Hey guys! Here we go. Here's how this works, if this is your first Parsely.
Parsely adventures imitate the old Parser computer games. You know, the whole:
>The room is dark. You feel a light switch on the wall.
And then you type in:
>flip light switch
And then it goes:
>The light turns on. You see a table in front of you. There is a book on the table.
And so on. You know these! They're challenging and fun. The problem with parser games is that the computer is reliable but stupid. They don't know a lot of synonyms and they're looking for one specific word. They can only interpret your commands in their narrow focus. I'll be imitating the parser computer - albeit a cranky one, although don't be alarmed, it's just for humor! - and guiding you through the adventure. Your job is to solve it by inputting commands in this form:
And I'll respond! The game is a mix between serious puzzle-solving and humor: I'm playing off you guys just as you are me. It's a lot of fun!
You can buy these for about 2 bucks a pop for a PDF! Go here: memento-mori.com/portfolio/parsely-2/
to get them.
Remember: take turns! If you've already entered a command, let someone else go after you. If things get slow, I may let you do two or three extras, but for the most part, share authority. Also, only one command per post!