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Oh! Vaginas.

Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
My girlfriend just participated in the Vagina Monologues here on campus, so naturally I was in the audience.

We had the standard protest group of douchenozzles who for whatever reason fear for the community's decency if we're exposed to stories of gushing girl cum and old ladies flicking the man in the boat.

Now being a both an adult and a student of the internet, I basically found the entire show pretty harmless and even rather toothless. Imagine for a moment watching a clip of a shock comic from the 1950's and you'll get the idea. That having been said, the parts that were more directly about social issues were actually pretty poignant. Other than that, most of it can be summarized as "olol, vagina."

So, discuss vaginas and/or monologues.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I read this thread title and thought, 'Oh, vaginas, our love holds on! Holds on!'

    I really gotta get that song out of my head.

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    is there a play about dicks because seriously there should be

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    like having a damp, warm pocket built right in

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dush wrote: »
    is there a play about dicks because seriously there should be

    There in fact is a Penis Monologues.

    Its most frequent description, to my knowledge, is "disgrace."

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We can't have this thread because the wiminz will start talking about their naughty parts and we don't want attention whores here in PA nope nosiree

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    is it anything like Tim Allen reading the introduction to the vagina monologue? that was a pretty funny stand-up piece.

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  • SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dush wrote: »
    is there a play about dicks because seriously there should be

    I know there was this show that these guys did where they would fold their dongs into different shapes as a play. I forget the name of it though

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    is it anything like Tim Allen reading the introduction to the vagina monologue? that was a pretty funny stand-up piece.

    It featured no hairy coke fiends to my knowledge.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Puppetry of The Penis is so much better. Lets see some pansy ass theater kids in a liberal arts college try to pull that off.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    vagina monologues is pretty dykey

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wait, we just had a performance of the vagina monologues here at my campus too

    where do you go to school?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    oh vaginas

    all I can do

    is write a song

    for you

    vaginas

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    vaginas more like HELL PORTALS

    bongi on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I want to make a lesbian porno and call it the Vagina Dialogues

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    wait, we just had a performance of the vagina monologues here at my campus too

    where do you go to school?

    Dude, they're everywhere. They just did it here, too.

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    wait, we just had a performance of the vagina monologues here at my campus too

    where do you go to school?

    Roger Williams University, home of the "white only scholarship."

    It's no surprise, Saturday was some sort of national vagina day.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Surprise

    You all go to IUP

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    wait, we just had a performance of the vagina monologues here at my campus too

    where do you go to school?

    Dude, they're everywhere. They just did it here, too.

    ah i see

    march must be vagina history month

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    wait, we just had a performance of the vagina monologues here at my campus too

    where do you go to school?

    this time of year there is vagina monologues all over the country

    cuntry

    it's a sure sign of spring

    first robin

    first daffodil poking through the soil

    first dyke talking about dry fucking cotton tampons on a stage to a bunch of dykes and dudes trying to act interested so they can get laid

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    "oh really you have genitals oh wow what an interesting subject aren't I sensitive let's go have coffee would you like to read my poetry journal?"

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What is April

    Cock history month
    Testicle awareness month
    Prostate health and wellness month
    Healthy Colons are Happy Colons month?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vagina: You got me monologuing you sly dog!

    I never saw this show because I rarely go to shows and I'm not going to volunteer to hear a woman talk about her vagina on stage. I mean, vaginas are awesome, don't get me wrong, but I didn't want to run the risk of walking into the menstrual cycle monologues unwittingly.
    The shit I've seen on the internet has me prepared for anything, but it'd still be uncomfortable to sit through something like that.

    So, for people who've seen it, what's it like? Is it good? Funny?

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    What is April

    Cock history month
    Testicle awareness month
    Prostate health and wellness month
    Healthy Colons are Happy Colons month?

    Every month that someone gets knocked up is cock history month.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    they use the word vagina a lot. so yes, its a comedy

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    my : is healthy and happy

    bongi on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    my : is healthy and happy

    munkus has a ;

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vagina: You got me monologuing you sly dog!

    I never saw this show because I rarely go to shows and I'm not going to volunteer to hear a woman talk about her vagina on stage. I mean, vaginas are awesome, don't get me wrong, but I didn't want to run the risk of walking into the menstrual cycle monologues unwittingly.
    The shit I've seen on the internet has me prepared for anything, but it'd still be uncomfortable to sit through something like that.

    So, for people who've seen it, what's it like? Is it good? Funny?

    Dude, I watched my girlfriend discuss, in intimate detail, her vagina, in front of 800 people, wedged between her mother and grandfather. Jettison your candy-ass sensibilities of uncomfortable.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Im on my .

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    cuntry

    you made my day with that <3

    tugga on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hahaha jesus

    nice catch

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    vaginas more like HELL PORTALS

    If you'd ever been inside one, you'd know just how wrong you are.

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    vaginas more like HELL PORTALS

    If you'd ever been inside one, you'd know just how wrong you are.

    If you'd ever been inside one while sporting a friction burn, you'd know how excrutiatingly right you are.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vagina: You got me monologuing you sly dog!

    I never saw this show because I rarely go to shows and I'm not going to volunteer to hear a woman talk about her vagina on stage. I mean, vaginas are awesome, don't get me wrong, but I didn't want to run the risk of walking into the menstrual cycle monologues unwittingly.
    The shit I've seen on the internet has me prepared for anything, but it'd still be uncomfortable to sit through something like that.

    So, for people who've seen it, what's it like? Is it good? Funny?

    Dude, I watched my girlfriend discuss, in intimate detail, her vagina, in front of 800 people, wedged between her mother and grandfather. Jettison your candy-ass sensibilities of uncomfortable.
    So, what did she have to say about her vagina then?

    mcp on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    old lady talking about her "down theres"

    random "ethnic" chick they dragged in because "hey you're brown that's kind of like middle eastern" talking about genital mutilation

    angry bulldyke yelling about dry fucking cotton in her twat

    fat chick talking about a dude staring at her nethermaw because it was pretty like a flower

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I dunno what the Vagina Monologues are.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    vaginas more like HELL PORTALS

    If you'd ever been inside one, you'd know just how wrong you are.

    i don't want to go inside one

    i'm scared of yipping daemons

    past the vulva there's no going back

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    we need to write a play SE++

    the cock monologues

    i do believe we, if anybody, are capable of pulling this off (pun intended)

    tugga on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Puppetry of the Penis.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    vaginas more like HELL PORTALS

    If you'd ever been inside one, you'd know just how wrong you are.

    If you'd ever been inside one while sporting a friction burn, you'd know how excrutiatingly right you are.

    What are you, a rapist? You can't just go in wang-a-blazin' without greasing the wheels first. If you attempt to bone a chick without getting her ready first, you deserve what you get.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    my : is healthy and happy

    munkus has a ;

    This didn't get the attention it deserved.

    Well played.

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