Where are you Shiola? I, too, am in a small town in Oklahoma, and have been plagued by Juggalo sightings all my life.
In fact, a guy who I had been friends with in elementary school, turned into (or was he one all along?) a juggalo around middle school/high school. It was a bit like an awkward meeting with an old friend that you find out is now a furry, except that you have to have these awkward meetings every day because you have classes with him. He had long, dirty nails and breath you could smell when he walked in the room. I never saw him in make-up (against school rules, etc.) but I have reason to believe he did outside of school on occasion.
Another terrifying encounter: Last weekend on my way to the mall (to buy jeans, if you really need to know, I mean Jesus Christ why is it that important and what does it matter to you) I was at a traffic light, and next to me was a barely-running, two-tone (some panels were flat grey, the rest were flat red) 90-something Chevy Blazer. On each of the side windows was the whateverthefuck they call it, the hatchet guy emblem.
Blasting from the incredibly shitty sound system was ICP, and as I drove by when the light turned green, I looked over (bad idea) and saw that the fellow in question was wearing the clown make-up. While driving around town.
Now, it had been a while since I've seen one of these... people. And the unexpectedosity of the event caused my faith in humanity to plummet so fast that it took every ounce of willpower to stop myself from driving off the bridge.
whoa, suddenly i could do without a sequel to little miss sunshine
No kidding...
Also; I should let you guys know about 2 months ago a Juggalette killed herself over the weekend at our school. I knew her too and so did a lot of people. Then that monday when we came back, we found out some other kid also killed himself, and for like the next month up until maybe a month ago the school has been pressuring kids to not hesitate to talk to councilors. The schools in this area were even calling home and shit. Crazy shit too because she always bitched at her friends for cutting themselves.
whoa, suddenly i could do without a sequel to little miss sunshine
No kidding...
Also; I should let you guys know about 2 months ago a Juggalette killed herself over the weekend at our school. I knew her too and so did a lot of people. Then that monday when we came back, we found out some other kid also killed himself, and for like the next month up until maybe a month ago the school has been pressuring kids to not hesitate to talk to councilors. The schools in this area were even calling home and shit. Crazy shit too because she always bitched at her friends for cutting themselves.
A girl at school's invited me to join her friends (and presumably some other people) at a 4chan meet at the Metreon to see 300. Man this is gonna kick so much ass.
What, ho! I shall go forth yonder into thine populace gatherings of people! Once there, superioirty shall be mine game! I am thee who shall be known unto ye as Manifest. Wielder of the jeans of femininity and holder of the ancestral marriages of the highest arrogant bestowings.
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"We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
I look at it like this. You got 2 clowns running around rappin' about your soul. Yelling about how there gonna take you to Heaven if you are the shit or take you to Hell if your a dick. Yeah that sounds pretty crazy, but what do you think ninjas were thinkin' when Noah was running around with a long ass beard and a wooden staff? Telling everyone that it's going to rain for a month? "Come get on my Ark!! It's going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights! You're all gonna drown!!" That shit probably sounded nuts too! I would have thought he was crazy just for calling it an ark instead of a boat! The few open-minded ninjas that actually did listen to him were mad lucky. The rest got mad wet.
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I was happier not knowing. Holy shit, those were some frightening images.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/meet-me-at.php?page=3
In fact, a guy who I had been friends with in elementary school, turned into (or was he one all along?) a juggalo around middle school/high school. It was a bit like an awkward meeting with an old friend that you find out is now a furry, except that you have to have these awkward meetings every day because you have classes with him. He had long, dirty nails and breath you could smell when he walked in the room. I never saw him in make-up (against school rules, etc.) but I have reason to believe he did outside of school on occasion.
Another terrifying encounter: Last weekend on my way to the mall (to buy jeans, if you really need to know, I mean Jesus Christ why is it that important and what does it matter to you) I was at a traffic light, and next to me was a barely-running, two-tone (some panels were flat grey, the rest were flat red) 90-something Chevy Blazer. On each of the side windows was the whateverthefuck they call it, the hatchet guy emblem.
Blasting from the incredibly shitty sound system was ICP, and as I drove by when the light turned green, I looked over (bad idea) and saw that the fellow in question was wearing the clown make-up. While driving around town.
Now, it had been a while since I've seen one of these... people. And the unexpectedosity of the event caused my faith in humanity to plummet so fast that it took every ounce of willpower to stop myself from driving off the bridge.
whoa, suddenly i could do without a sequel to little miss sunshine
I don't think anyone who loves ICP is capable of loving actual music
Now I want to punch myself in the pumphandle just to take my mind off of the stabbing pain in both my eyes.
Sweet Lord, I smell photoshop thread.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
Fucking groundbreaking.
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This guy likes ICP.
He steals his beats... it's really laughable music entirely.
Never heard of ICP or Juggalos either.
He was very fat and broke his ankle while walking across a street. Just took a step and SNAP.
No kidding...
Also; I should let you guys know about 2 months ago a Juggalette killed herself over the weekend at our school. I knew her too and so did a lot of people. Then that monday when we came back, we found out some other kid also killed himself, and for like the next month up until maybe a month ago the school has been pressuring kids to not hesitate to talk to councilors. The schools in this area were even calling home and shit. Crazy shit too because she always bitched at her friends for cutting themselves.
News Story Link.
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I hope more of these morons kill themselves
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Anyway, juggalos should get a job and stop listening to shitty music.
Slipknot also has shitty lyrics. I like the sound to duality but the lyrics are total horse shit it's so laughable.
I got their second album, I liked them for a time, then I realized that there is far better music out there.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
15 year old chick kills her mom. lawl icp.
A girl at school's invited me to join her friends (and presumably some other people) at a 4chan meet at the Metreon to see 300. Man this is gonna kick so much ass.
Holy shit. At least pretend that you aren't really this creepy.
Related?
http://www.juggalofaith.com/
So I guess I'm an atheist now.
http://icp.meetup.com/cities/
there you go now you can meet juggalos all over the world. maybe we could organise a meet and then just end them all
also found this, christ theres some horriffic people to be found in that thread
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there is alsoa "juggalette pagent" christ!!
http://agendastylee.homestead.com/Archive_Gathering_Juggalettes.html