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Fuck Juggalos

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  • DeckmanDeckman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I didn't even know what a Juggalo was until I read this thread.

    I was happier not knowing. Holy shit, those were some frightening images.

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  • khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Where are you Shiola? I, too, am in a small town in Oklahoma, and have been plagued by Juggalo sightings all my life.

    In fact, a guy who I had been friends with in elementary school, turned into (or was he one all along?) a juggalo around middle school/high school. It was a bit like an awkward meeting with an old friend that you find out is now a furry, except that you have to have these awkward meetings every day because you have classes with him. He had long, dirty nails and breath you could smell when he walked in the room. I never saw him in make-up (against school rules, etc.) but I have reason to believe he did outside of school on occasion.

    Another terrifying encounter: Last weekend on my way to the mall (to buy jeans, if you really need to know, I mean Jesus Christ why is it that important and what does it matter to you) I was at a traffic light, and next to me was a barely-running, two-tone (some panels were flat grey, the rest were flat red) 90-something Chevy Blazer. On each of the side windows was the whateverthefuck they call it, the hatchet guy emblem.

    Blasting from the incredibly shitty sound system was ICP, and as I drove by when the light turned green, I looked over (bad idea) and saw that the fellow in question was wearing the clown make-up. While driving around town.

    Now, it had been a while since I've seen one of these... people. And the unexpectedosity of the event caused my faith in humanity to plummet so fast that it took every ounce of willpower to stop myself from driving off the bridge.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    She doesn't love her kid. Unless her kid's name is "Music."

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    khanate wrote: »

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    whoa, suddenly i could do without a sequel to little miss sunshine

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  • DeckmanDeckman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    She doesn't love her kid. Unless her kid's name is "Music."

    I don't think anyone who loves ICP is capable of loving actual music

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I went through that SA feature out of curiosity.

    Now I want to punch myself in the pumphandle just to take my mind off of the stabbing pain in both my eyes.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Sweet Lord, I smell photoshop thread.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    george looks like a chill dude, we could hang out

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What kind of chemical could devolve a clown, but stay dormant in a faygo bottle?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He's into things.

    Fucking groundbreaking.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We need forward thinking individuals.

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  • Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Does Se++ have a lab ? can i send stuff down to "the boys in the lab" to be analyzed , or is it just another orgy room.

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  • khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    http://www.myspace.com/lexicon919
    This guy likes ICP.

    He steals his beats... it's really laughable music entirely.

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  • LogicowLogicow Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If it makes you feel any better, I live in Quebec, Canada, and I've never seen anyone with black and white face paint other than a real clown.

    Never heard of ICP or Juggalos either.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When I was going to school there was a fat dude who Juggaloed it up on Halloween, but that was it.

    He was very fat and broke his ankle while walking across a street. Just took a step and SNAP.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    was he stepping off of a DDR machine

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think he might have been stepping off a sidewalk.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whoa, suddenly i could do without a sequel to little miss sunshine

    No kidding... D:


    Also; I should let you guys know about 2 months ago a Juggalette killed herself over the weekend at our school. I knew her too and so did a lot of people. Then that monday when we came back, we found out some other kid also killed himself, and for like the next month up until maybe a month ago the school has been pressuring kids to not hesitate to talk to councilors. The schools in this area were even calling home and shit. Crazy shit too because she always bitched at her friends for cutting themselves.

    News Story Link.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whoa, suddenly i could do without a sequel to little miss sunshine

    No kidding... D:


    Also; I should let you guys know about 2 months ago a Juggalette killed herself over the weekend at our school. I knew her too and so did a lot of people. Then that monday when we came back, we found out some other kid also killed himself, and for like the next month up until maybe a month ago the school has been pressuring kids to not hesitate to talk to councilors. The schools in this area were even calling home and shit. Crazy shit too because she always bitched at her friends for cutting themselves.

    News Story Link.

    Good

    I hope more of these morons kill themselves

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  • khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think you have yourself one of those old fashioned Japanese-school-girl-suicide-cult-type-shits going down.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Being on one of those women only subway cars full of Japanese school girls would be the best kind of buffet ever.

    Anyway, juggalos should get a job and stop listening to shitty music.

    Slipknot also has shitty lyrics. I like the sound to duality but the lyrics are total horse shit it's so laughable.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Being on one of those women only subway cars full of Japanese school girls would be the best kind of buffet ever.

    Anyway, juggalos should get a job and stop listening to shitty music.

    Slipknot also has shitty lyrics. I like the sound to duality but the lyrics are total horse shit it's so laughable.

    I got their second album, I liked them for a time, then I realized that there is far better music out there.

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wait wait did someone post http://www.myspace.com/harmonylala yet?

    15 year old chick kills her mom. lawl icp.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    HOT showers LONG walks

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is unrelated but I'm pretty happy.



    A girl at school's invited me to join her friends (and presumably some other people) at a 4chan meet at the Metreon to see 300. Man this is gonna kick so much ass.

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    edited March 2007
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    Being on one of those women only subway cars full of Japanese school girls would be the best kind of buffet ever.

    Holy shit. At least pretend that you aren't really this creepy.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What, ho! I shall go forth yonder into thine populace gatherings of people! Once there, superioirty shall be mine game! I am thee who shall be known unto ye as Manifest. Wielder of the jeans of femininity and holder of the ancestral marriages of the highest arrogant bestowings.

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • GOJIRA!GOJIRA! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jpeg wrote: »
    Fluke monster


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    Related?

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  • Mo1sonMo1son Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Boogeyman: worst song ever (period). Thank god it only lasted on the radio here for about a week.

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  • hambonehambone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I had a hunch, and a quick googling confirms it:

    http://www.juggalofaith.com/
    I look at it like this. You got 2 clowns running around rappin' about your soul. Yelling about how there gonna take you to Heaven if you are the shit or take you to Hell if your a dick. Yeah that sounds pretty crazy, but what do you think ninjas were thinkin' when Noah was running around with a long ass beard and a wooden staff? Telling everyone that it's going to rain for a month? "Come get on my Ark!! It's going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights! You're all gonna drown!!" That shit probably sounded nuts too! I would have thought he was crazy just for calling it an ark instead of a boat! The few open-minded ninjas that actually did listen to him were mad lucky. The rest got mad wet.

    So I guess I'm an atheist now.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh dear god no

    Homeless on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    With Rev. Freak Candy

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    God and I thought youth movements were bad in this country...

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    does canada have juggalos?

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  • april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    does canada have juggalos?


    http://icp.meetup.com/cities/

    there you go now you can meet juggalos all over the world. maybe we could organise a meet and then just end them all

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my god theyre everywhere

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  • april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    http://z13.invisionfree.com/Juggalo/index.php?showtopic=19532&st=0

    also found this, christ theres some horriffic people to be found in that thread


    edit:

    there is alsoa "juggalette pagent" christ!!
    http://agendastylee.homestead.com/Archive_Gathering_Juggalettes.html

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