open my bag, it's not in there

    just gone

    no idea what happened

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    WietWiet Mao Mao Registered User regular
    I lose a lot of sleep these days.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    You can talk about losing your virginity as long as you have a decent story, otherwise get the fuck out of here with that shit, ya hear?

    I wish I had taken my shoes off

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    should I tell my virginity story again

    it is baller but I am pretty sure ya'll heard it

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    should I tell my virginity story again

    it is baller but I am pretty sure ya'll heard it

    I haven't

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    We lost our Nintendo DS somehow, somewhere. Still hope we find it.

    I lose pencils and erasers all the time.

    Lose passwords all the time.

    I somehow lose my favorite shirts and cardis.

    man I dunno

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    should I tell my virginity story again

    it is baller but I am pretty sure ya'll heard it

    I haven't

    man I forget some people don't know the story

    Here are the basics:

    I am 14. She is 16. I get her a job driving an ice cream truck. We spend the summer driving around delivering ice cream and playing the Pokemon. She then decides to have sex with me while on the job. It is magical. I get free ice cream. Bitch moves away and never trades me a pinsir.


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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    One time I lost my backpack which had my hackintosh'd netbook, my pair of glasses, and one of my favorite shirts in it

    that was a dark day

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    that's an interesting little story, TLB

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Once as a kid I got a Beast Wars action figure of my favourite decipticon, Waspinator! Just seconds after opening up the package I promptly lost his stingers which doubled as ammo for his gun. :bz

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    RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I lost some dude's watch the other day.

    He should not have given me his watch.

    What an idiot.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    i lost the manual to shadows of yserbius

    this bothered me more than it reasonably should have

    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    I lost ssf4 right when the 2012 patch was coming out. I've since found it but haven't played it.

    I've also lost one of the few nice pieces of clothing I have its just a white long sleeve but I had it for the 2 months after I moved out and now I can't find it.

    Hopefully it turns up.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i lose shit ALL THE TIME

    but it's cool because nobody lets me hold on to important shit

    i just lost little stuff like weed or a brownie or something

    so when i find it it's like gifts from past me

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    the only game I have ever lost was megaman zero 2. no idea where that thing went

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    swordfights winners don't do drugs

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Steve Jobs said using LSD was one of the most important experiences of his life

    President Obama smoked weed and did cocaine

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Baseball players hit balls farther because of baseballhitballs drugs.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    see I don't lose games or books or movies

    I lend them out and they never come back/i never see the person again

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Steve Jobs said using LSD was one of the most important experiences of his life

    President Obama smoked weed and did cocaine

    oh no winners did drugs

    they just don't currently

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