anyone to make an onion more perfect than it already is because it is IMPOSSIBLE
hollow center so you get perfect rings every time and no bulbous misshapen bit in the middle that doesnt slice well but you cant throw it out, that shit is still good onion
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I hear they've got that at Joe's tavern
this is true
and yet they somehow keep getting served at every wedding and birthday party I go to
We go down this road, we get sweatshops full of 5 year olds watching disney movies with arms so tired they can barely lift the knife anymore.
it is bullshit!
the cakestocracy is forcing their inferior confections on an ignorant public!
fuck
pie
pie sucks seriously
YOU WILL NOT UNDERMINE YOUR SPONGEBASED BETTERS!
It's like The Matrix but a dystopia of tyrannical taskmasters in industrial fiefdoms, tubes and children instead of literal human batteries.
Tube should never be allowed near children.
the Perfect Brownie is soft and ethereal and chewy while simultaneously boasting a delicious crunchy crust on the rim where it touches the pan
Someone has to harvest and refine the fuel of this dark industry.
Actually, in the U.S. most scallions are just the juvenile version of the common onion, Allium cepa.
brownies I think are my favorite
but no nuts
I use allium flowers at work sometimes.
They smell pretty strong.
This is almost as painful as watching the UK version of The Office.
it is time for the doughletariat to rise up and throw off the frosted shackles of our oppressors!
also it has chocolate chunks in it that didn't quite melt in the oven
a proper brownie should not be anything like cake
it's supposed to be really dense and chewy
and it'll be soft if it's warm
(which is part of the reason I think it's dumb that a lot of lazy restaurants will have a brownie with ice cream on top as one of their desserts)
Oppress them! Oppress them with buttercream!
It is time to initiate operation fluffmoisten
we will not be denied the superior tasty treats! they are ours by right!
hollow center so you get perfect rings every time and no bulbous misshapen bit in the middle that doesnt slice well but you cant throw it out, that shit is still good onion
that or garlic/olive oil center
until you've bled icing on the butterfields, you have no rights.
What do you know about decent food, Nigel? Go boil a sheep's foot or something.
okay, joke over, I can't do any better than this.
edit: no, wait
operation flüffmöisten
He's too busy eating eels and dicks with spots on them.
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Spotted Dick with custard is so good you have no idea.
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They did Blackcurrant for a while.
They were pretty awesome.