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“Your name is Bramarl Neioaiaum, but you normally go by BRAMARL.
Butler of Disgrace
Land of Sodapop and Icecubes
” /My shadey companions are kinda dicks.”

You’re a TROLL, honestly, just ALTERED. You were initially TRIAL NO. 3641, and was EXPERIMENTED on. Your MANIFESTATION didn’t change a lot, but you now own SHADEKINESIS, which are essentially TRANSMOGRIFICATION AND INFLUENCING, your own SHADES/OTHER SHADES. You can also CHANGE IT into TROLL-EATING MONSTERS to slowly STRANGLE and CRUSH your enemies. It’s a cool ABILITY and all, but it gets in the way of trying to get a KISMESIS.

Before or after the testing, your PERSONALITY wasn’t really altered. You try to DISREGARD the MONSTEROUS SHADES around you, but it’s difficult to when they start TALKING BEHIND YOU BACK. You’re pretty CHILL, NONCHALANT, and LETHARGIC. You are somehow able to AVOID getting in DILEMAS while LOAFING. You’re not very CONSIDERATE, because they haven’t faced WORSE than you did while being tested on.

Your HOBBIES include talking on the GRUBULARPHONE almost EVERY NIGHT, CHATTING, and intentionally ILLUMINATING SECRETS. There’s no use in NOT TELLING HIM SECRETS, his SHADOWS already KNOW ALL THE SECRETS. Unfortunately, you never keep the SECRETS to yourself. Most of the time.

For some reason whenever you walk by some STUPID GIRL checks you out. They’re all gone now thanks to YELLER.

Now, the SHADES? Oh, they’re just a SMALL side-affect during the operation. Like it said, they are MAN-EATING MONSTERS. You don’t really LIKE to call them SHADES, so you call them DARKIES or SHADEY COMPANIONS. You have MANY COMPANIONS, but you also have MAINS because all the others are so ANEMIC! Although, you can’t use them when it’s DAY TIME so pity, so you just use your NORMAL STRIFE SPECIBI.

Your STRIFE SPECIBI is, aside from SHADEKIND, is SPIKYLASHKIND. Whenever the LASH gets in CONTACT with another, SPIKY ROSE THORNS would BREAK OPEN the SKY like INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES. Another PRODUCT is GROWING. Nope.

Your LUSUS is a TINY ROADRUNNER. How long has he been DEAD NOW? He moves so FAST you don’t even know how OLD he is because you think TIME IS SLOWING DOWN when he BLASTS PAST AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS.

Your TROLLIAN isunderbrightenedMasculine and”/You speak as if you are hiding from the moon..” “

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