This thread was looking up when that smokin' Harley from Gotham Public Works was posted. Now it's dying the slow, painful, pointless death of a Juggalo.
Because of a connection with gang violence, many younger members of the subculture are prohibited from wearing ICP paraphernalia while at school. This scrutiny may not be entirely unwarranted, as there have been numerous incidents with Juggalos committing violent acts, though there is no independent evidence linking music with violence or crime.[4] As the public face of the Juggalo subculture, Psychopathic Records and Insane Clown Posse have repeatedly denounced violence within the fandom. Much of the crimes including murders have also been noted by Alex Abiss (former Psychopathic CEO) as being just crazy individuals finding an excuse for the actions.
* On February 1, 2006, alleged Juggalo Jacob D. Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead, including himself and a police officer. ICP has released a statement in which they revile Robida's actions and extended their condolences to the families of his victims.
* Between June 18 and June 20 2006, more attacks involving Juggalos, some wearing the clown makeup, were reported by the Seattle Times.[5]
* During the nights of June 19 and 20th, 2006, another series of attacks by Juggalos left nearly two dozen injured. The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting "Woo! Woo! Juggalo!" Seven suspects have been arrested, and three have been charged with assault and robbery.[6]
* On August 11, 2006 Two Wasson High School students were suspended for spray painting ICP logos on the walls of their Colorado Springs, CO high school. Six other students were also suspended for protesting the previous suspensions.[7]
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
My step-brother and I and one of his friends got in a fight with a bunch of these assholes out front of our Qwik Stop that we go to. They were tagging it up, the bastards, and we're good friends with the Arab family that owns it...
They can't fight well in those really baggy clothes. Plus, a diet of Chocodiles and fucking generic Ramen.
I am here to provide more evidence that there is a correlation between being a juggalo and living in the middle of nowhere.
I live in a small town in Oklahoma. At least 70% (honestly, I'm not exaggerating) of the students in my high school are rabid juggalos. It's a somewhat small school, but still. I overheard one day that some kid told one of these people that he thought ICP sucked. They responded by threatening to beat the shit out of him.
...
Goddamnit, someone come rescue me from this wankstain of a city.
My boss fucking listens to ICP. Fucker is nearly 30.
Mysst on
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
"Yo, Simmons, I need you in here, fuckin' NOW!."
"Y-yes sir?"
"Simmons... Are you down with the clown?"
"T-the clown, sir?"
"THE CLOWN, SIMMONS! ARE YOU DOWN WITH IT!?"
"YES, JESUS CHRIST, YES, I'M SORRY!"
The script is almost finished! This is going to be the best fucking movie EVER!
I have a feeling that if there were ever an ICP movie it would be directed by Uwe Bol.
Well.. it's an ANTI juggalo movie. Uwe Boll would just put shitty music, horrible actors, and terrible cinamatography into a toilet.. shit all over it, and send it to Hollywood to make my eyes BLEED.
Bring cream pies to school. Cream pies with glass shards in them.
And then, y'know.
go on
Eat some and then offer the Juggawhatsits some. Then when they're crying and rolling on the ground in pain from the glass flowing through their digestive system, screaming, "WHY AREN'T YOU HURT? YOU ATE SOME TOO!"
You will reply, "I've spent years building up an immunity to glass."
Bring cream pies to school. Cream pies with glass shards in them.
And then, y'know.
go on
Eat some and then offer the Juggawhatsits some. Then when they're crying and rolling on the ground in pain from the glass flowing through their digestive system, screaming, "WHY AREN'T YOU HURT? YOU ATE SOME TOO!"
You will reply, "I've spent years building up an immunity to glass."
And then you will get the shit beaten out of you by the kids who grew up chewing on empty beer bottles for nourishment.
Bring cream pies to school. Cream pies with glass shards in them.
And then, y'know.
go on
Eat some and then offer the Juggawhatsits some. Then when they're crying and rolling on the ground in pain from the glass flowing through their digestive system, screaming, "WHY AREN'T YOU HURT? YOU ATE SOME TOO!"
You will reply, "I've spent years building up an immunity to glass."
And then you will get the shit beaten out of you by the kids who grew up chewing on empty beer bottles for nourishment.
yeah, i was going to recommend cutting your own face with the glass then pinning them down, spitting blood at them and saying ''you don't know where i've been'' etc. but i'm not sure who'd come off worse disease-wise
ICP fans are the kind of people who consider drying cars at the car wash a career.
(No really, I worked at a car wash for like 2 months in college, and half the dudes there were huge ICP fans. Also ex-cons.)
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I had never heard of this.
That was me
I did that
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The only reason I logged in to edit the Stupidity article was because it's required
I prefer to keep my vandalism anonymous
EDIT: I'm also responsible for what happens when you search for "stupid people overreacting"
It's amazing that nobody's changed it yet
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RoboJesus eh?
See? I was right about the Christian clown rap thing.
I was banned from wikipedia for editing the coachella page to make the list of acts playing nothing but bands with at least one dead member.
Toothpastefordinner FTW!
apparently they have an annual Gathering of the Juggalos (GOTJ)
They aren't. They ARE amazing though.
They can't fight well in those really baggy clothes. Plus, a diet of Chocodiles and fucking generic Ramen.
I live in a small town in Oklahoma. At least 70% (honestly, I'm not exaggerating) of the students in my high school are rabid juggalos. It's a somewhat small school, but still. I overheard one day that some kid told one of these people that he thought ICP sucked. They responded by threatening to beat the shit out of him.
...
Goddamnit, someone come rescue me from this wankstain of a city.
And then, y'know.
"Y-yes sir?"
"Simmons... Are you down with the clown?"
"T-the clown, sir?"
"THE CLOWN, SIMMONS! ARE YOU DOWN WITH IT!?"
"YES, JESUS CHRIST, YES, I'M SORRY!"
That's about all I got...
go on
I have a feeling that if there were ever an ICP movie it would be directed by Uwe Bol.
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BREAKING NEWS: JUGGALOS CANNOT SPELL
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Well.. it's an ANTI juggalo movie. Uwe Boll would just put shitty music, horrible actors, and terrible cinamatography into a toilet.. shit all over it, and send it to Hollywood to make my eyes BLEED.
Eat some and then offer the Juggawhatsits some. Then when they're crying and rolling on the ground in pain from the glass flowing through their digestive system, screaming, "WHY AREN'T YOU HURT? YOU ATE SOME TOO!"
You will reply, "I've spent years building up an immunity to glass."
Glass!
I'd bet my life on it.
And then you will get the shit beaten out of you by the kids who grew up chewing on empty beer bottles for nourishment.
yeah, i was going to recommend cutting your own face with the glass then pinning them down, spitting blood at them and saying ''you don't know where i've been'' etc. but i'm not sure who'd come off worse disease-wise
(No really, I worked at a car wash for like 2 months in college, and half the dudes there were huge ICP fans. Also ex-cons.)